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Note: This takes place after the end of Buffy Season 7 and Harry Potter Book 6.

Dinner with Voldemort – Chapter 1

Harry Potter and his friends were in trouble. This time, though, it was doubtful they'd find a way out of it. They were all, all being everyone in the DA, currently manacled up on the wall in the entry way to Riddle Manor where anyone, everyone actually, who came in or left the house could see them. They didn't really have any way to plan an escape without someone overhearing.

"I'm sorry guys, this is all my fault," Harry began.

"No Harry," Hermione interrupted, "it's not your fault. We planned this out together. Who would have thought he was spying on us with a real snake? He'd usually only use Nagini, who is way too big to hide. We had the wards up to prevent animagi from spying on us. Finding a way to take memories from snakes and putting them into a pensive is incredible."

"Still I don't think we can escape from this and he's planning to execute us at midnight…" Harry's voice trailed off as he remembered the other things Voldemort had said he was going to them and shuddered.

"What did you do to annoy him that much? The Wizarding World must be getting pretty desperate if they're sending teenagers to save them. You all can't be more than 16," interrupted a new voice.

The prisoners looked over at the door that had opened for a young muggle looking man. He was wearing blue jeans and a bright shirt. He peered up at them curiously, which was probably a hard look to pull off with just one eye, the other one covered up with an eye patch.

End Chapter 1

REVIEWS INSPIRE ME

This is a recurring idea I've had that I wasn't really planning to write, but the plot bunny wouldn't leave my head. This should hopefully be a short story since I was originally planning it to be a long one-shot.

Snake spying idea: Voldemort basically tells the snake where to go, a.k.a. wherever Harry is. The snake doesn't understand English but it watches and hears everything. Voldemort removes the memory and places it in a pensive and is able to hear all of Harry's plans.