Author's Note: Well everyone, here is a new story for you. It's going to be freaking hilarious. Much different from what I usually end up writing. But anyways, read on, and I hope you enjoy it!!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the idea.

"This is not a good idea."

It was funny the way things worked out in the end. Mrs. Eleanor Lovett never thought in the fifteen years that Benjamin Barker had been sweating away in Australia that he would ever come back to her very own pie shop. Fate had proved her wrong. And yet, he was a different person; always brooding away about his dead wife Lucy, always thinking of ways to kill the man who'd done him wrong. But Eleanor knew she could change him, knew she could get the man to love again. That was when she decided, after her business started booming (thanks to her special ingredients...), that she, Eleanor Lovett, would take it upon herself to drag Sweeney Todd and Tobias Ragg to the sea.

This idea however, wasn't something Sweeney Todd had seen coming.

"What in bloody hell's name are you talking about?" He grumbled when she finally proposed her proposition to him.

"We need ter go ter the sea, love! A nice ol' day by the salty water an' wha'-not." She smiled, grabbing his shoulder and pulling him to face her. "Yeh need a break, an' so do I. We need this, Mr. T."

Sweeney forced himself to look at her. She was pathetic, so incredibly pathetic that it sickened him to the very core. Yet, there was something there, something he didn't want to admit that made his heart beat a tiny bit faster than usual.

But he didn't admit it.

He never would, because that was who he was.

Regardless of his meaningless thoughts of her, he needed to figure out how the hell he was going to get out of this.

"Mrs. Lovett, I'm not sure this would be a good idea." He mumbled, keeping his eyes away from hers.

Eleanor huffed in disappointment. Her idea was brilliant! How could he be so stubborn? After all, she had been so kind to him, buying him that gorgeous new suit and all.

Oh!

She had nearly forgotten all about the swimsuit she had gotten for him. She smiled, turning away from Sweeney, moving quickly towards her bedroom.

"Mrs. Lovett, what are you-" But as quickly as he asked, she had already returned, package in hand.

"I forgot ter tell yeh! I bough' yeh this fer when we went ter the beach." She held up the suit and smiled in pure joy.

Sweeney Todd just groaned in horror. "What the hell is that?"

He stared in awe at the pinstriped suit, and groaned even louder. It was a one piece. A BLOODY one piece suit that she seriously expected him to wear out in public. And what more, she seemed upset at the fact that he instantly had rejected it without even bothering to try it on.

"Oh come on love," She whispered. "Please? I really 'ave wanted ter go ter the sea fer awhile now, an' with the business goin' so well..."

"I'm NOT going in that." Sweeney mumbled, folding his arms across his chest.

"So is yeh sayin' if I don' make yeh wear it, yeh'll come?" She asked, her eyes full of anticipation.

Sweeney sighed once again. 'This blasted woman has to be so damn persistent…'

"Fine, I'll go, but one three conditions."

Eleanor nodded, her eyes lighting up.

"One, I will not wear that suit; Two, I will not go and swim, no matter what you say; and three, there is no chance in hell I will ever enjoy this, so don't try and make me. Alright?" He muttered.

"Alrigh'!" Eleanor mumbled grabbing his arm. "Then let's get goin' ter the beautiful sea!"

Sweeney just once again groaned in agony.

End Note: There you have it! If you like this and want me to continue, please leave me a review. If it sucks, well pity review me please :D Kthanks!