New munks

Welcome to our lives

" you sure this is where they said to meet them?" A 20 year old woman asked her boyfriend. " I'm telling you, I talked to him last night, Hon. He said this is where they would meet us. Besides, he'd never lie to us, you know that." " True." " Heather! Jason!" A voice came. A man, with Black hair, looking to be in his mid-forties, came up. Following him was an elderly woman, still spry for being 74, and old man, also spry for 75. Behind the old man was a young chipmunk. She wore a simple blue dress. She looked like she was about 33. She stood at about 5' 8". " Dave!" Heather shouted. She ran and hugged the man. " It's good to see you guys." Jason said. " It's only been 3 months. Dave said. " It's November! And you guys are just now ending the tour? Man, we've missed the guys birthday ,and the girls too. Does it really take that long to make, what, 30 stops?" Heather asked. " Well, yes. And besides, when you travel with them, you know your in for some adventures." Dave said. " How many this time?' Jason asked. " Oh, let's see, they stopped an attempted robbery, dealt with Ian Hawke again, saved, let's see, 1, 2,3.. About 6 people from various disasters. Two from a big fire, another 2 from a raging river and one from a wreck." Xavier, the older man, said. ' man, they just attract trouble don't they?" Heather asked. " Yeah, but they are used to it. And it's quieter than six years ago, remember that?" Jason said. " Lord, how could we?" Ms. Miller, the older woman, said. " Thank you guys for being such good friends to them all these years." Vinny, the chipmunk, said. " Hey, if it wasn't for them, Jay and I wouldn't have each other, or our jobs at the label. We should be thanking you." ' Not a problem. Even trade, right?" Dave said. They nodded. " By the way, where are they anyways?" Jason asked. " Oh you know them. Alvin had to have some grand entrance, so Cash cooked up a plan. Trust me, you'll like it." Xavier said. " Man, those guys, right?" Jason said. " Oh, you don't know the half of it." Ms. Miller said. " What happened?" " We got up this morning in an interesting way.' " How?' The couple asked. " Well, as you know, the guys and the girls have been sleeping in the same beds for about two years. Well, we had this real interesting hotel where it was all bunk beds. They all had their own rooms, with two bunk beds, and we had the room next to it. Well, Cash and Alvin had the sides of their beds that were closest to the night stand, with Brittany and Katrina near the wall. Well, Alvin rolls over in just the right way, and his hand falls over the edge and smacks Cash in the face. Cash wakes up and says ' Alvin, get your hand out of my face." Alvin says " You get you face away from my hand." Then Cash says ' if you don't get your hand out of my face, I swear I'll bite it." Alvin laughed it off, but then we hear ' OWWW! Cash, I'll kill you!' We all come out of our rooms to see Alvin chasing Cash down the hall." Dave said. Jason and Heather held each other up, while laughing hysterically. " Yeah, welcome to our lives." " ' Oh man. They just turned 19 and they can't act any better?" Heather said. ' Apparently." Dave said. Meanwhile, on the tour bus. " Okay guys, we're approaching the stadium, ready?" " Yeah Toddy, roll the windows down." Cash said. " Man, this is the best idea you've had yet, Cash." Alvin said. " I know. Now, everybody on the roof. Todd, crank the stereo." " Got it!" The eight climbed on the roof. As they rolled up, the song could be heard. The crowd turned around. " You know you got it made when you drop an escalade, for the drop top, iced out, rocks hot, droppin' dollars, ladies holler." Cash began.

