you know what I don't understand?
Take a guess.
I'll bet you won't get it.
I'll just tell you.
Ok, you'll think I'm weird.
But Whatever.
I hate it when people eat their muffins without taking off the paper first…
Like they eat the tops, THEN peel the paper, and the muffin falls all over the place.
I'm not a tidy person by any means, but seriously people.
If you think about it, it makes a lot more sense.
I mean, you get more muffin in the first place.
And it's messy.
This is a major problem.
So anyways, Shane somehow discovered this habit really… bothered me.
That's an understatement.
Shut up Shane. My story. Go away.
Anyways, yeah.
he brought a basket of muffins over to my house.
And ate ALL the tops off.
Just the tops.
And then he left.
I should NEVER have given him that spare key…
Nope.
Shut UP Shane… what's he doing here anyways?
Beside the point.
Back to my story.
So THEN I came home from… where was I, anyways?
Doesn't matter. The point is I came home.
And found approximately 20 UNWRAPPED MUFFIN BOTTOMS ALL OVER MY HOUSE.
In the bathroom.
In the kitchen.
In the Living Room.
EVERYWHERE.
Actually, it was 26.5.
That's it. I'm changing my locks… wait, where's the half?
Haha… that's for me to know and you to find out.
Screw you… oh no you didn't.
Didn't…?
OK THAT'S IT!
Crap. Gotta run… why I'm writing this on a piece of paper, I dunno…
And this goes into pet peeve Number 2.
Food on my pillow.
Now I gotta go catch Shane. I'll get him soon…