I'm a crazy coconut living in a coco hut every body steps on me that why I so crazy as be. I'm nut in a rut and I'm crazy. I'm nut in a rut and I'm crazy.

Called myself on the tellyphone just to see if I was home asked myself out on a date say be ready at haft past eight. I'm nut in a rut and I'm crazy. I'm nut in a rut and I'm crazy.

Took myself to picture show sat right down in the very front row wrapped my arms around my waist got so fresh I slapped. I'm nut in a rut and I'm crazy. I'm nut in a rut and I'm crazy.

Big coaches in my bed crawling thou my dirty head picked it up swallowed it whole then I ran to the toilet bowl. I'm nut in a rut and I'm crazy. I'm nut in a rut and I'm crazy

Yellow bird with a yellow bill sitting on my window seal pushed him in with a piece of bread then I smashed his little head.