Disclaimor: I don't own Naruto or Code Geass

A/N: How many people though about doing a Code Geass crossover with Naruto.

M-rated for some slightly sexual themes and more language.

It was just so weird

It was just so weird. The whole day had just been taxing on his body and mind.

Being tricked by Mizuki into stealing the forbidden scroll and then actually learning not one, but two jutsu from the scroll. With the first jutsu, Kage Bunshin, he was easily able to overpower the deranged Chunin and rescue his sensei. He could barely remember why he bothered using the second jutsu, save for the fact that he wanted to test it out.

It seemed like a simple technique, despite the fact that he really had no idea what it did. Kinjutsu: Kyousei Fuunin Kai (Great Seal Release)! It consisted of about one hundred hand seals, which he surprisingly managed to memorize after one grueling hour of practice and releasing a humungous amount of chakra. Unfortunately, when he tried to use it, nothing happened. He anted up all that chakra, and the jutsu turned out to be a fake! Or so he thought at the time.

After Iruka gave Naruto his hitai-ate, the older man took the boy out for some ramen. This was a night he'd remember for the rest of his life; for once everything was going great. And this was just the start of Naruto's ninja career.

Naruto woke up the next morning and slowly managed to peel himself out of bed. Today was the day that he would be assigned his new team. He began to make his way to the bathroom when an intoxicating aroma caught his nose.

Ramen…

His instant ramen was ready! He quickly curved towards the kitchen, following the sweet aroma. Blissfully ignoring the simple question, who the hell is cooking the ramen?

He blinked a few times when he got to his kitchen. He slowly began analyzing the figure over and over again. The first thing he noticed was her clothing…or her lack of. She wore nothing but an undersized apron, an orange one that Iruka had bought him, and a pair of white panties. She had a shock of red hair, which reached slightly past her shoulders. Glancing over her back, he noticed a red…bird-shaped tattoo over her tailbone. As she turned around, he had to beat down a blush at the sight of some of her much larger…assets, barely covered by the undersized apron.

Seeing the boy, with her large blue eyes, she immediately smiled. "Hey there roomie!" At that point she sat down and slowly began slurping the ramen noodles.

Naruto blinked. After the initial shock was over, Naruto said the same thing that any prepubescent boy did when confront by such an attractive sight. "Umm…uh…uh…ummm…uh!"

After slurping up the noodle and swallowing, she looked back at Naruto. "Name's Kallen Kouzuki!"

--

She actually liked this world. Actually, besides her own world, she could probably say that this world was perhaps one of the best worlds.

She had been alive for kami knows how long, trying to find some stupid bastard who would be able to release her from the curse of immortality.

It all started during the black rebellion, when she was a part of Zero's Black Knights. Soon though, after the prince's betrayal, Zero died whilst dragging the knight of seven and the emperor of Brittania with him to hell. And where did that leave the United Federation of Nations and Brittania? Without a proper leader, she did the only thing she could do. She went to that 'pizza-girl' who had long since gotten back her memories, and demanded a contract. She had gained the Geass of Precognition. One of the greatest knightmare pilots in the world, with undoubtedly one of the two strongest knightmares, had gotten Precognition.

At that point, as Tamaki had so delicately put it, she had stopped being a fucking badass and became a fucking demon. With Guren, she was invincible. Soon the UFN became the dominant power. Unfortunately, like all things, it didn't last forever. Terrorist managed to find the leftovers of Nina's brainchild (bastards) and soon brought an end to the world. Unfortunately for her, she had already taken C.C.'s immortality. So she was practically left alone. Luckily after close to a century, and she hoped it was only that long, the remnants of humanity slowly began to rebuild itself. She tried to make a contract with the new civilization…but that eventually led up to another near-Armageddon. And that cycle repeated itself…for kami knows how long.

Eventually, after the evolution of those thrice damned pokemon, she went crazy and went on a killing spree. After a few more decades someone, whom she assumed was the precursor to these ninja, would eventually seal her into a large scroll. Someone who, for one reason or another, recorded the seals required for her release and placed them on that same scroll. She didn't exactly hate the man who sealed her…he placed her in a type of dreamless sleep the whole time. Probably the reason she managed to reclaim any semblance of her sanity.

So here she was, not knowing anything about the current world she was in, she had decided to stick with the kid whom apparently unsealed her. In other words she took a page from her sire's book and decided to stick with the person who released her. She was just thankful that she didn't have to get shot in the head for him…yet…

So here she was waiting for him to come back from his meeting with his team. She preformed the contract with him earlier in the morning, after he stopped ogling her. He received the power of the king, and she received a chance to end her eternal life.

Hopefully it would go better than her last contracts. She could only pray that he didn't end up like that Ash kid, who received a contract to make all pokemon love him…or so they thought it was love at the time. In reality it made all pokemon…lust…after him, which didn't become a problem until he lost the ability to turn it off. Kallen cringed, that wasn't a pleasant memory.

