A/N:Sorry for the long wait, I encountered technical difficulties and then writer's block. Anyway, I hope this fic (the result of me spending V-Day alone at home) makes up for the wait. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: V-Day is S.A.D!!

I'm Sorry, Ollie!!

In the Watchtower is the Sickbay, a place of healing and rest, and in the Sickbay is a room set aside for the more medically challenged Leaguers. It was unofficially known as the 'Green & Red Room', and not because the Christmas decorations were stored there (that was Supply closet 24, Sector 12, Sub-section J). No, the name was derived from the colours of the uniforms of the room's most frequent occupants.

Today, however it was a sea of white, mainly because both of those occupants were in full body casts, with only their eyes, noses mouths and a few tufts of hair visible.

"I told you wouldn't get away with it." Said the blond body cast.

"It was worth it. I hacked in didn't I? And ordering the same Valentine cards delivered was a stroke of genius, if I do say so myself." Replied the carrot top body cast.

"Yeah, but he's the World's Greatest Detective! He'd definitely figure out you were to blame. Sending them to Selina and Diana was O.K. Adding Zatanna was a nice touch, but every female villain he has, that's overkill, Wally!!"

"But it sure was great, watching him being chased by all of them." came the whiny reply.

"Why'd he have to bash me?! I'm an innocent bystander! You telling me was the first I heard about it. Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time!"

"I'm sorry, Ollie."

"Dianah's going to kill me for being in here on Valentine's. You're lucky Linda's out of town."

"……."

"She's expecting you to run up for a visit, isn't she?"

"Shut up!"

"Ha! You're gonna be in the dog-house. Welcome to my world, pal!"

"What I don't get is why Supes and S.T.R.I.P.E ganged up on me too. I didn't send it to Lois, Kara or Courtney."

The Sickbay was silent until a cry of "BOOSTER!!" rang out, promising loads of pain to said hero. The subject of Wally's ire shivered momentarily, before continuing to hawk lingerie 'designed' by Black Canary and Fire( though it was still hotly debated in the Watchtower's mens lounge whether the latter wore any).

Next:- Visiting Hours are now over.