A/n: A member of my faminglia has this reeeeeeally cute cell bag. It's covered in pink and black stripes, going horizontally on it; with white skull and cross bones on the stripes. One side of the bag has crystals on the end of the bones…it's really cute.

Anyway, we started saying how the bag is so Gokudera-ish, and it led to this one-shot.

Please enjoy.

Disclaimer: The characters, and the bag are not mine…though I DO want the bag…I wonder if I can steal it from my beta. (Jk!)

Warning: NONE! Just Yamamoto being silly.

Beta: unbeta'd

My Cellphone Bag

by

Here's Your Cheese Omelette

As Gokudera proudly walked the hallways of Namimori in search of his beloved tenth, a small pink and black bag hung on his belt. It was a small thing, with horizontal pink and black stripes, with white skulls and crossbones located on the left of each side. And to add to its cuteness, on one side of the bag, lay several crystals on the ends of each cross bone.

As he turned the corner, he bumped into something…or rather someone hard. He looked up to shout at the guy, but he settled for a deep scowl instead.

Yamamoto…

The idiot was smiling peacefully as ever, as he held onto Gokudera's shoulders. Yamamoto managed to grab onto them when he hit someone, so that the person he crashed into wouldn't fall. It was pure coincidence it was his hot headed friend.

As he let the teen go, he looked at him up and down to check for any injuries. Upon seeing none, he would've allowed the Mafioso to storm away as he normally would; however, he noticed a small object hanging at the guy's hip, and his grin got wider.

"Gokudera," Yamamoto began, his arm raising to point at something. "Why do you have a purse? I mean, it looks like something Sasagawa Kyoko…or maybe Haru would bring."

Gokudera only gaped at the guy who dared say he was carrying something so feminine! His eyes followed the direction brunette's hand was pointing, and saw it lead to his cellphone bag. "It's not a purse!! It's for a man!"

"So…a man purse?" Yamamoto asked cutely. He was both confused, and amused at the thought of Gokudera bringing with him, many different kinds of purses. However, his musing was interrupted by Gokudera's angry tone.

"No!! It's not a purse, for crying out loud! It's black, can't you see?!" Gokudera shouted, pointing at the bag.

"But it's also pink. So it's a purse."

"It has skulls!!"

"…with crystals on the ends." Yamamoto pointed out.

Gokudera didn't have a comeback for that. Instead, he turned his back on the annoying teen, and stormed off. "Think whatever you want. It's not like the opinion of an idiot should matter to me, right?!"

As Yamamoto watched the retreating form of his friend, he only chuckled. "I didn't say the purse looked bad on him. It suited him. Hmmm…I wonder if he wants another man purse?"

A/n: Hey, did anyone notice I used 'stormed off' in there? Haha. Storm…Gokudera… Lame. I know. Never mind.

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