Thinking about Naruto, a feeling of nostalgia suddenly overcame her.

He didn't just receive the power of a king…he received the power of the king. The black king to be perfectly frank. He received the same power that Leleouch, the power of absolute command. How did she know? He just used it on some poor helpless merchant. The command? He had to take off all his clothes and dance around the village. The ninja who were watching him from a distance seemed to have given up on trying to dispel the…genjutsu, or whatever the hell that was, and were about ready to send him to the psychiatric ward. At the very least, it was entertaining to watch, not to mention that it provided her with some actual clothing.

Though her lack of apparel seemed to help Naruto and her con that old Hokage.

--

Both Naruto and Kallen were standing in the Hokage's office. They had just explained the whole situation to the aged kage and were waiting for his response. Sarutobi was just staring at the red beauty before him…wearing only an apron and a pair of white panties. He then took a look over at Naruto, "So…she's…your…cousin?"

Naruto nodded.

The Hokage then looked back at Kallen, that apron seemed to be a little tight on her, and then looked back at Naruto, "Who came to live with you, from the village who's name is, Somewhere-outside-of-Konoha?"

Naruto nodded.

Sarutobi then stared back at Kallen, he really wished he knew a few wind jutsu that creates an upward gust of air. He then turned back to Naruto, "And you say this despite the fact that neither of you have no idea who your parents are, any of your family, and despite the fact that she didn't even know your last name?"

Naruto grinned nervously

Sarutobi nodded, "Sounds good to me, I'll fill out the paper work and send the forms she needs to sign."

Kallen just smiled at him as she bent over a bit and in a sing-son voice asked, "You don't mind doing the paperwork?"

Sarutobi just stared at the young woman who looked no older than 19. He then smiled at her, "Of course not, I love paperwork!"

Five minutes later, both Naruto and his cousin were gone…and Sarutobi was staring at an one-hundred-page form that immigrants were suppose to fill out whenever they wanted to come live in Konoha. One-hundred-pages…that all of which he agreed to fill out. Sarutobi dropped his head and slammed it against the desk

--

She grinned as she thought about Naruto's Geass. Despite all the limitations, she truly believed that Leleouch's Geass was by far the strongest. Sure, her precognition was a much more powerful tool for her and it would probably serve Naruto a lot more in actual combat. However, in the long run, this would help Naruto out a lot more…especially since a ninja wasn't all about combat. She wouldn't mess up this time. She would help the boy achieve his dream. This village…Konohagakure, would be the greatest ninja village and Naruto would be their leader. She couldn't fail again, she was around the greatest mind to ever walk this earth; and now, after centuries of existence, she. Naruto would achieve his dream and she would achieve hers…

After all…she was now perhaps the greatest chess player in the world for the last few centuries.

--months later--

Naruto grinned, "Thanks for the jutsus old man", he said as he walked away from the one and only Jiraiya of the Sannin.

Jiraiya's eyes widened as he began to come to his senses and realized he had no memory of the last…he looked up at the sky, noting that it was already dark out. So he had no memory from the time that it was noon. That can't be good. Last time that happened, Tsunaded had smashed him for peeping in on her...but he probably would have remembered peeping on her a second time. The toad sage then saw the blonde turn around.

A red glow appeared in Naruto's eyes, "Oh! And forget that you ever saw me."

Jiraiya blinked, "Huh? Why?"

The blonde's eyes widened, before he started to berate himself, "Shit, when I turned around, I had already lost eye contact." He then turned and started to walk away, hoping Jiraiya wouldn't say anything.

The toad sage blinked, as he saw Naruto walk away…with a scroll that looked awfully like the one that he used to write down Jutsu theories. "Did he just put me under a Genjutsu?"

--One month later--

"A loser like you could never defeat a true Genius. That is why you will lose today, it is your fate!"

The blonde rolled his eyes at Neji…if only he knew. With everything he was taught by certain high-ranking ninjas, he was sure that he could defeat Neji, no problem. Unfortunately, Kallen said that he would completely need to destroy him if he was to gain any respect, so that's what he intended to do. He'd use his Geass.

As Neji began to charge him, Naruto's eyes glowed red and, barely loud enough for Neji to hear, said, "Let me kick your ass."

Neji's eyes widened, but he didn't stop his charge, "Yes…Naruto."

--

Kallen smiled from her position in the Hokage booth, yes the old man insisted that she sit in the best seat in the whole arena...since she was attending her first Chunin exam. A special privilege he never extend to any of his actual family members...

But she really didn't care about that. All she could think was that everything was going according to plan.

--

Jiraiya's eyes narrowed. He was in a perfect angle to read Naruto's lips, a skill that was unfortunately not to common with many ninja. The fact that a so-called dead last was slapping around a genius, one year his senior, only confirmed his suspicions.

