Hobey Ho!

Welcome to Bobby and Spader part 2! In this one, the battle for Candy Land comes to a climax! Will Bobby and Spader succeed in saving this territory? Or will Saint Dane conquer? Read and find out!

Enjoy!

It had been may months after the Candy Mountain incident and Bobby and Spader were still no where close to finding Saint Dane. They knew he was on this territory. The quigs were here…in the form of leopluredons… Unfortunately, in their attempt to figure out the turning point, they discovered some pixie sticks and were currently hallucinating…

"Glub glub…Glub glub…Glub glub… Look over there! It's a coral reef!"

Charlie looked up, "Oh look, its you guys…And you're floating…"

"Charlie, we're scuba diving, Charlie! We're exploring the depths of the ocean blue!" said Bobby.

"Oh no! Here comes a school of poisonous foo-goo fish!" exclaimed Spader.

"Nooooo! Fooogooooo…"

"Ah… Ya gotta watch out for those," interrupted Charlie. "Now go away, Im watching tv…"

Suddenly the flume on Charlie's back activated.

"The vortex is open!"

"Oh god… Ok, what is this?"

"Charlie, we're being pulled into the vortex!" yelled Bobby.

"Swim away foogoo fish! Swim away!"

"C'mon now, you guys are freaking me out. Turn this thing off!"

"There's no stopping the vortex, Charlie!"

"FoooGooooooo!"

Bobby and Spader we then sucked into the Flume.

"Guys? Guys?-! Or whatever you are…Im not too sure…"

All of a sudden the flume activated and Bobby appeared.

"Charlie! Charlie, I have the amulet!"

"What amulet? What's going on?-!"

"The amulet, Charlie! T-The magical amulet! We went to the future and learned the turning point!"

"I-I don't understand what you're talking about!"

"The amuleetttt… Nyah Hnyaa!"

He disappeared but soon reappeared with Spader in tow.

"Hobey, we did it!"

"We got the amulet!"

"Great! Now go away! Im tired of all the horrible things that happened when you're around!" yelled Charlie.

"No, Charlie!"

"Nooo!"

"We have to take the amulet to the Banana King!"

"Oh yes…the Banana King, of course… Absolutely not!"

"H-He's counting on us, Charlie!"

"If we don't get the amulet to the Banana King, Saint Dane will topple this territory and unleash a 1000 years of darkness!" explained Spader.

"Noooo! Darknesss…."

Suddenly Purple appeared and pranced towards them.

"Alright fine! I'll go, I'll go!"

"Yay! Darknesss!"

On their way to the Banana King, Purple decided to tag along and was currently being annoying.

"Bluru…Bluru…Bluru…Bluru…Bluru…"

"What are you doing?"

"Bluru…Bluru…Bluru…"

"Stop that!"

There was a slight pause…then-

"Bluru"

Eventually they came across something familiar…

"YYYYYYYYYYYY!" exclaimed Purple.

Bobby and Spader braced themselves for a fight but it didn't come…

"El hombre con el sombrero nos envoi" said Purple. "El nos dijo muchas historias asombrosas."

Everyone looked at Purple and Saint Dane/Y confused. The SD/Y blinked and made a funny noise.

"Hohohoho!"

"What?"

"Esta noche nosotros cenamos Tortugas. Así que bueno, ellos serán."

Suddenly the Y attacked Charlie's head and started running away.

"Ah! What did you do?-!" yelled Charlie.

"YYYYYYY! Soy feliz! Hohohohoho!"

Bobby and Spader we stunned and totally confused.

"Just keep walking you guts, keep walking…" said Charlie.

Soon they found something out of place…

"It's a…skimmer?"

"Yep, it's a skimmer…"

"Hop on board the train, Charlie! Its gunna take us to the Banana King!"

"I don't see a train. All I see is a weird object…"

"It's the Chu-Skimmer, Charlie!"

"'Chu-Skimmer'?" mumbled Spader.

"Hurry you guys, its about to leave… Chugga chugga…Chugga chugga…Chugga chugga…Chugga chugga…Chu-Chu! … Chugga chugga…Chugga chugga…Chugga chugga…Chugga chugga…Chu-Chuuuu!"

"Yeah…I forgot my boarding pass. Ill just walk…"

So after all the confusion, Bobby, Spader, Purple, and Charlie arrived at the Temple of the Banana King.

"We're here, Charlie!"

"It's the Temple of the Banana King!" exclaimed Bobby.

"Great…Lets leave the amulet and go home…"

Suddenly Saint Dane appeared in his normal form.

"Who is that?" said Charlie. "No, no really. You see him right?" No one said anything. "I gotta be honest, Im getting creeped out here, somebody say something!"

And say they did…or sing in this case. The music started and Saint Dane started to sing…again.

"Charlie you look quite down, with your big fat eyes,and your big fat frown. The world doesn't have to be so grey. Charlie when your life's a mess, when you're feeling blue, always in distress, I know what can wash that sad away. All you have to do is, put a banana in your ear."

"A Banana in my ear?"

"Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear. It's true"

"Says who?"

"So true. Once it's in your blues will disappear. The bad in the world is hard to hear, when in your ear a banana cheers. So go and put a banana in your ear. Put a banana in your ear!"

"I'd rather keep my ear clear!"

"You will never be happy if you live your life in fear. It's true."

"Says you."

"So true. When it's in the skies are bright and clear. Of every day of every year. The sun shines bright in this big blue sphere. So go and put a banana in your earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

After that horribly sickening omg moment, Bobby and Spader regained thier sanity.

"Go forth magical amulet," said Bobby. "Return to the Banana King!"

The amulet floated for a minute then rested around Charlie's neck.

"Hobey! You're the Banana King!"

"What?" exclaimed Charlie as he started floating. "Hey hey! Hold on a minute!"

"You're the Banana King, Charlie!" cheered a banana.

"No Im not! That doesn't even make sense!"

"All hail the Banana King!" said Purple.

"Im not the Banana King!"

"You are the Bunana King!"

"No, no! Im-"

He was cut off as millions of bananas shouted banana.

"I… I am the Banana King…" he said.

"Yay!"

"You are the Banana King!"

"Im the Banana King! Yeah!"

Mission complete, Bobby and Spader left to save another territory while Purple transformed and flew off.

"Hey, where'd you go? Guys?" He paused. "Hello?"

There was no answer.

"Get me down from here!" he yelled.

The force floating him quit and he fell to the ground.

"Ow! Oh great, that's a sprain…"

He limped all the way back to his home where he found he was missing something…

"Hello? Oh great! They robbed me!"

He was about to leave when the Flume on his back activated. Saint Dane had appeared…

"Charlie…"

"What?-! What do you want?-!"

"Your kidney…"

Soon after, Charlie was knocked unconscious, his kidney removed, and a strange guy by the name of Voldemort was sucking his blood…

Meanwhile

-Ah how I've missed those-

Saint Dane was, well, wherever he goes in his spare time. In each hand he held a kidney. He raised them up dramatically.

"And now the Convergence can begin! Mwuhahahahahaha!"

With that, he merged the kidneys and brought about the destruction of Halla.

The End

And there you have it! The battle for Halla ended with the merging of Charlie's kidneys!

-wow, this whole thing was creepy and random, huh?-

Anyway, If ya don't get it, its jake. Puple was Nevva btw and the turning point was Charlie becoming the Banana King...
If ya like it…You get cookies! -Kratos' secret recipe- If not well...plz dont kill me!
Anywayz...

See ya!

Hobey Ho!