The Star-crossed Hilarity
By:Bushra Khan
Summary: Love at first sight-how cliché! It's natural if you're a teenage boy who falls head over heels for a beautiful girl during a Shakespeare play. Now what adolescent Quilette wolf would fall for a certain male vampire forced into starring as Juliet? Jacob Black didn't. NO SPOILERS!
Disclaimer: Not complete copyright of Steph, I don't own Smexy Edward or sweet Jacob happy?
Preface
Fall in love-it's what all the cool kids are doing?!
Jacob Black was not the poetic type. He liked creating things and good hands on experience. He was a sucker for Isabella Swan who lured him into Shakespeare's work.
She was pretty,pratical,older and my father's best friend's daughter. We were best friends too. She had no interest in boys as far as the word went by her. So how did it start?
Edward.Edward.Edwrad Cullen. It was really annoying to be around this girl and her romances. He was a strange hunky guy. I get it! She was really indebted to me so I dared to her audition in her own school play; Romeo and Juliet. She was going to get me back someday but I know I was in for a show.
As expected she stammered, kept her eyes downcast, flushed, and tripped numerous times. She could not lie convincingly to herself then how could she lie in front of an audience the way she is.
It was a poor production. 12 people tried out for the major roles. What poor princes and princesses were rejected but nobody could quiet grasp and act for this play. It was all funny and I was glad I thought of this.
Eventually we watched the actual act since they must have found good enough people to act. Hopefully.
The Caplets' and The Montagues weren't angry enough at each other, watching two angry women disguised as men in expensive robes pretend to shout at each other causing war with themselves. It was horrible. Some events were changed around to introduce the Stars later. Bella and I sneered and snorted continously at the bogus actinbg. Who wanted to pay two dollars to see this?
When Juliet appeared-our breathes caught in our throats. She had the look of disdain with long thick framed lashes, bronze hair rhat fell below her shoulder blades. Bone white and she looked at the crowd with frozen topaz eyes. Lanky and began to speak in a Soprano with perfect clarity. Girls and gyus couldn't leave the Juliet as she acted. It was like we were in the olden times already. We were seeing the princess in the flesh! Bella could have hyperventalated if that was her mystery dream boy.
Romeo had similar golden eyes his acting just as good with honey blonde hair and the look of agony as he confessed to her and the tragedies that could commence. They looked practically the same with their pale faces and golden eyes. The unmistakable beauty. Since when did he go all descriptive? Chances are that he wouldn't see that girl again. Way to good a chance to believe in. though I dared the question.
"You know her?" I whispered huskily in my rough voice.
"Her?No…that's him.Edward Cullen and his brother Jasper." She admitted in awe.
….excuse me what? I just felll for Bella/s dream boy?