Total Drama Midway
(Rated T for Teen.
Warning please do not read if under the age of 13. This fan fiction includes mild cursing and adult content. Again please do not read if under 13
Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama Island or Total Drama action all rights belong to its owners.
Also please don't be too harsh on my grammar I know it is not the best.
Introduction-
Okay so Chris as been bored and he came up with the idea of torturing each of the contestants again this time the price will be 50,000 and one thing of a 2000 or less value (Contestants may ask for it in cash if they like.) This time there will be new challenges and more fun ways to decide teams. With new twist only one as twisted as Chris can come up with. All 22 campers from TDI will return, that is Noah, Justin, Heather, Ezekiel, Eva, Harold, Katie and Sadie, Beth, Tyler, Cody, DJ, Lindsay, Courtney, Geoff, Owen, Bridget, Trent, Gwen, Leshawana, Duncan, and Izzy.
Chef is the chef.
Chris is the host, producer, and much more.
And some special guest for some strange challenges will appear like the worlds smartest Sasquatchinakwa. Also Chris as plenty of new interns that will show just how stupid each challenge is.
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CH1- Welcome back campers
"Welcome to Total Drama Midway. In this all 22 of last summers contests will return. For -10 weeks. They will fight their way to a 50,000 dolor price and a special bonus. Now unlike last year the base teams will be different, there will be none each challenge we will set up new teams if we want. Don't worry Chef is sill cooking. So not only do I get to torture them but he does as well.' Chris says waiting for the boat to appear.
A boat pulls up from the distance. It is fairly large and a few campers are coming off of it. Geoff, DJ, Owen, Izzy, and Duncan come off first. Izzy is piggy backing Owen while playing his head like a drum set.
"Courtney you coming princess" Duncan yells at to her as she begins to walk down the ramp.
Bridget comes over to her. Grabs her hand, and looks at her.
"Come on Courtney lets meet up with Duncan and Geoff." Bridget says to her friend
"Yeah your right. Its just that I want to make Harold pay for what he done." Courtney replies
In the back ground of the boat. Harold is picking his noise he checks it and then whips the bugger on the floor.
"Dam she is still ticked at me. I just hope Duncan is not in the same Cabin as me. I hate that guy."
"I hear you eh. That girl is just like other girls her mind is always on one topic."
"Ezekiel, try to lay low on the sexist comments that what got you kicked off the first time. Gosh!" Harold says to him with a loud "gosh" at the end
"Maybe I should eh."
Tyler and Lindsay come down the ramp after Bridget and Courtney. They are then followed by Harold and Ezekiel. Whom is followed by Noah, Trent with Gwen in his arms follows shortly. Leshawana is fighting Heather then throws her onto the dock. Beth the follows and Eva is right behind her. While Katie and Sadie slide down the rails.
"Wee." The two girls scream.
"Okay Justin come on out." Chris yells.
Justin begins to step out of the dark first his leg which makes Katie and Sadie faint then his body then his face then Owens eyes sparkle at the sight of him. Izzy hits Owen across the head.
"Owen. Izzy thinks there is something wrong with you." Izzy says.
"Nothing Izzy, nothing is wrong with me." He says to her.
"Okay now please everyone get to the end of the dock while we take the group picture again." Chris says.
They all get to their position. Bridget next to Geoff, Trent next to Gwen. DJ holding bunny. Courtney next to Duncan and at the same time punching Harold squared in the face. Leshawana is next to DJ. And Owen in the middle with Izzy still on his back. Katie and Sadie are sitting besides Ezekiel, Cody Noah and Tyler. Beth is knelling along with Heather, Eva and Lindsay.
"Okay Campers today there will be a challenge but it will all be in fun. No one will be kicked off today. As you may remember the talent show from last season. The one where even I was surprised Heather was not kicked off for reading Gwen's diary. Well we will have one this year. Now the contestants I have chosen are Bridget, Eva, Noah, Owen, Tyler, and Lindsay. Now any of them may step down but they will lose their chance to win a special prize. A 3 day and 3 night stay in a luxury cabin. Where they will be papered to their heart content. They may even bring a friend. No Co ED however. You will be judged by Chef again" Chris explains.
They all head to the stage.
"Wait I have to do this?" Noah says.
"No you don't have to but you will be looked at as a quieter and lose your chance to win a stay in a luxury cabin where you will be papered to your hearts content… Okay please tell me what you will be doing. I will start with the ladies Eva your first."
"Weight lifting. With Human weights."
"Okay. Lindsay what are you going to do?"
"Cheer leading." She jumped up and down.
