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MistressYaoi: Hello! I'm MistressYaoi and I am here to present a fanfic of EPIC PROPORTIONS!
It's Yaoi so no likey no read. KANDA! The disclaimer!
Kanda: Up yours bitch.
MistressYaoi: Shut up and do the disclaimer before I call Komui over here to make you.
Kanda: Shudders MistressYaoi does not own D.Gray Man…
MistressYaoi: If I did there would be yaoi everywhere… By the way please leave a comment after you read! I feed of your comments to keep myself eternally youthful… Not really but I would like to hear what you have to say! XD And no comments saying yaoi is disgusting or anything like that. Please enjoy this sorry excuse for a fic.
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Allen Walker. Age: 16. Cursed but an excellent exorcist.
Yuu Kanda. Age:19. Irritable but a fearsome warrior.
This is a tale of two who find comfort and love in a most unusual place.
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Exorcist Headquaters…
Allen Walker was sitting in the cafeteria eating with Lavi and Linali when Reever came walking over.
"Hey, Allen…" Reever paused for a moment and tried not to laugh when he saw Allen and his golem Timcanpi fighting over a sausage. Finally, Allen just gave up and let Timcanpi have the sausage. Reever cleared his throat and caught Allen's attention.
"Oh, Reever-san! Did you need something?" Allen asked.
"Yeah. Komui wants to see you when you finish eating." Reever said "He has a new mission for you."
"Alright. I'll go see him when I finish."
"Okay." Reever began to leave, but suddenly turned around and called to Allen, "Oi! Allen! Also bring Kanda when you come!"
Allen dreaded facing the foul tempered swordsman but nonetheless reluctantly agreed.
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Kanda was in his room meditating when he heard a knock at his door. He had just gotten back from a mission and was extremely pissed-off. He opened the door ready to kill whomever had dared to bother him. When he saw who it was that was bothering him it took all his self-control to not grab his mugen and rid himself of the nuisance.
"Che. What do you want beansprout?" Kanda asked with the usual irritation in his voice.
"It's Allen," Allen corrected, "and Komui-san wants to see us."
The two of them made their way to Komui's office. Once there they had to fight their way to his desk because of the mess covering the floor. They sat down in front of Komui's desk.
"I have a mission for you two." Komui said as he doodled on a piece of paper pretending to work, "There have been reports of strange events going on in the north and I want you two to go investigate and see if it's Innocence related."
"What sort of strange things?" Allen asked.
"People are disappearing leaving only their clothes behind, buildings are mysteriously being destroyed, strange noises so we're assuming there is an akuma."
"And where there is an akuma making this much trouble than there most certainly has to be Innocence around." Kanda pondered aloud.
"Correct. You two are to investigate and take care of the problem." Komui said, "It's finished!" Komui shouted happily.
Kanda and Allen stared at their superior with looks of confusion. Komui held up the piece of paper he had been drawing on. It was an extremely deformed picture of Linali. Reever, having heard Komui shout, appeared in the doorway.
"What's finished? Did you actually finish some work?" Reever asked hoping against hope that that Komui actually had finished some work… All hopes were crushed when he saw the picture. Reever took the picture and ripped up. As Komui mourned the loss of his picture, Reever began yelling at him about how he's an idiot and how he needs to clean up his office… Allen and Kanda chose this moment to depart.
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Their mission did indeed take them north to a small town. Most of the disappearances and strange noises revolved around an abandoned mansion on the outskirts of town. Kanda and Allen were currently searching the basement, checking for anything suspicious.
"Oi beansprout! Have you found anything?" Kanda asked after a fruitless search of the left side of the room.
"It's Allen, an no… What about you, Bakanda, have you found anything?"
"That's none of your business."
" Bakanda! I'm woking on this mission with you! Of course it's my business you…"
The southern wall of the basement exploded and level one akuma began shooting trough the wall. Allen barely had time to invocate before the akuma began to attack. He took down about ten when a wave of energy shot past him, killing more akuma. Allen looked in the direction of where the wave of energy came from.
"Bakanda! You nearly hit me!" Allen shouted at his fellow exorcist.
"Stay out of my way and you won't get hurt beansprout!" Kanda yelled back as he continued to kill more akuma.
