A/N: Hey there! This is a little oneshot that I just had to do. I've been obsessed with Kingdom Hearts FanFiction lately, and (though I'm a sucker for it) I always seem to stumble across the stories where EVERYONE is gay. (not that there is anything wrong with it, I hearts it SO much) And I was thinking "Hey I should make a oneshot surrounding that" and I did. This is not to offend anyone, it's for everyone to love! :D Everyone say "Yay!" for my first Kingdom Hearts FanFiction!
It's rated for language. And hints of sexual things. XD haha.
Pairings: RiSo, AkuRoku, Cleon, Zemyx, and hints of RenoTifa cause I thought it was funny. :D Focuses mainly on Cleon though.
Disclaimer: I disclaim Kingdom Hearts, and the idea of them all with boyfriends. I claim the nonexistent parents and Cloud's apartment in Hollow Bastion. Oh and the nifty fence! XD
Runs in the Family
The back yard of the Strife house was large and green, with the softest grass anyone had ever felt. A seven foot tall wooden fence surrounded the area, keeping things private for the family of six. The mother, father, the oldest brother: Cloud, the middle brother: Demyx, and the youngest twins: Sora and Roxas. With their parents out for the weekend, and the oldest brother visiting from his apartment in Hollow Bastion, the children found themselves watching the clouds, laying on the soft grass, talking about anything and everything.
Sora, lying with his feet meeting his twin's feet as if they were mirrored, yawned, saying, "So Cloud, has Leon confessed his love yet?"
Demyx snickered, "Leon? He's so emotionally stunted that someone would have to be fucking him to admit he even liked them."
"Oh and Zexion's is bursting with emotion," Roxas laughed, picking at the grass near his arm.
"At least he made a move instead of watching me like a hungry wolf for five years." Demyx crossed his arms over his chest, turning his head to glare at Roxas.
"Yeah, Rox, it only took Zexion a full two years." Sora snickered.
"We can't all be like you and Riku and realize we loved our best friend at the age of five, Sora," Cloud said blandly.
"At least me and Riku took some time to get into things instead of jumping into a serious relationship within two days of knowing each other like Axel and Roxas," Sora said indignantly.
"Hey, don't bring me into this!" Roxas cried, kicking his leg to jar Sora's.
"Ow, my knee!" Sora exclaimed. Roxas stuck out his tongue. Sora flipped him off. "But really Cloud, if you guys don't start releasing some of that sexual tension soon, we won't let you two over anymore."
"I don't know what you're talking about Sora, Leon sees me as just… I don't know, but it is not romantically," Cloud told them with a tired sigh.
"De-ni-al!" Demyx said in a singsong voice. The twins chuckled.
"Leon's a cold asshole, who doesn't see me like that," Cloud told them.
"Dude, every time you wear a tight t-shirt the guy foams at the fucking mouth." Roxas looked at Cloud with disbelieving eyes.
Sora laughed loudly, "Yeah, like that one time when you were mowing the yard with your shirt off! He was looking at you like you were stripping on a pole or something."
"Ugh! Bad images!" Demyx cried, covering his ears and closing his eyes tightly. Both of the twins laughed at him.
"Dad would commit suicide if another one of us brought home a man," Cloud tiredly stated, "And Mom really liked Tifa."
"Tifa? I thought she was screwing Reno," Demyx said in confusion.
"She was… is… whatever. They're on and off every other day from what Axel told me," Roxas put in.
"Who cares about Tifa and who she's with!" Sora waved a hand, "Cloud, Mom and Dad wouldn't give a shit, the rest of us are gay; it runs in the family, why can't you be too. It won't be that much of a surprise."
Demyx laughed while Roxas frowned, "I'm bi."
"Roxas, I haven't seen you check out a girl in years," Sora told him.
Demyx cheerfully put in, "Doesn't make a difference when you're fucking a man, Rox."
"Roxas isn't fucking anyone, he's getting fucked," Cloud commented.
"Hey! What the hell did I do?" Roxas exclaimed, face tinting pink.
"'I'm bi!'" Cloud said in a falsetto voice.
Sora snickered, "Well, you are the youngest, Roxas."
Roxas gave an outraged cry, "By three minutes!"
"Same difference," Sora reasoned, "But back to what we were talking about. Cloud, just jump Leon if you're so scared. He'll respond, trust me."
"Sora, you should just drop it, me and Leon aren't going anywhere," Cloud said tiredly, "And why are you so interested in my love life anyway?"
"No one else is going to do anything," Sora told him, "Demyx is an idiot," Demyx made an indignant sound, "and Roxas doesn't even have a slightly normal relationship." Roxas scoffed, "Plus, Cloud, I hate to get sentimental—"
"Then why are you?" Roxas muttered quietly.
Sora shot him a glare, "But we want to see you happy."
"And hey, just imagine bending Leon's hot body over! If Zexion wasn't the hottest thing on this earth, I'd go for him," Demyx chirped. Cloud shivered on the grass.
"Shut up Demyx! You're turning Cloud on!" Roxas yelled at the middle brother.
"Oh ew!" Both Demyx and Sora yelled at the same time.
Cloud put a hand to his forehead, "All my brothers are idiots."
"Runs in the family," Roxas retorted.
"Just like being gay!" Sora happily stated.
The others groaned. It was just another day in the Strife house.
Hope you enjoy! I had fun writing it, hope you have fun reading it!
andhearts!