"That aught to be interesting." Said Gwen.
"Okay Bridget you are going to do what?"
"Is Surfing okay?"
"Of course!" Chris says in a excited tone
"Okay now Noah. If you are staying what will you be doing?"
"I will do Shakespeare. And I will speak Latin."
"Excuse me Nigel what language is Latin? I speak only American and English." Lindsey yells out.
"My name is Noah, and Latin is the language also American is English you twit." Noah replies.
"Noah is name his. Does he what is reading." Izzy says while handing upside down from the stage."
"Izzy get down from there!" Heather yells out.
"Hey. Look Owen I am bat!" She started to mover arms as if they were bat wings she jumps off landing on her feet. As she landed she hit a wooden plank her body weight lifts the plank upward lifting a bucket of mud that was on the other side. The bucket of mud flies up hitting on to Heathers hair up side down.
"Oops. Sorry Heather." Izzy says waving her fingers
"Why you crazy girl! Chris I am going to take my shower now!"
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Convention cam.
Izzy: That was totally by accident. Though I don't like Heather, I did not mean that. Though that was so much fun! Don't tell any one I am going to play a prank on DJ. Ha!
Gwen: You go Izzy! Heather so disserved that.
Owen: Izzy makes a great bat. Don't you think?
Chris: Darn the first torment does not belong to me looks like I was beat to it.
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"Okay now for Owen what will you be doing?"
"Burping the alphabet." Owens says as he shakes some pop.
"Right on big dude!" Geoff says as he thrust his hand up in a fist.
"What is it with boys and burping?" Bridget asked Geoff
"Bridge, its like this boys are born burpers." he explained.
"Okay and finally Tyler what will you be doing?"
"I am going to dunk a basketball 360."
"Like that happen. Dude you suck at sports." Duncan yells from the background.
"Duncan that is so uncalled for. Go for it Tyler." The CIT says to them. As Lindsay steps on to the stage about to start her act.
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Confession cam.
Duncan: I like the dude but there is no way he is dunking the basket ball. No way.
Noah: I wounder if Lindsey will even spell her cheer right, her brain works over time just trying to count to 5.
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Chris heads on to the stage.
"Okay first up is Lindsey and her cheer for her high school football team." He says as the light focused on Lindsey. She then twisted around and jumped up on to her hands and spun.
"All you see. All you hear. Feet. Stomp." Her body twist and then she jumps on to her hands before doing a back flip. She the starts to make clicking noises with her feet. Before spinning and jumping on top of a set up stool.
"All you notice is that you are down." She does the classic body motion part now twilling a baton. Autherborn high school is here to win. don't step on our turf and expect to win no. Autherborn high is the winning side."
"You all will see us win yeah!"
A few clapped and a few did not. Lindsey was disappointed in her self until the others got up to support her as well.
"Not bad Lindsey your score will be said at the end of the contest. Next up is Noah." Chris says
Noah walks up to the stage. And he puts down his book and starts to speak.
"All the worlds a stage. - If music be the food of love play on. - Eye of new, Toe of frog. - One that loved not wisely but too well. "
"Okay those where some basic Shakespearean quotes . Now for a little Latin."
"Lucky for you Noah Chef speaks Latin as his 3rd Language." Chris says to him
"Vos umquam animadverto talis vultus. Unus ut fulsi perspicuus tunc sol solis is ego. Unus ut eyes moneo vos ut vos es hic ut a titulus of lascivio."
(FYI: That should roughly be translated into- you ever see such a face. One that shines brighter then the sun it self. One that eyes remind you that you are here as a token of the play.)
Chef nods his head in approval. He puts his thumbs up showing that Noah said the phrase right.
"Noah. Good next up is Eva." Chris said as Eva go on the sage holding Harold and Cody.
"Okay for your viewing pleasure I will do 100 reps with these pipsqueaks as my weights."
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Confession cam.
Cody: So embarrassing I was going to be used as a weight.
Harold: Not my favorite act. And it make take awhile.
Heather: Eva is so the first of the island. Even though this is all for fun she would have been kicked off after the first challenge if it was not.
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Eva had been doing her reps she was on about 70. And then she tossed Cody in to the air catching him before doing more.
"70, 71, 72.…., 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90.……99, 100." She placed them down as the where still shaking.
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Confession cam.
Courtney: That was semi enjoyable seeing Harold get handled like that just made me smiled.
Eva: Maybe I should have used Owen much more impressive then those light weights.
