An ominous figure made his way towards the hokage tower. He was about 5'11 with white and black and red highlights. His attire consisted of a weighted red trench coat, ripped shinobi pants, black combat boots and clear sunglasses. He wore no shirt exposing his pack to the women around him causing them to blush heavily. Two things kept people from approaching him. One was ALL the weapons on his person. Three katanas on his hips, multiple senbon kunai and shuriken, a single zanbatou on his back and to complete the ensemble 2 pairs of guns and holsters attached to his trench coat(1). The other was his eyes. They lacked any expression.

When he reached the tower he jumped onto the balcony outside the hokages office. Not to be one polite he destroyed the glass doors. Walking into the office he let out a whistle. The office arrangement had changed sense he last been in Konohagakure.The desk that used to be in the middle of the room was on the side of the multiple chairs facing the desk. A counter had been put in. On the counter was a coffee and an expresson machine. "Hello Tsunade its been awhile hasn't it?" the figure said as he sat down in a chair facing the Godaime hokage.

"Do I know you? I don't recogize you at all" Tsunade asked. This person seemed so familiar but she couldn't place his face. She felt like she SHOULD know him but was missing key info.

"I'm hurt baa-chan" the figure said in a mocking voice getting up and grabbing a cup of coffee. "Where's the cream and sugar? Isn't the host supposed to be courteous to their guest?" the figure drawled leveling a calm look with Tsunade. Tsunade did the first thing that came to her subconscious mind, faint. Catching her he set her back in the hokage chair. A few minutes later she woke up and looked around the room.

"That was a weird dream. I dreamt that naruto actually returned" she aid rubbing her head.

"Not a dream Tsunade I am back. Dante is my bingo book name" naruto said leaning against the glass window behind her chair. "If you got questions ask now. I won't answer later" he said still sipping on his first cup of coffee. Tsunade looked him up and down and then blushed madly. In her mind their was no brain activity. Then she got an evil glint in her eye. Naruto saw the glint and said"Don't even think about it. I'm not taking hokage after you retire. Give it to the gay duck fag(sasuke) for all I care. I already have a job to take care of" naruto said getting a far off look in his eyes.

"Why did you return?" she asked in a dead serious voice. She remembered vividly that day he left.

Memory lane jutsu(2) 8 years ago

It was a normal day in Konoha.The rookie nine plus team guy just got together for a little party at kibas house. "Anyone seen naruto at all?" kiba asked scanning over all his friends. "Or sakura and sasuke for that matter?" he muttered to himself. Sniffing the air he followed their scents to a clearing 5 minutes from his house. What he saw made him want to rip sakura and sasuke apart with his bare hands. They were fucking like rabbits in heat. Sakura was screaming sasukes name at such a decibel that it was hurting his ears. He turned around and made a crater in the ground a tenth the size Tsunade could. Then he shushined back to his house.

In the clearing sakura and sasuke felt the tremor. "What was that sasuke-kun?" sakura asked panting as sasuke pulled his dick out of her pussy. She licked the cum dripping off of it as it dropped off his dick.

"I don't know" he said pulling on hos boxers and pants before waiting for sakura. After she got dressed he grabbed her arm and shushined back to the party at kibas. "We went for a walk got it?" he whispered in her ear. sakura nodded and clutched onto sasukes arm. When they walked into the living room everyone in the room glared at them.

"It's all your fault you assholes!" hinata yelled at them. Everyone backed away from hinata because of all the KI she was releasing. "It's your fault naruto left! I hope your happy you whore and to think naruto-kun actually did anything for your sorry ass" hinata yelled hitting sakura in the stomach with a jyuuken strike. After hinata yelled at the two sakura started throwing up blood. Everyone started saying 'serves them right' or among those lines. Suddenly kiba caught a whiff of narutos scent and dashed out of the room like a bat outa hell. All present left except sakura and sasuke of course. They all caught up with naruto outside the hokage tower.He had no expression on his face and his usually vibrant blue eyes were dulled and unreadable.

"Hey naruto where are you going?" asked tenten. Although she didn't naruto very well they were still friends and she was worried about him. He was not what she was used to and it scared her big time. She was used to him being all smiles and sunshine although she knew it was all an act.

"I'm going on a trip. I'll be back in a few years time. Please keep this safe for me will you ten-chan" he asked tossing her a object wrapped in silk. "Any body beside you or me who touches WILL have their body electrocuted with 10,00 watts of electricity. Do this for me will you ten-chan?" he stated . She nodded and he walked over and gave a kiss on the forehead before disappearing. Shocked tenten reached up and touched where naruto kissed her before doing an impression of hinata and blushed before pushing her fingers together.

"Tsunade what's going on? Why is naruto-kun leaving?"tenten asked tearing up a smidge (cue water works). She didn't understand and wanted insight into the matter at hand.

"That is what I wanted to know. He asked me to ask kiba. Care to explain why my protege is leaving on indefinite leave?" she asked seriously.

"You will have to see it. I refuse to explain it. Please pull down the projector screen and ino you know your clans memory projection jutsu?" he asked. Tsunade did as asked and pulled down the screen and ino nodded. "Pull up some seats and something to destroy. You'll want them by the time it's over" kiba said while his eyes hardened. When everyone pulled a chair ino activated the jutsu.The memory of the clearing showed and kiba tought heard dramatic music palying somewhere.

"ENOUGH!! Cancel the jutsu ino. I've seen enough. You're all dismissed. I'm going to have a few 'words'" Tsunade said leaking out massive KI "with sakura and sasuke" she finished tearing a huge hunk of woood out of her desk. Every body backed away when suddenly they felt a more malicious KI in the room. They turned to see tenten ripping apart the chair just a moment ago she was sitting on.

"No." she growled out throwing the frame of the chair and imbeding in the wall behind her. "I get first shot at the whore. ANYBODY"she said in a dark voice loud enough for everyone to hear "get in my way I will hurt you" she said. Then she destroyed the doors to Tsunades office and left leaving indents in the floor with every step.

"She scary when she mad" koba said quivering behind hinata and clutching her jacket liked a scared puppy (pun intended). Akamaru wan't faring any better. He was howling in agony at which tentens voice level exceeded his decibel hearing.

Memory lane jutsu- KAI

"Well I said I would be back wouldn't I?"he said dryly scowling. "I'm back aren't I? Besides I got somethings to take care of. Now I have an appointment" and then he walked out of the office the same way he entered.

end of chap 1.

1- can somebody please draw 4 me?
2- memory lane jutsu- C-rank non ofensive or defensive justu when the user casts the jutsu they materialize on a road with their memories branching of periodicly as user progresses down the road
dark memories are represented by roads that are surrounded in black mist
good memories are represented by roads that are shined upon by the sun