Hey Ya!

Well My Friends & I Were Talking During Lunch And This Happened.

So Today Caitlyn and Katelyn Came Over, We Wrote, And Wrote Some More.

No-Stop Typing Until She Left. It Was Crazy.

My Laptop Died Maybe Twice. (HEHE)

Anyway, Enjoy This We Worked Very Hard On It. Enjoy!

- Denver, Caitlyn, & Katelyn

Summary: A school for disorderly teens, that's what the parents say at least. But to the Swan sisters and the Cullen brothers it was pure hell.

Haterville High

Chapter One- Triple the Fun

"Dad this is so unfair," Isabella Swan complained pouting in the car.

"Bella, you are the only one complaining. Alice and Rosalie aren't complaining." Charlie pointed out.

"That's cause she's a wimp." Rosalie smirked looking out the window of the car.

"Rosalie Jane Swan cut it out." Charlie demanded.

"Geez Dad, take a chill pill."

"I won't Rose. Not when I had to leave work early because I get a call from school saying that one daughter got caught making out with some guy, another is in the office for cursing out the teacher and the other was smoking behind the school!" Charlie screamed. "Do you know what your mother's going to say when I have to call her for this?"

"Daddy please no." Alice begged from the backseat.

"Girls, this isn't fair to me you know? Being called out of work at least three times a months to get one of you out of a mess. I can't do it."

"Dad,"

"No Bella!" Charlie screamed as they sat in the car out side of the house. "The three of you, up to your rooms now."

"Dad," The triplets said at once.

"Girls go."

"Charlie we can't send them there, they aren't that bad." Renee yelled.

"Renee do you see what they're doing? They're out of control, grounding doesn't work, and taking things away doesn't work!" Charlie screamed. "I'm the one doing all the parenting right now while you're out there with that new family, while your daughters are wanting your attention. I say what to do with them."

"Fuck you Charlie." Renee screamed over the phone.

"You come deal with them then. I can't do it anymore."

"I can't just drop everything because they need me Charlie." Renee said. "I got my family here to take care of."

"Oh just like you dropped everything and left them, three innocent six-year-olds because you didn't feel like being a mother, huh? Just like that Renee?"

"I was young Charlie; a twenty-four-year-old shouldn't be a mother of a set of triplets. I needed to breathe." Renee calmly said. "I needed to find me."

"And you did in another guy's arms, totally forgetting about the three daughters you have here."

"I can't just drop everything and fly to Phoenix."

"Every normal mother would. They would put the heath and well being of their kids in front of anything." Charlie said, "Now I've got to go deal with MY daughters." Charlie said hanging up the phone.

"Dad," Alice asked walking down the stairs from where she and the other two where sitting listening to their father scream over the phone.

"Not now Alice. I need to make some arrangements for you, Bella and Rosalie."

"We don't want to go anywhere dad." Alice complained. "We like it here in Phoenix, we don't want to leave." Alice cried. "Don't make us go to Mom's, please don't daddy. She doesn't treat us like those other ones she has now. I don't want to go there." As soon as Renee left Charlie, to raise three girls she moved on. Her family now consisted of her new husband and their two sons. Nothing ever to do with her daughters.

"Alice," Charlie said as his shoulders dropped. "I could never send you girls there for a while. I'll miss my girls to much."

"Thank god. But daddy I want to stay here."

"Well you should have thought of that before you decided to curse out your teacher!"

"She was being rude so I just talked back, nothing bad."

"Think again Alice," Charlie said running his hand threw his hair. "Girls get down here!"

"What are you going to do with us?" Rosalie asked quietly as she took a seat on the couch.

"Well since your mother rather not deal with you girls anymore, and I don't think I can deal with this crap anymore. You girls are going to that school for disorderly teens."

"Dad you are over reacting." Bella complained.

"Isabella you where caught making out with some boy into the janitor's closet." Charlie said. "That's not normal teenage behavior. I don't care if your mom thinks this normal behavior. This isn't."

"We'll change I promise." Rosalie said, "Please dad."

"You should have the first time they caught you smoking." Charlie hissed. "I'll loose my job if you girls keep getting called down to the office. You'll start sometime this week so get packing; you are on your way to Forks, Washington."

"I can't pay you guys out of it this time!" Carlisle said walking back and forth in front of the couch that sat his three teenaged sons.

"Relax Carlisle." Esme reminded him. "Breathe."

"I don't think there is anything I can do this time, Esme. They burned down the school gym!"

"Okay so maybe that was a little out of control- but it's a normal teenage boy thing."

"No this is not normal, normal is them breaking bones always not burning things."

"Dad I had nothing to do with this." Emmett stated putting his hands up in defeat. "I was just at the wrong place, at the wrong time."

