Lavi's Ass

(Parody of "Jesse's Girl" by Rick Springfield)

Lavi is a friend,
yeah, I know he's been
a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
that ain't hard to define
Lavi's got himself an ass
and I want to make it mine

And I'm watching him with my eyes
And he's Rockin' it with that body,
I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's shaking it
in his room late,
late at night

You know, I wish that I had Lavi's ass,
I wish that I had Lavi's ass
Where can I find a tush like that

I play along with the charade,
there doesn't seem to be
a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty
when he tells me I'm cute
I wanna tell him that I love him,
but the point is probably moot

'Cos I'm watching him with my eyes
And he's Rockin' it with that body,
I just know it
And he's shaking it
in his room late, late at night

You know, I wish that I had Lavi's ass,
I wish that I had Lavi's ass
Where can I find a tush like that

Like Lavi's ass,
I wish that I had Lavi's ass
Where can I find a tush,
where can I find a tush like that

And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time,
wondering what he don't see in me
I've been funny,
I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way
love's supposed to be

Tell me, where can I find a tush like that

(Guitar Solo)

You know, I wish that I had Lavi's ass,
I wish that I had Lavi's ass
I want Lavi's ass,
where can I find a tush like that,

Like Lavi's ass,
I wish that I had Lavi's ass,
I want,
I want Lavi's ass

Author's Note

oh dear, what have i done now? i really should lay off the crack and the songfics...

well anyways the song is Jesse's Girl by Rick Springfield. I got it stuck in my head today and then i had a brain spazam and replaced "jesse" with "lavi" and obviously his girl would be kanda, or linalee (if you perfer his to be strait).

But then! Brain spazam number 2 occured and this is the product...

on the plus side, you can also replace lavi, so it could be kanda's ass, or tykki's ass, or whoever's ass you like... :D

p.s. this song is dedicated to jay 'cause i know she loves Lavi's ass. :D (she's told me like a billion times...)