How to trap a demon 101
Summary: Who says you need school…or a teacher… when you need to 'learn' something right away?
Lady Nefertiti: The prolouge of my new fic. The first chapter should be posted right after this. I was waiting to post this fic for quite some time (I made a lot of changes in this fic) oh and how could I forget? and I don't own Inuyasha...
enjoy reading everyone and don't forget to review!
Prologue-
The University of no Real Importance
Congratulations! you have been accepted to the prestigious University of no Real Importance! Your acceptance has been finalized for Spring 2009! Read the following guidelines and good luck!
Classroom A:
Objective: To keep yourself safe from harm
Location: The wonderful Warring states era (the Sengoku Jidai)
Professor: Lady Nefertiti
Advisor: If you can find a good one, you're one lucky dog.
Subject: Whatever skills you're good at.
Students: 15 per classroom
Student body of: 101
Dropouts: Not many
Withdrawing: Is NOT an option.
Student capacity in University: Anyone is welcome (cause you might be dead soon anyway...oh well...)
Variation of Students: Miko's, Monks, Demons, Half-demons, Demon slayers and Humans (although the humans don't live so long)
Out-of-state students: You don't know what you're getting into (in other words get out while you still can)
Tuition cost: Survival of the fittest
Housing/Dorms: Whatever's available (and if you're a human bunking with a demon then I feel sorry for you.)
Meal plans: The Ramen plan, The Raw meat plan, The Human food plan
Extra-curricular activities: Running (for your life)
Bring: Weapons. (and paper for notes!)
Graduating class: If your lucky...or survive that long for that matter.
Questions? call 1-800-save-my-life-today!
-or-
E-mail us:
Campus tours: at your own risk
Apply today! at no cost at all (except your life)
-First day of school-
8:30 a.m
Lady Nefertiti: "Class is now in session. Today we will begin to learn...(ahem) Miroku please wake Inuyasha up would you?"
Inuyasha: "zzzzzzz..."
Miroku: "With Pleasure." (Clang!!)
Inuyasha: "&#"
Lady Nefertiti: "Excellent! and that's how it's done boy and girls! violence is our first lesson!
Sesshomaru: "Hn. This Sesshomaru has no need for a teacher..."
Lady Nefertiti: "Well 'this Sesshomaru' is going to sit there and listen to 'this Lady Nefertiti' or You're mating Kikyo in this Fic and Kagome your beloved gets Naraku!"
Sesshomaru: (sits back in his seat) "Hn. If you weren't this Sesshomaru's teacher you would be dead by now..."
Lady Nefertiti: "And you would be expelled had you not been so fluffy and cute!"
Sesshomaru: '...'
Inuyasha: "Why does everything that comes out of your mouth never make any sense to me?"
Lady Nefertiti: "You should be glad that this classroom only has 15 students Inuyasha!"
Inuyasha: "Oh and why is that?"
Kagome: "SIT! How dare you talk to the teacher like that?!"
(BOOM!)
Lady Nefertiti: "Because there's more room to sit you..."
'...'
Attention: To whom it may concern (in this case the readers and reviewers)
If this chapter confuses you then I've done the job well because this chapter is irrelevant to the entire fic except for the fact that you'll be learning a few things along the way, see a bit of drama and that this fic takes place in the feudal era. So sit back in your seats and enjoy my lesson on 'How to Trap a demon 101.'
and by the way,
Welcome to the University of no Real Importance...
Lady Nefertiti: The prologue on my new fic. I'm posting this fic because I loved writing this and I hope that the people that read and review this will also. Originally this fic was posted on A Single Spark which, this fic I myself deleted to make changes...and sadly, also because I found out that an author had copied this fic onto two different websites and made changes here and there to call it their own. I ask my readers and reviewers to let me know if anyone else has been copying my other fics. It's horrible when you read people's fics and the only thing you think is that this part came out of your own.
Please read and review!