Socially Awkward

A/N: This is just a silly little Sai/Sakura one-shot I wrote for my friend Michelle. Aha, she asked me in the middle of our Government class, and I spazzed out and drew a little picture of my happiness. The bad part is that I embarrassed myself endlessly because no one in my school really understands me. TT.TT Anyway, I hope she's able to find it… XD

If it's written weird, that's my fault. I was excited when I wrote it. Please review!!

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"Hello, Ugly!"

"…Hi, Sai." Twitch.

"How is your hideous life today?"

"…It was good." Twitch.

"And now it is not?"

"Nope."

"Why?"

"Because, Sai. You're here."

"Oh…"

"…"

"…"

"…Do you need something from me, Sai?"

"Yes, I do in fact."

"…"

"…"

"What do you need?"

"May I touch your chest?"

"Sai, what the hell?" Twitch. Shock.

"Well, a book I read said that after a civil conversation between a man and a woman, they touch each other in an intimate way."

"What the hell are you reading?!"

"That book that Kakashi is always reading. Naruto told me that if I ever wished to 'get with a girl' I should read it for help."

Sigh. "You're so socially awkward. Number one, do not listen to Naruto's advice. He's an idiot. Number two, do not read Icha Icha for help about relationships. If you want a girl, you need to be friends with her first. Then, you can start a deeper relationship with her."

"…"

"…"

"Are we friends, Sakura?"

Pause. "I… I guess so. Why do you ask?"

"Then, if we are friends, we can have a deeper relationship, right?"

Blush. "Uh, I, ah. You see, Sai, the thing is – Mmph! Mmph- " Slap! "Sai, what the hell do you think you're doing?!"

"I kissed you." Smile.

"Why?"

"I was slightly attracted to you. You didn't look as ugly with that blush on your face."

"Oh…" Blush.

"Sakura?"

"Yes, Sai?" Smile.

"Now may I touch your chest?"

"No, Sai!" Twitch.

"Why not? I thought we now had a deeper relationship. Was I wrong in thinking this?"

"Yes, Sai. Now, goodbye."

"Can we have one later?"

Frown. "No, Sai."

"Why not?"

"…"

"Sakura?"

"I said no!"

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A/N: Was that any good? Review please. I hate it when people favorite, but never review. Feedback is one of the best things an author can have. Help us all out. My friend got 135 hits in one day but only two reviews. She's really pissed about this, because if people like her story, she wants to know. All authors are the same way. Please review. :D