Don't own yare yare..

Written at 3:20 am (I've been a proud insomniac for the past 8 years.. for those who don't get it look up sarcasm in the dictionary) This is the time when I have my best (or worst) ideas.

"No that's not right." Kakashi stopped with his hand on the doorknob. What was Genma doing in his apartment?

"Oh, Sorry. How about this?" Ok Iruka being there he could understand they were practically living together. Kakashi scratched his head thoughtfully.

"No that's not good either. You have to use your tongue more." Kakashi was about to open the door but froze again.

"Like thith?"

"No, no, no. That's not good either. You're really not good at this." Good at what? He though.

"Well yeah that's why I'm asking you to teach me!" Teach him what? Kakashi leaned closer to the door. He felt kind of weird eavesdropping on his own home but curiosity got the better of him.

"Are you sure this is what you want?" Genma sounded a bit hesitant.

"Yes!" Came Iruka's firm reply.

"Look I can see that you want to impress Kakashi but I'm just not sure this is the best way to go about doing it." Kakashi put his ear up against his front door.

"Just teach me! I have to improve so I can show Kakashi he isn't the only one who's good at these things. He's always showing me these new moves." Good at what? What on earth were they doing in there.

"Then why don't you just ask him to teach you?"

"Because that would just ruin it." Kakashi took his ear away from the door and stared at it for a moment. He wasn't sure he wanted to go in there anymore.

"Alright, if you're sure. Then try it again."

"Ano, Genma san?"

"Yeah?"

"Have you ever swallowed it?" Kakashi stared at his door like it had just gotten up and slammed itself in his face.

"Eww yeah, don't even remind me that's really nasty! You really have to be careful to not let it get too far in and spit it out."

"Is that so. Ok let's try again. How's this?"

"Mmmm... You're definitely getting better but still not good enough." Kakashi waved awkwardly at Asuma as he passed by. Once he was out of view he glued his ear back to the door.

"Kami just tell me what I'm doing wrong!"

"Well for starters you have to twirl your tongue like this. Then you have to relax it and just let it slide naturally." Kakashi's eye nearly bugged out of his head.

"Let's see. How about this?"

"Yeah that's much better, although your technique still isn't much to talk about."

"Ugh, ok let's try it again then."

Kakashi snapped out of it, he'd heard enough. There was no way he would let his boyfriend and that oral fetish pervert do something. And in his own apartment too! He ripped open the door and barged in.

"What the hell are you two doing?!" He growled at them.

He was met with two pairs of panic stricken eyes. Genma looked like he was about to run screaming out of there and Iruka had turned a nasty shade of red. Kakashi was just about ready to beat some answers out of them when Iruka's trembling words stopped him.

"Uhm.. Ano.. Genma san?" Iruka looked away from his boyfriend to Genma. His look still fearful. "Just how nasty is it if you swallow the senbon?" And just before Kakashi teleported his boyfriend to the hospital he noticed the dart board and randomly littered senbons on his wall.