A/N:I don't own Sho, and I don't own The World Ends With You.

Note that this is RANDOMLY WRITTEN, and that it has nothing to do with the plot of the game.

"Well. This zetta sucks." Sho Minamimoto, otherwise known as the 'Grim Heaper' to Neku and all his little buddies, watched from above as the tons of RG people in Shibuya walked through the Scramble Crossing. Right past his little art pile, which he loved with such a passion that it was kind of scary. He'd perched himself on top, seeing as it was a high place and being so high, he could see who was taking stuff from the pile. Yes, taking stuff. It was only moments ago that someone, who looked much like a hobo, came across his 'art', spotted a toaster, and for unknown reasons, tried to take it. But Sho took care of that guy, oh, yes he did. He'd regret taking his precious art. Especially since now the guy was practically deaf, due to a megaphone in his ear, with Sho's booming voice in it.

He continued to watch, a bored expression on his face. Some little girl happened to be walking by with her mother, and she spotted him, pointing him out. "Mommy, mommy! Look at that funny man on the top of that junk pile! What's he doing up there?"

At the sound of the words 'Junk Pile', Sho glared in the girl's direction. The woman, her mother, noticed, and crouched down and grabbed the girl's wrist. "Come on, let's get going. Stop staring at him."

"But mommy! Look'it all the junk he's got there! It's just junk piled in the street! That's bad, isn't it?" The girl continued on her little tangent, and Sho began to grow more and more irritated, until he finally decided to yell a bit. He grabbed his megaphone, his best friend, and flipped it on.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YER CALLING GARBAGE, LITTLE GIRL!?" He yelled, and the megaphone, unfortunately, made it ten times as loud, giving the poor little girl a heart-attack, and causing her to cry. "YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU BETTER CRY, YOU LITTLE ZETTA HECTOPASCAL! YOU ZEROES DON'T KNOW WHAT ART IS!" He continued to rant and rave, but the mother had already dragged her daughter by quickly, and all he was getting now was just quizzical stares by other people. Sho caught on to this, and so, being the genius he is, he yelled some more. "AND WHAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT!? I BET YER ALL THINKING THE SAME THING! 'THIS ISN'T ART, THIS IS JUNK!' WELL, GUESS WHAT!? I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, AND HERE'S WHAT IT-- HEY, YOU DAMN HOBO! I THOUGHT I TAUGHT YOU BEFORE WHEN YOU TRIED STEALING MY TOASTER THE FIRST TIME! GET BACK HERE!"

Ah yes, every day was a great day in the life of Sho Minamimoto.

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That's it. Like I said, randomly written.

I tried to make it as funny as I possibly could. Sorry if you didn't like it.

Please R and R. Thanks!