Me: Yeah P3 doesn't belong to us. Oh yeah this is gonna be really crackish and everyone is probably gonna be OOC so bear with me.

Chapter 1: Welcome to Iwatodai

Carrying an uncomfortably large bag while walking through the streets, Minato Arisato was looking around for the train station. Even though he could have just asked for directions, he instead decided to follow a map that said "You are here", even though he wasn't anywhere near "here". Finally after nearly two hours of walking in circles he got to the train station and boarded the train to Iwatodai.

Despite his headphones blaring he still managed to hear the surprisingly fruity train conductor say, "We are now arriving at the fabulous Iwatodai Station. Some of the amazing landmarks here are O' Brian's, Poker's Pizza Parlor, Lasagna Hut, and let's not forget the simply fabulous rave parties at Club Escapade."

Dear god this guy is gay, thought Minato as he stared out the window. Just as he was about to move toward one of the available seats, he saw a strange glowing neon blue…butterfly out the window. Oh my god the radiation here must be horrible. thought Minato again.

Finally after the conductor pulled the train to a stop, Minato got out of the train and looked at the conviently placed clock, which seemed to have the fasted moving minute hand in the history of the blood. The second the clock struck midnight, all the lights went out and everything glowed an eerie neon green color. To add on to the image blood and glowing coffins were everywhere. To Minato, the blood on the streets was nothing new but the radioactive coffins was something new.

"Holy shit, I better call Julius Belmont so he can kill all these vampires. Or I can just keep walking and staring at my "Welcome to Iwatodi, You're Going to Gekkoukan High School" pamphlet." Said Minato. "Yeah I'll go with the second. All the vampires probably lost all their powers… and their hair from the radiation anyway." He continued.

After walking two and half miles, he made it to his dorm. It was ugly, most run down shack that he had ever laid eyes on. This year's gonna suck, I can feel it. He thought walking in.

"Hello there. I've been waiting for you." Said a mysterious boy with a prison uniform on.

"Great, I'm stuck dorming with convicts again. That's why I left my old school you know." Said Minato.

"Um…Okay? Anyway…" said the boy directing his hand toward the front desk, making a small red booklet appear. With another flick of the hand the red booklet opened revealing the word "contract" on it. "Please sign this contract; all it says is that you will accept responsibility for actions, the usual stuff."

Minato quickly read the contract and it said, "With this I sell my body and soul to unknown and possibly hostile men."

"Oh wait wrong contract." said the boy quickly taking the one Minato was reading and replaced it with one that said "I chooseth this fate my own free will."

"Okay so it's just that usual dorm junk saying I won't break the furniture?" said Minato. "Sure I'll sign." Quickly he scrawled his disgusting signature on the paper.

"Good. You can't plug your eyes…I mean plug your ears and cover your eyes since time delivers us all to the same end." Said the now getting really creepy boy as he picked up the contract and then vanished into the dark abyss that apparently covered the dorm right now.

He was about to go call someone when a psycho girl jumped out of the same abyss that the boy had just vanished into. Apparently everyone crawls out of the woodwork when its neon green out side. thought Minato staring at the girl who jumped out.

"Who's there?!" shouted the girl poorly hiding herself. Minato was about to say that he was moving in but then she pulled a gun off the side of her leg. She was in the middle of raising it when another freak crawled out of the woodwork.

"Takeba stop." said a red haired Mother Teresa wannabe. Just then like her words were the magic words, the power came back on. Right after the brown haired chick with her put away the gun she just pulled.

"Who's he?" questioned the brown haired chick.

"New kid. More like a lost lamb who was misplaced in the dorm placement system." said the Mother Teresa wannabe. "You're Minato Arisato, right? I'm Mitsuru Kirijo. This here is Yukari Takeba, she's going to junior this year like you." Said Mitsuru.

"Hey." Said Yukari.

"Hey why were you packing heat anyway?" asked Minato, kind of worry that he was rooming with a potential murderer.

"Well um…it's not really a gun?" said Yukari trying to sound convincing but failing miserably.

"It's for protection, my child. You know how it is these days. Besides its not real." Explained Mitsuru, lying through her teeth. "You must be tired. Yukari bring him to his room."

"Okay." said Yukari. Yukari led him to a room all the way at the end of the second floor.

"Yeah don't lose your key or you'll be on the shit list forever." Explained Yukari, "Any questions?"

"Yeah where's that kid who did the magic trick at the door?" asked Minato.

"What are you talking about?" asked Yukari in a really strange voice. Oh no I think he's totally psycho thought Yukari.

"Never mind…" said Minato slowly. "Goodnight."

"Yeah, goodnight." Said Yukari walking off.

When Minato went into his room, the floor was covered with tons of Sparkie wrappers and Pidgin chocolate wrappers, which all looked to be about at least two or three years old.

"Eww…" said Minato as he walked in. After about an hour of cleaning up he finally hoped into bed. About twenty minutes later he heard something stomping up the stairs. Minato was almost sure that the vibrations he was feelings from the stomping could be measured on the Richter Scale. Minato decided to see what disgustingly fat person lived on his floor. When he looked out he saw a guy who was no more than like 120 lbs. tops. Deciding that he was probably feeling things from exhaustion. Lying down in his bed again, he thought, Yeah this is gonna be a shitty year.

TBC

A/N:

O'Brian's is the equivalent of McDonald's

Poker's Pizza Parlor is the equivalent of Dominos

Lasagna Hut is the equivalent of Pizza/Pasta Hut

Sparkies is the equivalent of Twinkies

Pidgin Chocolate is the equivalent of Dove Chocolate

There will be a longer chapter next time.