This wasn't Genjutsu…or at least any type that he ever heard of. This was some sort of mind-control.

The only question on the man's mind was…why did it only seem to work on him once?

--

Besides the uproar that was caused when Naruto gave Neji a wedgy, the rest of the tournament went on as one would expect a Chunin Exam to turn out. That is, until Uchiah Sasuke and Sabaku no Gaara. Five minutes into the fight and everything turned to chaos…and not just inside the battlefield, inside the whole arena. The first thing that he noticed was that everyone in the arena began to fall asleep, a large Genjutsu no doubt. Several ninja, himself included, easily dispelled the Genjutsu upon themselves and began a large scale battle.

But Naruto wasn't interested in any of that. From his peripheral vision he noticed that the Kazekage had taken Kallen hostage when he failed to take the Hokage. Thinking quickly, he immediately dashed in their direction, following the three; Sarutobi, Kallen, and the Kazekage up to the roof.

A part of him was interested in the fact that Sasuke was following Gaara, but he chose to ignore that in the end.

He began running to the center of the roof, when an oto-nin tried to intercept him. Quickly, he punched the strange two-headed nin in the gut before flipping over him and continuing his dash.

"Forget that fucking idiot, put up the barrier!"

And with that comment, a purple dome covered the area where the three ninja and one knightmare pilot, were.

Naruto reached them just in time to see the Kazekage take off his hat, revealing a pale skinned man with long black hair.

"Orochimaru…"

"Who?", asked the blonde.

"One of my former students who betrayed the village a long time ago", the old man stated with more than a small amount of regret in his voice.

At that point, Naruto tuned everything out, not listening to Orochimaru's words. The Hokage probably didn't remember, but Naruto could recall the aged ninja speak of this Orochimaru before. So much regret in the old man's eyes.

A sly smile then reached Naruto's mouth as he saw Orochimaru, after tossing Kallen to the side, charge them both with a strange sword that he pulled a sword…out his mouth. Before the Hokage could do anything, Naruto himself dashed forward, eyes glowing red, "ASK FOR FORGIVENESS AND REJOIN KONOHA!"

--

"You know, you didn't have to come for me", stated the red head. "I am immortal after all."

The blonde shrugged, "I was worried."

Kallen actually smiled a little at that, "Well I still think you're an idiot."

The blonde just shrugged once again, "All worked out for the best anyway."

At that, Kallen had to agree. After taking out half of the sound/sand army single handedly, and joining up with his ex-teammate to beat down Gaara, Orochimaru was immediately welcomed back into Konoha ranks. And Sarutobi couldn't be happier.

Everything seemed to be going according to her plans. If it kept up, she'd be able to give up her code in under two years. The moment she thought about that…someone landed on the rooftop, right behind her.

She turned around to see the man whom Orochimaru teamed up with to fight Gaara. His name was apparently Jiraiya.

He sent a strange grin in Naruto's location, which made the blonde narrow his eyes. "What do you want?"

Jiraiya just continued smiling, "Hey kid, did you know that I was the sensei of the Fourth Hokage."

At that, Naruto raised an eyebrow.

--seven years later--

It was difficult to tell what year it was…at least for her. The ninja had their own table for telling the years…but she never bothered to learn it. Though if you asked her, she'd say that it was 7 A.T.B.J.A.A.S.U.A.O.M.H.W.W.H.D.P.M.I.F.H.T.M.B.I.H (which stands for: After that bastard Jiraiya arrived and screwed up all of my hard work with his damn perverted mind, I fucking hope the man burns in hell).

Naruto woke up and immediately got out of bed. Unlike most mornings, he chose to let his…friends sleep a little longer. His very hot friends…his very hot naked friends.

If anyone asked him how he always seemed to wake up with five, it usually averaged to about five, beautiful woman…he'd just say that he was a fantastic negotiator. And that he was…he somehow managed to get Iwa and Kiri to an unconditional surrender and give up all their land and resources to Konaha. And they weren't even at war! He also became known as the first genin to EVER attain the rank of Hokage…which was quite interesting because most of the people on the council, one of the main bodies whom decided who would attain the position – the other being the Hokage- used to hate Naruto with a passion. It's like they had some weird change of heart.

Every time Kallen scolded him, he just pleaded the fifth and said, 'Don't blame me…this is all training in becoming the next Toad Sage.'

As he exited his room, he looked to the side at a conveniently nearby clock and just continued waiting. Kallen joined him soon afterwards…sporting a disgusted sneer, "I'll never understand why you like this."

Just as those words left her mouth, and puff of smoke appeared. The smoke cleared to reveal the one and only, copy-nin of Konaha. An odd music began to play in the background and Kakashi began to sway his hips and move his hands to the music.

Kallen just sighed to herself.