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Eva walked off the stage dragging her weights as Chris walks up stage right and pulls down a screen. Geoff followed Bridget to the dock of shame as she got on her bored. The camera crew set up the tripod. Bridget got on her bored into the water. Strangely enough there was a surf today on the beach. Geoff cheered for his girl as she preformed plenty of tricks on her bored. The water was splashing up and down her bored she jumped off it and the landed a hang ten before switching to a nose ride. She the rode the rest of the way back to the beach on he board normal doing just a few pops and spins.
Geoff was handed the tape by the camera crew as Bridget walked beside him.
"You did great girl." Geoff said to her.
"You think they will like it?" She asked with a sort of conserved look on her face.
"Of course they will and besides did you have fun do it. That's all that matters you have fun that is why I love parties." The party monster says while he walked up stage right handing the tape to Chris whom puts it in a video player. The tape starts to roll and Bridget who had see legs from being on her bored for so long sat next to Ezekiel. They all watched the surfer girl do what she does best. After the tape was done they all cheered loudly for her Geoff hugged her in acceptance. She smiled.
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Confession cam.
Bridget: He was right they did love it. I fell pretty good about all of this now. Last time I really messed up but this time I really think I have it."
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"Okay Owen your up with your burping alphabet" Chris says handing Owen a fresh bottle of extra carbonated pop. Owen grabs it opening it and his own bottle at the same time gulping all of the down.
In a burping voice Owen began to speak.
"I am going to do the alphabet forwards and back wards. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA."
"Now that takes some talent Owen. You can really rip." Geoff says saluting his Owen.
"That is so grouse." Heather said trying to clean out the rest of the mud from her hair.
Tap tap. Tap tap. DJ turns around but sees no one there. He then turns back. Tap, tap, tap, tap. He hears it again the time he checks under the bleacher but nothing there he lifts up his head to see Tyler warming up. Then he feels something touch his left arm it is white and soft. He hanks on it and it pulls off. Turning his head he sees what appears to be a mummy. DJ bolts in terror before being stopped by Duncan.
"Dud you look like you seen a Ghost." Duncan asked with a grin.
"No dude a mummy." DJ said breathing hard.
"Or maybe it was the escaped Sico killer with the chainsaw and a hook!" Duncan pulls out his hook again making DJ jump for cover. He the breaks out laughing as the mummy pulled to Duncan taking off its head. It is Izzy as both of them laugh at DJ's shaking body.
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Confession cam.
Duncan: That was good. But DJ is too easy of a target come on Izzy next time you have a plan pick some one who is not so easily scared.
Izzy: So I told Duncan my plan. He found it fun I believe. It was so funny for me I was oh I am going to get you DJ then eat your beating heart! And he was like yeeep help me a mummy Duncan a mummy! And then Duncan was like with a hook! So funny so funny.
Izzy was still in her mummy costume. Giggling like crazy
DJ: Not cool you two not cool.
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"Okay is DJ back." Chris asked Izzy who was still giggling."
"Yes he is back." She said still laughing.
"Okay then Tyler dunk this basketball. 360 style for me please."
Tyler got on to the stage dribbling the basketball. Surprisingly it did not lose his grasp. Chef put up a hoop. As Tyler jumped into the air he spin keeping the ball into his hands as he was over the hoop he grabs the rim and the ball goes in he then loses his grip falling on the wooden plank from before as it flips up in to the air. Everyone looks at.
Heather suddenly opens her eyes wide as it is hits her squared in the face.
"Another fee bee karma really is your best friend." Gwen said putting her head in a shifting posting with her hands as in saying thank you looking up to the sky.
Heather screamed as the crowd cheered all but Heather and Duncan he had his eyes sprung open wide at what happen.
"Okay What is wrong with you freaks." Heather screamed as he face was raw she punted off.
"Awwwee-some. Tyler. Chef what did you think of each act."
Chef takes the stage and begins to speak.
"Well Lindsey's was alright I have seen better. Noah's was boring maybe next time try something harder like speak bear. Eva's was kind of funny strongly kids need to eat more so major props for her showing me that, Bridget's was the most talented of them all so I say her and Tyler are the front runners. Owen was good but we all knew he could do it. Tyler we had no idea even Duncan here is still stunned. Bridget had some aid also but she wins but Tyler gets to have what we eat Chris for sticking it too that complaining little witch." Chef proudly says as Geoff high fives DJ.
Bridget along with Gwen headed to the luxury cabin for the stay. Tyler licked his lips at the food. It was pecan duck with Sweet potato pie on the side.
"So Tyler eat up." Chris says
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Chris walks into his Cabin and smiles.
"I will most likely kill someone by the end of the compotation this time. Ha" He says as he shuts the door