"Jerk," Edward murmured.

"Edward," Esme warned her oldest son. "All three of you stop it."

"What made you decide to burn the school gym down?"

"It wasn't really decided to do so, mom." Jasper said. "It kind of just happened like that."

"How?" Carlisle asked. "How did I end up with a phone call at three in the morning from the police station saying my sons where caught lighting the school gym on fire?"

"He dared me!" Jasper said pointing to Edward.

"Why do I always get blamed for everything?" Edward complained.

"Maybe because you always do something." Emmet said.

"Boys right now is really a bad time to start fighting." Esme warned. Esme always stayed calm when something happened with her boys- as she puts it. It was a trait she picked up that help. "Just tell us what happened?"

"Let's just say we got bored and decided to sneak out." Jasper started. "The one thing lead to another and Emmet kind of lit the gym on fire."

"Kind of?" Carlisle asked, "The whole damn building is gone Jasper."

"We really didn't mean for it to get that far dad." Emmet said.

"And what was with all the beer bottles you three where trying to hide?"

"Dad, it was one time. It will never happen again." Edward promised.

"Well to bad. I don't care what happens things are changing immediately." Carlisle yelled. "Pack a bag boys, you're heading to boarding school."

"No way!" Emmet stated. "I didn't do anything. I just got pulled into it by them."

"Em, enough." Carlisle yelled. "I can't get you out of this thing this time. The officer said jail or the boarding school and I don't think you three want to go to jail."

"But I didn't do anything, I was just at the wrong place at the wrong time thanks to the dumb asses."

"Emmet Calvin Cullen cut it out now! I'm done with the late night break outs of the house, the drinking and doing things that you shouldn't be. I bailed you boys out five times in the last three months! It has to stop."

"Why not?"

"Because I have to pay the damn school fifty thousand dollars to fix the gym." Carlisle screamed.

"Calm down remember what the doctor said." Esme reminded. Sure she was mad, she lost her beauty sleep to this, but they where acting like normal teenage boys- or so she thought. "Not to get too stressed out, it isn't good for your heart."

"Dad come on, be reasonable now." Edward said. "It was one little mistake."

"Edward, I wouldn't start." Jasper whispered.

"That's a good idea Jasper. All of you upstairs now. Later we are having a long discussion."

"Girls, it sure is going to be quiet around here now." Charlie smiled.

"Oh dad don't worry. We know you have your girlfriend and the dog." Alice smirked.

"Oh what am I going to do with out my sarcastic one?" Charlie said hugging Alice. "Okay, I want you girls to have a good flight and there will be someone to pick you up when you get there."

"Dad," Bella said.

"Yea Bells?"

"I don't really want to go, mostly with these two."

"Baby girl," Charlie laughed. "I think you can last two hours with them. Behave understand me?"

"Got it." Rosalie answered pulling Alice closer to her. Alice and Rosalie where the closest out of the triplets, Bella got left out a lot but she didn't mind. Being alone was peaceful to her.

"I love you three so much, that's why I'm doing this okay?" Charlie said.

"Yeah dad we know." Alice said rolling her eyes as Charlie pulled them into a hug.

"Call me when you get there?"

"Bye dad." All three girls said walking towards their gate.

"Bye girls." Charlie frowned he knew it was for the best, it was just hard.

"Mom can't you change his mind? I really didn't do anything." Emmet complained.

"Emmet if I could I would, but I can't. Your father's made up his mind already and nothings going to change that." Esme said.

"Then why didn't he come? He's the one sending us away."

"Edward please just stop it, you know he's a busy man."

"To busy to tell his own kids goodbye." Edward harshly said..

"Guys don't take it out on him, okay? He's just upset with everything going on."

"Yeah right, he just wants to get ride of us, mom. It's typical dad." Jasper said.

"Boys." Esme said. "Don't take this out on your father. Okay? He's doing what he thinks is best for you three and I seem to think the same thing."

"That's cause he brain washed you." Jasper shrugged with a sideways smirk.

"Jasper cut it out okay?" Esme laughed. "Now behave and maybe you can come home after this year?"

"Aye Captain." Emmet laughed walking over to the gate, not even saying good by to his mom.

"Emmet Calvin Cullen." Esme yelled.

"By mom." The three smiled pulling their mother into a bear hug, before walking towards the gate.

This was going to be some interesting year.

How did turn out?

Don't worry it's going to speed up a bit,

We Already Wrote Chapter Two And Three In Lunch Yesterday.

I just have to get them typed up.

Please Review- It's our their first story (Denver has a lot of OTH stories on here)

Enjoy It!

-Den, Kate, Caitlyn