"We're no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do I

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

You wouldn't get this from any other guy"

Kallen rolled her eyes again, "Kami I hated those Rick Rolled blogs!"

Naruto was just shaking his head to Kakashi's surprisingly good singing. It would be another three minutes before the Jounin finished his song.

Kakashi blinked and then looked at Naruto with hatred.

"Great job today Kakashi!" Naruto said with a foxy smile.

"FUCK…YOU…" he said and then turned around and walked off.

The blonde sighed to this reaction, "You try to compliment a guy." He then turned towards Kallen, "You seemed awefully moody today…"

"You were with another group of woman last night, weren't you?"

The blonde flashed her a grin, which caused her to kick him in the knee.

If you were to ask Kallen why she was upset, and you some how managed to get the truth out of her, she'd tell you that she was upset because it seemed that the Kyuubi's chakra was preventing Naruto from fully realizing his Geass, which in turn prevented her from transferring her code, and in turn her immortality, to Naruto.

Not knowing all the details, Jiraiya had his own theory. If you asked Jiraiya, he'd say that she was jealous and probably hadn't gotten laid in a long time. If she were to hear Jiraiya say this, she'd kick him in the crotch…twice…

…and once more for good measure.

"Hokage-sama!" Naruto turned to see both Orochimaru and Jiraiya waiting for him. The two members of his council, after Sarutobi retired and he became the Hokage, he decided to fire everyone on the council. Actually to be perfectly accurate he decided to use the Geass to make them think they were penguins...yes penguins. He then made Jiraiya and Orochimaru- who seemed to be much less like a puppet and more like a loyal ninja of Konoha- into his two new and only council members.

He then grinned at Kallen, "Duty calls."

--

Kallen felt the urge to screech as she walked back into her room. Wrong, wrong, wrong, it all went wrong! In her mind, she was supposed to be free of her code by now. Unfortunately, she didn't take the teachings of Jiraiya into her equations…and now she had practically wasted all that time.

And it didn't help that every other person that she tried to make a contract with was a complete idiot. She kinda blamed it all on Naruto. Like Lulu before him, he seemed to have the effect of screwing over anyone close to him, even though he didn't truly mean to do it in the first place.

Take Haruno Sakura for example. He had tried to make her into his girlfriend, without the use of the Geass. About two years after he first received his Geass, he finally gave up and during one of there many verbal arguments…just told her off, "Geez, if you like Sasuke so much…why don't you just rape him", He then nudged his head over in Sasuke's direction, never losing eye contact with her, "He's right there ya know." Unfortunately…the idiot would accidentally activate his Geass at that precise moment. Sakura?

Would spend the rest of the week trying to fulfill the orders of Naruto's Geass and would rest until she did so, though frankly she didn't seem to put up much of a fight when Naruto gave her the command. The two fourteen year olds played a cat and mouse game for a whole seven days before the ANBU decided to take Sakura to a psychiatric ward.

Sasuke would spend another week in utter shock, whining, "When the hell did she get that kind of strength?" On that last day, she almost beat the Uchiha into submission. Who knew the girl was into that?

Kakashi and Naruto? Naruto growled as he watched Sakura taken away, not that he actually wanted her to fulfill the Geass.

Kakashi just held out his hand, before simply stating, "Told ya…"

The blonde sighed as he pulled out a large wad of money and placed it into Kakashi's hands, "I guess your right…he's gay."

'If only that were true…' thought Kallen with a sigh. Then she probably would feel as bad when she thought about the Uchiha's current position. Already having that eye-technique, that is somewhat similar to a Geass, she assumed that he would also be a perfect candidate for a contract…so she made one with him. Unfortunately, he acquired a contract similar to C.C., the one where everyone around her loved her. Regrettably for the Uchiha, it only seemed to work on men. Even more regrettable was the fact that he happened to be around the eight male members of Akatsuki at the time. All eight of which decided to abandon their plans for world domination for the one that they were…lusting after. The Uchiha hasn't been seen for the last two years

She began rubbing her chin. Who else could she try?

Hyuuga Hinata? No…last she checked, that girl was still pretending to be under Naruto's Geass so she could spend nights with him.

Nara Shikamaru? He didn't have enough time, after Naruto persuaded him into becoming Maito Gai's second student.

Inuzuka Kiba? Still thought he was a dog…and Akamaru thought he was a human. Sadly, no one seemed to notice that much of a difference.

Kallen's eye twitched in annoyance, "I should've stuck it through with the damn pokemon…"

Epilogue:

Naruto: He would be known as the king of the world, having a harem of close to five hundred women.

Orochimaru: Became as perverted as Jiraiya and even started his own series of books.

Jiraiya: Would live to the age of Ninety, dieing to Viagra overdose…with four girls that combined…weren't as old as he was. His final thoughts… "God bless Naruto."

A/N: A little over the top...but Please Review.