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a/n: I'm marking this as complete but I will probably add other short stories about the twins waking up in the morning!:)

wARNINGS!: Twincest. (somewhat mild)

"Kao, wake up!"

Hikaru was in the midst of poking his twin, trying to get the other's lazy butt out of bed.

Kaoru just grumbled and twisted away from his twin, turning over on his stomach and burying his head in the pillows.

"Come on, we're gonna be late!" Hikaru said as he crawled over to where his twin now lay on the bed.

"I don't care! Let me sleep!"

"NO! You have to get up! Now!" Hikaru was shaking his brother now.

"I don't wanna!" Kaoru grumbled almost inaudibly. In his groggy state of mind, he could barely form a complete sentence which caused him to use words like wanna that weren't in his regular vocabulary.

"Don't make me go to school alone Kao! And if you don't get up, mom will be mad," Hikaru was saying now sitting on the slightly younger twin.

"I can't get up," Kaoru said, starting to wake up a little.

"Why? Are you sick or something?"

Kaoru would usually have pointed out that he couldn't get up do to the fact he was being sat on but his mind wasn't quite awake yet. His brain was fogged by just the right amount of sleepiness for him to come up with the excuse he was about to give.

"No. I'm pregnant!" he informed, attempting to push his brother off of him and failing.

"Kaoru, I feel compelled to inform you that that was one of the stupidest things you've said. Ever," Hikaru said rolling his eyes.

"I'm serious!"

"Yeah…okay…" Hikaru said getting off of his pregnant brother.

"Seriously! I haven't had my period, I feel nauseous, I had a really weird dream last night where I was making out with my brother, I really need to pee and everything my boyfriend is doing is annoying the crap out of me!"

"Kao, if you were pregnant, it's too early for you to be experiencing many of those symptoms," Hikaru told his brother. "Not to mention that guys can't get pregnant and that we don't get periods."

"Humph," grumbled Kaoru. "That's what you think."

"That is what I think. Besides, I have all the same symptoms as you: no period, you are making me nauseous, I dreamt I made out with my twin, I need to pee and my boyfriend is seriously annoying me right now!" he told him, counting off the other's previous excuses on his fingers.

Kaoru was awake now and was enjoying Hikaru's small temper tantrum. He decided he wasn't quite done being difficult yet.

"Oh shit! Hikaru! WE got each other pregnant!" he exclaimed sitting up in bed. "How are we going to tell mom and dad!"

Suddenly he found himself on the floor.

"Kaoru, stop being stupid. I'm going to go take a shower," Hikaru told him having just pushed his twin off the bed.

"Sounds like a good idea. Maybe I'll join you," Kaoru said getting up and rubbing his sore backside.

"Maybe you better not, I might get you pregnant," Hikaru told him from the doorway of the bathroom.

"And maybe that's a chance I'm willing to take," Kaoru said smiling and following his twin.

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