"Tiff I swear to god I'm getting annoyed" Ashley Harris sighed into her cell phone as she talked to one of her closest friends Tiffany. Tiffany had a last name of course but Ashley didn't know it because Tiff never told anyone her last name for some strange reason that Ashley did not know.
"I know where the hell is he I asked him to get us iced tea 2 weeks ago" Tiff's New York accent grew thicker with annoyance.
"I told you he wasn't going to get it cause he's mad at me for breaking up with him"
"Well you shouldn't have cheated on him then"
"Mother fucker you already know that he cheated"
"John you dumb ass mother fucker" Tiff said to no one in particular.
"I mean I suppose I could get my own iced tea but that's not the point he was asked"
"I swear he'd better bring that damn iced tea and then Imma kill his ass and if he spills any of the tea Imma make his ass go get more and then kill him" Ashley laughed.
There was a knock on her door "Tiff hold on someone is at the door"
She got up to answer the door. She opened her door to find nobody there. She was about to close her door when she just happened to look down. Sitting there on her concrete top step was a pitcher of homemade iced tea and a note that said I'm sorry. She picked up the iced tea and the note and brought it inside. She set the note on her coffee table and picked up her phone again.
"Tiff … he actually brought the iced tea"
"Whatever you do don't drink it that mother fucker is probably tryin to kill you"
"Tiff I don't think he's trying to kill me" she ventured to the kitchen to get a glass.
Pouring the amber colored liquid into a glass. She raised it to her lips and let the cool liquid flow into her mouth. She stopped drinking after one sip. With a satisfied smile she took another sip. He had made it the exact way she liked it.
A/N: Don't ask it's a me and Tiff thing you'd have to be there to understand. No flames please. It was just meant for humor and nothing else.