Chapter 15

Epilogue

Only one chapter left? :O

"At last!" Inuyasha shouted with glee, "We've defeated Naraku!"

"'We'?" Sango folded her arms across her chest, playfully annoyed.

Indeed, the group and their various unimportant allies gathered together to defeat Naraku. They all agreed to pretend that it was a very tough battle, they all fought hard, and some almost lost their lives.

In reality, Naraku had merely caught chicken pox, and because grown men have a lower survival rate for that form of herpes, Naraku died. But they all agreed they should pretend they defeated Naraku in a long, glorious battle.

With that out of the way, things went predictably for the group.

Miroku, having come to terms with his sexuality, ran off to San Francisco with... Hachiemon, of all people, er, things.

Sango became the poster-woman of female productivity for a major war in the future.

Sesshomaru, with Jaken as his PR assistant, opened a new line of beauty products under the title "Wilting Lily".

Kagome was killed in a tragic train accident, taking the jewel to the afterlife with her.

Inuyasha went skipping off to Kikyo, who showered him with cold indifference the rest of their lives.

Kohaku, disturbed and tormented, traveled to the future, where his appearance got more and more mussy, but he was discovered to be a genius, and was recruited to help the Japanese police solve crimes...

Kaede took ten years off her face with Sesshomaru "Wilting Lily" moisturizer, and became talk of the town.

Shippo grew tall and attractive, and became an itinerant womanizer.

Rin also traveled to the future and became Japanese pop star Ayumi Hamasaki.

Kouga cut his ponytail off and dropped the wolf demon clan, and devoted his life to the martial arts, changing his name slightly and eventually ending up in Nerima...

Hakkaku and Ginta joined a British comedy troupe. They were not very popular.

Kanna went on to doing nothing.

Kagura went on to do voice-over work on Revlon commercials and became the narrator on the show "Adoption Stories". In her spare time, she wreaks havoc on all of Asia.

Naraku and Kagome met on the Other Side and discovered they have a lot more in common than they thought, and have recently been voted "Underworld's Most Sickeningly Cute Couple".

Su and Nigaiyuri joined a support group for totally hated original characters, and were kidnapped and locked in a room together. They eventually did each other in.

And Kagome never took off her shoes.

OoO

Been a while... And now there's only one chapter left! :O But I already started a new fanfiction, called Movie Parodies. I'm kind of stuck on that one now, too. I don't know, just a total brain fart.

So... this was gonna be a little different...

If you'd like, you can return to your regularly scheduled surfing. If not, I'll give you all the references from this:

Miroku: San Francisco - stereotypical gay area in California.

Sango: she became Rosie the Riveter from those World War II posters.

Sesshomaru: "Wilting Lily" is a reference to the description of Sesshoko in my Gender Bendered fanfiction

Kagome: She got hit by a train and died in chapter 5, and referenced the train thing again later.

Kohaku: this is an incredibly vague reference to L from Death Note

Rin: Ayumi Hamasaki sang "Dearest", the third Inuyasha closing song.

Kouga: apparently became Ryoga from Ranma ½

Hakkaku and Ginta: this isn't referencing anything in particular

Kagura: Janyse Jaud, Kagura's English voice actor, seems to be doing voice-over work for Revlon commercials, and is the narrator on the show "Adoption Stories".

Su and Nigaiyuri: see chapters 4 and 5.

So, see you guys next chapter! Which, who knows, might be a month from now. :)