And there goes another story
For those who read my Massege Board, It says the story is co-written by Exorcist-Miranda.. For the other, you know now, don't you? .

Warning: Yaoi, AU, co-write and stupidity.

Disclaimer: We don't own D.Gray Man. But if we did... You couldn't survive from the huge-gay-nosebleed...

Please enjoy the story .

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Chapter 1 – Detention

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Allen was running his way down the hallway full of students to his lecture and, as usual, he got lost. Allen was never a morning person, he was a mess. Now let's see how this morning was: Allen woke up 15 minutes later then he should have, found out that he didn't have good pair of socks, almost missed breakfast and of course, got lost. He only got inside the university a minute ago and he only had another 10 to get to class. Allen tried really hard not to bump into anyone but lady luck wasn't on his side.

"I-I'm so sorry! Please excuse me and have a nice day!"

"Hey, wait up pal! You're going to the wrong way. The classes are the way you came from!"

Allen turned around to face the person he had bumped into; he had to say that the guy looked kinda funny. The most obvious things were the red hair colour and the eye patch on his right eye. He was really tall compared to Allen, something like a head and a half taller.

"Thank you very much…?" Allen asked innocently.

"No prob, little guy. Nice to meet ya'! Names Lavi, What's yours?" Lavi said as he put one of his arms around Allen's shoulders.

"Allen Walker, nice to meet you!"

"You're new, aren't ya'? Where do ya' need to go, I'll show ya' 'round the place!"

"Umm… I need to go to Plant Sciences…Help?"

"You- you've got to be kiddin' me! That's that class ya' idiot!! HAHAHAAAA…" Lavi pointed to the nearest door and started to laugh his head off on the floor. In the mean time Allen murmured a quiet 'Thank you' under his breath and walked into the class Lavi pointed out to him. The class was really full and there weren't many seats to sit in so he a place with his eyes.

'Hallelujah! A place to sit!' Allen prayed in his mind as he saw an empty seat near a long haired, let's say person- and went to the seat. It was only two minutes till the start of the lecture and Allen finally sat down, only to awake the person -now identified as a guy- from his so called sleep.

"Che, who the fuck said you can sit fucking near me?" asked the awaken guy. He had beautiful raven long hair, and he looked Asian. 'Maybe Chinese or Japanese?' Allen thought.

"Excuse me, but this is the only available seat in here, so plea-"

"Shut the fuck up! I don't need your sorry excuses so just get up and get the fuck out of my face!"

"There are no seats available if you haven't heard me, Ponytail!" 'Okay, that freaks me out. Since when I'm that mean?' Allen wondered.

"I could care less, just get your face out of my view Baka Moyashi!"

'He did not-! That's it' "What's your frigging problem with me sitting here? For heavens sake, it isn't your private seat so just shut the hole you call that mouth of yours!"

The only thing Allen got as a response was a hard, deadly glare. Allen, being Allen, glared with all of the strength that his eyes allowed him. The glare fight soon turned into a full fight with fists and kicks everywhere, the other students didn't even bother to stop them because knowing Kanda, it'll get worse. Nobody heard the bell ring only after a great 'THUMP' was heard.

"Kanda and Walker!"

Both guys turned around to look at the man who stooped them. He was wearing a strange looking beret and was holding a coffee cup with a pink bunny drawn on its side. The teacher glared at them both and they sat down, fearing the result of disobeying. The rest of the students sat down as well and the teacher walked up to his desk.

"Class, may I introduce our new student Allen Walker, I am Pr. Komui Lee. If you want to know him better I prefer after class. And now, we'll just skip to the lesson. Oh before I forget"-Komui turned his head to Allen and the Ponytail-"You two shall stay after tomorrow's lecture for detention."

"WHAT??" Both Allen and Kanda yelled at Komui who just glared harder.

"As I said, the lesson has started so please open your textbooks to…"

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Allen's POV:

I can't believe this! It's my first day at the Hokkaido Black University and I'm already in detention? It's unreal! I also can't believe that that Kanda jerk got me into this trouble. I mean, who fights over seat place? …Wait, I do. But god damn it, I still can't believe it! I've never been so angry in my entire life, not even when Cross's debt got to be over 1,000,000 Dollars! Gah! I want to kill that ah0le motherfer son of a bi! I think I'm overreacting, aren't I? Anyway, it's already been 5 periods and the next one is… Lunch! I went to get my food and sat on the empty table in the corner of the cafeteria. Suddenly, a familiar arm wrapped around my shoulders and made me choke on my food. I turned around and saw Lavi from this morning but there was another girl with him, she had long black hair that came down to her shoulders and a bright, cheery smile on her face.

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Normal POV:

"Hi! You must be a new student? Am I right?" she asked.

Allen nodded. "How did you know?"

"My brother is one of the professors here. And you have that lost newbie look on your face." She replied, still smiling.

"Oh." Allen blushed.

"And frankly, you don't look old enough to be in any year but first." Lavi commented. "Whadya do? Skip a few grades?"

Allen pouted. An action that did not go unnoticed by a dark-eyed passer-by.

"What do you mean skip a few grades?! I'm the same age as almost everyone else doing a first year course!"

Lavi patted him on the head. "Well, I hate to say it but you look like you belong in the primary school across the road."

Lenalee stood at the side, watching the scene and giggling the whole time. However, she was unaware of the murderous gaze that was currently directed at Lavi.

"I'm sorry that I have to break you two up, but I've been assigned to Allen around campus and show him where to go for his…well, detention tomorrow." Allen paled at the thought. "We'll see you later Lavi."

"Alright, have fun Allen. And try not to get killed by one of Komui's inventions!"

Allen paled further -if it was possible- and nodded a goodbye.

It was only his first day here and already he was on the Uni's watch list. He had no idea how he would survive the next three years.

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AN: It could be better... I liked writing the Allen POV part, it was funny even you can't deny it!... or so I think.. Don't forget to R&R on your way out!