With Big Shells and Wings

Summary: Bowser is tired of always getting defeated by Mario and his brother, so he recruits any and every creature he can find with an evil spirit. You know what they say: the more the stupider!

A Plot is Revealed

Shortly after his defeat in The Palace of Shadow, Bowser, his son, Kammy Koopa and many others decided to strike back at Mario as soon as possible for humiliating them by their countless defeats. He plotted for many days and nights, recruiting every bad natured being he could find in the Mushroom Kingdom. Those included were the Koopa Bros., Crystal King, Petey Piranha, Wario, Crazy Hand and his brother, Kamek, Gloomtail and his siblings, General Guy, King Boo, Bob-ombs, and many, many more. He even created a larger and elite castle that was covered with tons of red brick tiles, surrounded by a sea of lava and hundreds of Koopatrol guards. Indeed, the place was more fortified than it had been in several years.

So here they all were, sitting and standing in this huge room full of notorious villains in the Nintendo history. Hundreds of koopas, goombas, bob-ombs and so on. ...And they were all wearing black. Yes, Bowser wanted all members of this coalition to wear black. It symbolized their evilness...and he thought it looked cool for everyone to wear black. Even Bowser himself was wearing a black shell instead of his old, ratty green one.

"It is time we took a strike back at Mario!" he shouted. Everyone else in the room cheered.

"Yeah! Death to the Mario Bros!"

"Go Bowser!"

"You go, Dad!"

"Yeah, yeah, I know I'm awesome. But seriously, we need a real strategy if we're gonna defeat Mario once and for all." proposed Bowser.

"Like what?" asked Petey Piranha.

"Umm..." Bowser went silent for a while, thinking hard about what his almighty plan should be to defeat Mario.

"I got a plan: Let's take all of Mushroom Kingdom hostage and demand 100 billion dollars!" suggested Kammy Koopa.

"This is a Super Mario story, not Austin Powers. I am not Dr. Evil!! ...Although I should be." said Bowser.

"Let's just run around shooting at people until we rule the world!!" said Roy Koopa.

"Where's the fun in ruling the world if everyone is dead Roy?" asked Bowser Jr.

"...Oh yeah."

"We can always just gross out Mario. Your breath stinks real bad, Bowser." said a Kopatrol.

Bowser growled at him and Gloomtail laughed.

"I don't know why you're laughin' Gloomtail! You're the one with foul poison breath!"

"Can't we just build seven networks of castles and me and the other six of--"

"Seven Larry." Bowser Jr. added.

"Or seven of us...can guard it until he kills us all and blows up the castle and eventually gets to you and defeats you?" asked Larry Koopa.

"Larry...you just explained EXACTLY what happened to us on Dinosaur Island." pointed out Morton Koopa Jr.

"Or maybe we could--"

"AAAARGH!! SHUT UP!! Shut the hell up!" roared Bowser.

Everyone got quiet.

"I'm surrounded by grade-A idiots!!"

"So what does that make you Bowser?"

Bowser roared his firey breath on the koopa who insulted him, leaving him completely black.

He coughed a cloud of smoke and muttered, "I'll be quiet now."

"You know what? All your plans sound somewhat stupid, but if we use each of them at the same time, it could throw Mario off balance!" said Bowser.

"What are you saying, that we should each think of our own set of plans and use them at the same time?"

"No. I'm saying, we need to have a colossal amount of contingency plans, one more intense than the first!"

"Cool. Like an endless chain of terrorist cells!" said Wario.

"Exactly!" yelled Ludwig Von Koopa.

"Wait, wait, wait, wait. Didn't we do something like this before?" asked a goomba.

"Psshaw! Like we'd every forget what we did in the past!" said the Red Koopa Bros.

"So all this time, we didn't need just one evil bad guy to defeat Mario: we need EVERY bad guy to defeat Mario!"

"Yes. I should've thought of this before." said Master Hand.

"It all starts tomorrow. Tomorrow will be the day where we strike back at the Mario Bros. and set our plans into play! Then I'll be king of Mushroom Kingdom once and for all! MWAHAHAHA!!"