New munks

An important question

As the munks finished, they climbed back into the bus, they rolled into the theater. " Alright guys and gals, to you positions. We're starting with ' we're the chipmunks." Todd Bernstein, now in his late thirties, said to the gang. " Ok. Let's get to it." Meanwhile, outside, Jason and Heather were laughing harder than ever. " Only Cash or Alvin could cook up an entrance like that!" " Rolling in on the top of the bus? Classic." " Well, let's get inside. You two got your passes we gave you right?" ' We never come to a show with out them." Heather said. " Good, let's go." Dave said. Walking down to the front row, Jason decided to ask Dave a question. " hey Dave?"" Yeah, jay?" " When I talked to Cash last night, he said that he and the boys had an important question to ask me and Heather. Could you tell us what it is?" " I could, but I promised them I'd let them ask you themselves. Don't worry, you'll find out what it is later." " Whatever you say." They took their seats. ' ladies and Gentlemen, help me in welcoming our guest back up performer and Tonight's Mc. Heather Grace and Jason Diggs!" The announcer said. " They got to do this every time, huh?" Heather asked. " Well, those are our job listings at the label. Let's go!" They climbed the stairs, to a rush of applause. Heather went back behind the curtain, where she was told what songs she would assist with. Jason took his position at the Dj's booth. " Ladies and gents. Help me, in welcoming, The chipmunks!' Jason cried. The curtains rolled back. There was big pyrotechnics explosion And Cash leaped on stage amidst them. "Watch out, Cause here we come." He started. " Alvin appeared and Continued. " It's been a while, but we're back with style." Then Simon showed.' So get set, to have some fun.' Then Theodore. " We'll bring you action, and satisfaction." They then joined together in the chorus. " We're the chipmunks! C-H-I-P-M-U-N-K! Were the chipmunks! Guaranteed to brighten your day!" Then it was the girls turn. Kate came on first. " When you, feel like a laugh." " Then Britt. ' Give us a call we'll give you a roll." Then Jeanette. " And if you feel like a song." Then it was Eleanor's turn. " Tune into to us, and sing right along." Then Cash sang the second chorus. ' We're the chipmunks! Coming on stronger than ever before! We're the chipmunks! Coming to ya forever more!" Everyone applauded them. ' Thanks Jay. Never complain do you?" Cash said. " hey, you're the one who has to jump through fire. I'm happy up here." They played out the concert and then retreated to the vip lounge. Dave and the others soon followed. " You guys were on fire. And Heather, Baby, o man.." " Thank you, Honey." Heather said. 'So, you gonna tell them?" Dave asked. ' Sure." Cash said. " Guys sit down." They did. " Now, look at the girls hands, notice anything?" They looked at the girls hands. On the left ones, they spotted it. " Are those?" Heather asked. ' ep, engagement rings." Alvin said. " Oh my god! Congrats guys!" Heather shouted." So, we want to ask you something." Simon said. " We have our weddings planned for, get this, next week. Cash and Katrina on Monday, Alvin and Brit Wednesday, Theo and Ely on Friday and Jean and myself on Sunday. And, since you have been our best friends for all these years, we'd like to know you'd be the best man and maid of honor in all the weddings?" Simon said. " You didn't even need to ask. Hell yes we will. Right, hon?" " Of course." " Thanks you guys." " Where are the weddings going to be?" . " In this little town where Dave's mom and dad live. We leave torrow, you can follow us."

New munks

Wedding bells

The whole crew left that Friday, spent Saturday hanging out and catching up and then Sunday was all prep and what not. Finally, Monday arrived. Cash walked down the aisle with his mom. She walked down to the alter and then kissed his cheek. ' You've come a long way, honey." ' Wouldn't be here with out you." She then took her seat next to Dave. She began to cry and Dave gave her a handkerchief. Next, Heather and Jason walked down. Jason nudged Cash as he took his spot. " I got a case of things you and your brothers are going to need when all these are over, if you catch my drift." " Shut up, man." Then came Britt and Al. Jason tried the same joke with Al. " Whatever. We'll focus on that later.' Jason decided to give up, none of the brothers were in a joking mood. Next was Jeanette and Simon. " Just a few more days.' She said to him. ' Can't wait.' next it was Ely and Theo. " Just a bit longer." " Yeah.' He said. Finally, Xavier and Kate, wearing the purest white dress you've ever seen, stood at the door. " You ready, baby?" Xavier said. He had taken to the girls to the point that he, like most grandfathers, started calling them baby. " I've been ready for this for about six years. You think my mom and dad would approve?" " I didn't know Sam and Mandy, but I don't think they'd have any objections. Besides, they are technically right here with you.' Xavier said, pointing to the glistening 'samandy' flower pinned to Katrina's chest. " Yeah." " Well, let's go." He said. She took his arm and they began walking. The familiar march song began. Vinny and Rebecca, sitting next to each other, began to sob as they saw her. " She looks radiant." Dave said. Xavier walked her to the alter. She then threw her arms round him. " I love you, Grandpa." " I love you too, baby." The reverend, the same one who had promised to do all the weddings years ago, began the prayer. When he finished, he began the ceremony." Dearly beloved, we are gathered to celebrate the love of these two young souls. If there is anyone present who has reason these two should not be married, speak now, or forever hold they peace." Nobody said a word. Grandma Seville broke down into Grandpa's arms. " Well then. Cassius, do you take Katrina Ginger Miller to be your lawfully wedded wife? To love, honor and obey her, in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, till death do you part?" " I do.' ' And Katrina, do you take Cassius Clay to be your lawfully wedded husband? To love, honor, and obey him, I n sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, till death do you part?" " I do." " Then, by the power invested in me by the almighty, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss your bride." And that was what Cash did, in earnest. " Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you Mr. And Mrs. Cash Seville!" at the reception, Jason caught the garter and Heather the bouquet. The next day had to prep for Alvin and Brittany's wedding. The girls were sitting alone, finally having a moment to rest. " So, what's it feel like?" heather asked Katrina. " It's everything you'd expect." She said. " when is your honey moon?" ' We were all planning on going together to someplace next Tuesday." Jeanette said. " A big Honey moon, huh?" ' yeah." " can I ask something?" " Sure." "is your middle name really Ginger?" ' Yep, Katrina Ginger Seville." " All our middle names are after spices." Jeanette said.