That of course got Allen's blood boiling and he was about to tell Kanda off, but a soft glow in the corner of his eye caught his attention. The glow came from the hole in the wall where the akuma had made. The glow came from the center of the room and…
"Kanda! I found the Innocence!" Allen shouted to his companion.
"Then go retrieve it idiot beansprout!" Kanda replied, "I'll hold off the akuma so don't screw up!"
Ignoring the beansprout insult Allen crawled through the hole and quickly ran over to the Innocence. However, just as he was about to grab it more level one akuma appeared. He was taken off-guard and thrown across the room by the akuma. He invocated again and began to fight his way to the Innocence. When he finally reached it a light shot forth from the Innocence. A warmth enveloped Allen and he passed out.
On the other side of the wall Kanda was temporarily blinded by the light. When it dissipated he looked around the room in shock… The akuma were gone.
Kanda approached the hidden room and called for Allen.
" Hey beansprout! What happened?" Kanda asked as he crawled into the hidden room.
When he saw Allen unconscious on the ground in the middle of the room he ran over to see if he was okay. He gently held Allen in a sitting position while he shook him.
"Hey! Wake up you damn beansprout!" Kanda said in an attempt to wake up the younger boy.
When Allen didn't wake up Kanda became worried… But worry soon turned to extreme anger when he heard Allen snoring softly.
"Teme… BAKA MOYASHI!" Kanda insulted the slleping boy in his native tounge as he harshly kicked Allen in the side.
Allen awoke with a sharp yelp, "Bakanda! What was that for!?" He yelled.
"You fell asleep in the middle of battle!" Kanda yelled back.
"Huh?" Allen looked around the room, "Where'd all the akuma go? What happened."
"You don't remember?"
"Remember what?"
"Didn't you see that flash of light?"
Remembrance suddenly hit Allen, "Ah! The Innocence! What happened to it?"
"How should I know? You should have it!"
"I thought I had it, but then there was a flash of light and I got really warm… That's all I remember."
"Che. If we don't have the Innocence then that means we failed. Dammit!"
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"So there was a flash of light and the Innocence was gone." Komui repeated to make sure he had heard correctly.
"Yes." Allen confirmed.
Allen and Kanda had finally returned to headquaters and were giving their report to Komui. After hearing their report Komui was just as confused as they were.
"Alright well… We'll review the situation. In the meantime you two can relax."
Allen and Kanda got up to leave. Allen was about to leave but then turned back to Komui, "Will you tell us when you figure it out?"
"Of course." Komui answered as he stared into his coffee cup, "Reever!"
At the sound of his name, Reever dropped the files in his hands.
"Yes, chief?" Revver said as he picked up the fallen files.
"I need more coffee. Would you go find Linali and ask her to make some more?" Komui asked.
"Why don't you go ask her yourself?"
"Fine then. I'll disrupt my work to go find Linali and ask her for a cup of coffee." My work will never get done at this rate."
"Fine! I'll get your damn coffee! Just get back to work!"
"Thank-you Reever-vhan!" Komui called after Reever in a childish voice.
"Shut up and get to work!" Reever called back.
"Che. Idiots." Kanda said before he left.
"Ah, Kanda! Waitfor me!" Allen ran after Kanda.
"What do you want beansprout?"
It's Allen and I just wanted to say thank you."
"Why?"
"Because while I was unconscious you were worried about me so I wanted to thank you for caring."
"I didn't do it for you. If you died I wouldn't know what happened to the Innocence."
"Hmph. Fine, whatever." Allen huffed as he started walking away.
"Beansprout!"
"What?"
"You're welcome." Kanda said as he quickly walked away.
Allen could do nothing but smile at the swordsmans retreating back.
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MistressYaoi: okay… That jumbled up crap of a fanfic was chapter one. I hope you enjoyed it. Please, again, leave a comment. I would like to know what you think of my story and it will also help me decide if I want to continue it or not.
Kanda: This is the most retarded story I have ever laid eyes on.
Lavi: You just jealous 'cause you don't end up with me.
Kanda: Bastard! You have five seconds to start running.
Lavi: You wouldn't hurt me…
Kanda: One.
Lavi: Oh come on Yuu-chan…
Kanda: Four.
Lavi: Gulps I'm just gonna go now… Runs far away
Kanda: Get back here you fucker so I can kill you! Chases after Lavi
Allen: So immature…
Linali: Nodds head in agreement
MistressYaoi: So see you in the next chapter if there is one…