Hey to all you readers out there in Halla! This is just a fan service thing for my friends but if you like it too, that'd make me happy! Welp, that's it for the intro…

Enjoy!

While chasing Saint Dane thru the Flumes of Halla, Bobby and Spader found themselves in a strange new territory…

"Hobey, Pendragon, where are we?"

"I don't know… One minute we're chasing Saint Dane, the next we're…uh…wherever we are…"

They looked around but found nothing but trees. A few minutes passed and then they began to hear something. Curious, they went to investigate. As they came to the clearing, they saw something that would have blown any normal person's mind.

Three unicorns were talking amongst themselves. They seemed to be arguing and the pink one kept jumping on the white one…

"No, Charlie! You have to come with us to Candy Mountain!"

"Yeah, Charlie…Candy Mountain! It's a land of sweets and joy…and joyness!"

"Candy Mountain, Charlie!"

"Yeah, Candy Mountain…"

"Alright fine! Ill go to the Candy Mountain…"

Charlie got up and looked directly at Spader and Bobby. There was a pause… And another…

"Uh…hi…" said Bobby.

One of the unicorns, the purple one, pranced up to Spader.

"We found a map to Candy Mountain!"

"Candy Mountain!" echoed Pink.

"Yeah, we're going to Candy Mountain! Come with us!"

He blinked and looked at Bobby who shrugged. So Purple, Pink, Charlie, Bobby, and Spader went off to Candy Mountain. Soon, Purple and Pink began to sing.

"La la La la La la La la La la La la La la La la La la la!"

"Enough with the singing already!" yelled Charlie.

"Our first stop is over there, Charlie…"

They came out of the trees and stopped.

"Hobey, what's that?"

Bobby turned to him. "That…is a pretty big tum-tigger."

"No, Charlie!"

"No!"

"My names not Charlie…" he mumbled.

"It's a leopluredon!"

"A magical leopluredon!"

"Its gunna guide our way to Candy Mountain!"

"Alright, you guys do know there's no such thing as Candy Mountain, right?"

"Shun the nonbeliever!"

"Shuuuuuuuun!"

"Shhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnn-ah!"

"Yeah…"

Bobby was about to say something when the leo spoke.

"Mrahrahnuraraharraaaa!"

"It has spoken!"

"It has told us the waaaaay!"

"It didn't say anything!"

Totally confused, Bobby and Spader followed.

"Its just over this bridge, Charlie and Friend and Sidekick!"

Spader's eye twitched in anger, "'Sidekick'?"

"This magical bridge…Of hope and wonder!" continued the unicorn.

"Ow! Hey, is anyone, like, getting covered in splinters? Seriously you guys, we shouldn't be on this thing…"

"Chaaarrrlie!"

"Chaarrrllieeeee!"

"Spaaaaaddeeeerrrr!

"Bobbbyyyyyy!"

"Char-"

"Im right here! What do you want?-!"

"We're on a bridge, Charlie!"

Bobby sighed and turned to Spader. "I don't think these unicorns are alright in the head…"

He just looked at him with a blank expression on his face. "What's a unicorn?"

He shook his head and they continued.

"We're here!"

"Well, what do you know? There actually is a Candy Mountain…"

"Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain! You fill me with sweet sugary goodness!"

"Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Charlie!" said Pink.

"Yeah Charlie! Go inside the cave! Magical wonders that you are to behold when you enteerrrr…"

Bobby and Spader eyed the cave suspiciously.

"I don't think you should go in there…"

"Yeah, Im just gunna, you know, stay out here with these guys…" said Charlie.

Purple stared at them, it was creepy. "But you have to enter the Candy Mountain candy cave, Charlie!"

Suddenly the pink unicorn began transforming into a magical Y. Bobby and Spader may have known it was Saint Dane, but what they didn't know was that he could sing…

"Oh when you're down and you're looking for some cheering up. Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave. When you get inside you find yourself a cheery land, Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land. They've got lollipops and gummidrops and candy things. Oh so many things that will brighten up your day. Its impossible to wear a frown in candy town. Its the mecca of love the candy cave.

"They've got jellybeans and coconut with little hats. Candy rats, chocolate bats, its a wonderland of sweets. Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band, Candy bells, its a treat, as they march across the land. Cherry ribbon stream across the sky and to the ground. Turn around, it astounds, its a dancing candy treat. In the candy cave imagination runs so free. So now Charlie please will you go into the cave?"

At the end of the song, Bobby's eye kept twitching and Spader's mind was officially blown. Charlie, however, had had enough…

"Alright fine! I'll go into the freaking candy cave! This had better be good…"

As he entered the cave, Purple began to laugh.

"Nyahahahaaa! Good-bye, Charlie! Good bye!"

"Good bye? What?"

Bobby and Spader watched helplessly as Charlie was trapped in the cave.

"Hey, what's going on here? Hello?"

He heard a cold, high pitched laugh from behind him…

"Who is that? Oof!"

Three hours later he awoke to find Bobby and Spader over him.

"Ow…ga- What happened?"

"You were trapped in the cave…"

"Pink and Purple?"

He shook his head.

Charlie was about to say something more when he noticed Spader. He was giving him a look of horror.

"What? What is it?"

"Man, that must have been some natty-do…"

"Wha?"

He looked down to where he had four bloody stitches.

"Aw, they took my friggin kidney!"

Welp, that's it for now. Check out Chap 2 for Bobby and Spader and the Banana King!

Find out the turning point and exactly why Saint Dane wanted Charlie's kidney…

Hobey Ho!