I no own Naruto.

Dear bitch,

I'm going to tell you how this is going to happen. You are going to break up with Gaara and I will spare you from complete and utter humiliation. Gaara loves me more than you anyway so you might as well give up now before you really get hurt.

If you don't heed my warning, be prepared for the worst.

Deidara

Naruto stared at the note in shock. He had locked himself in the bathroom in the middle of the night to read it.

Who did this man think he was, jumping in and trying to take control? Surely Gaara didn't love Deidara like he loved Naruto. Naruto doubted Gaara liked the other blonde at all. In fact, what kind of history do those two have...?

"Naruto?"

Naruto jumped on the toilet seat when he heard Gaara knock on the bathroom door.

"Wha-what is it?" Naruto stuttered.

Gaara stood outside the door, leaning in to hear. He kept turning the door knob quietly, hoping it would unlock at some point.

"What're you doing in there? Aren't you coming to bed?"

"Oh. Yeah. I'm sorry. I just wasn't feeling well." Naruto blushed for some reason.

"Do you want me to get you some medicine or something?" Gaara's voice remained monotone but Naruto could tell Gaara was slightly worried.

"No. I'm alright. Thanks. Go ahead to bed Gaara. I'll be right there." Naruto sat there quietly on the toilet, knowing that Gaara was still listening for any reason to break down the door.

After a few minutes Gaara finally said something. "Alright. Don't take too long in there." Naruto could hear Gaara shuffle back to the bed. He sighed and flushed the letter down the toilet.

"Bring it on you stupid bastard. I'll take you on until my last breath." Naruto breathed out and flexed. He grinned in the mirror and gave himself a thumbs-up. "Alright Naruto Uzumaki. Let's Go!" Naruto slapped hands over his mouth when he realized he had just yelled. He heard Gaara groan in bed and couldn't help but laugh a little to himself.

"Are you Sasuke Uchiha?"

The raven-haired boy lifted his onyx eyes to the face of the person bothering him at lunch.

"Who's askin'?"

The blonde boy standing above him snickered.

"Name's Deidara. Nice to meet you."

Sasuke stared before he rolled his eyes and turned back to begin watching Naruto again. The other blonde sat down beside Sasuke on the grass and smirked harder when he saw where Sasuke was looking.

"I noticed you watch that blonde kid a lot. Naruto, right?"

Sasuke glanced at Deidara before he moved over on the grass and went back to watching Naruto.

"You like him don't you?"

Sasuke said nothing.

"Look, Uchiha. I think we can help each other out here."

Sasuke began pulling on the grass, ripping it out the ground.

"You see, I like Gaara but that stupid little bitc-" Deidara was cut off mid-sentence when a fist appeared meters from his face. He glanced over to see the raven-haired boy growling at him. He put his hand up in surrender. "Okay, okay. I want call your precious little lover any names. Calm down."

Sasuke stayed like that for a couple more seconds before he went back to pulling grass out of the ground. Deidara exhaled and brushed his fingers through his hair.

"Anyway, I like Gaara and you like Naruto. Breaking them up benefits both of us." Deidara smirked.

Sasuke stopped pulling on the grass and looked at Deidara. "What are you after?" Sasuke obviously found this too convenient.

Deidara just smiled and put a hand on Sasuke's shoulder. The raven-haired boy shrugged it off. "I'm after the same thing you're after Sasuke Uchiha."

Deidara stood up and brushed the grass off his uniform. "I'll see you around."

Sasuke watched the tall blonde leave. He grumbled to himself in frustration. Who was that?

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