Fun with Time and Naruto

Act 1: CyberVillage

Scene 3: Assault

Disclaimer: I don't own Naurto or Doctor Who.

"I still don't see how that stupid stick can find anything. And if it can why don't you find my team." Naruto said.

"Look they are big people who can take care of themselves. Calm down and focus on what we are doing now." the Doctor said.

For once Naruto was silent. He knew the Doctor was right, but didn't want to admit it. He decided it would be easier to just follow the strange man.

The Doctor for once in his life was scared. His thoughts were along the lines of "Did I lock the TARDIS when I left it in the forest…Wait no time to think about that must focus on not pissing off the strange ninja walking behind me…What chapter was I on in my book…Bad! Worry over strange person…Could I do what they do? This requires more thought." This was normal of the Doctor with more emphasis on the shinobi then normal.

Unfortunately, for the two deep in thought they did not notice the legion of Cybermen coming from the opposite direction of the hallway they were in.

"Halt! You are in the central control building. Surrender or be destroyed."

"Uh Doctor I think it's time to run."

"I agree."

And with that both started running in the opposite direction of the Cybermen. The Cybermen start to chase them. As they were running more Cybermen appeared in front of them, so the started to run down a side hall.

"Is the only thing you ever do is run from monsters?" Naruto shouted at the Doctor.

"You know I never thought about it before…but yes that is something I seem to spend a lot of time doing." the Doctor said in an even tone.

As they ran they noticed a door coming up so they both went into the room to hide from the Cybermen. As they were catching their breaths they heard a metallic sound behind them…

"Welcome Doctor and companion to the Doctor to what do we owe this honor?" said the voice.

They turned around to see a lone Cyberman sitting on a large throne like chair who the Doctor recognized as Cybercontroller. The three of them just stared at each other till Naruto broke the silence.

"So who's the freak another friend of yours?" Naruto said to the Doctor.

"What!? How could you possible consider that?" the Doctor shouted.

"Well you seem like such a sociable person, I mean look at al these people trying to kill you." Naruto replied sarcastically.

"Well I…" the Doctor started to say before Cybercontroller interrupted him.

"Cease this conversation. You will be upgraded, but first you will be examined for any abilities that could help upgrade the Cybermen." Cybercontroller said in an even tone.

"Kakashi-sempai we need to find a safe way to get all the civilians out. If we can't then it could get very messy when they get caught in the crossfire that is almost guaranteed to happen." Yamoto said in a worried tone.

"Sigh…your right Yamoto. Sai do you have any ideas?" Kakashi asked the silent member of the team.

"Yamoto and I could escort them out of here while you and Sakura could cause a diversion." Sai replied in dull monotone.

Just then Sakura walked up to them and said "Distractions were always Naruto's thing, not mine."

"Well Sakura it makes sense that we cause the distraction since we can cause more damage to these metal things compared to Sai and Yamoto." Kakashi stated in his normal lazy way.

"What about the civilians, they can't just march out of this place and walk over the water like us." Sakura said.

"I could make a bridge out of wood for the civilians to cross while Sai creates several ink beasts to protect the civilians." Yamoto replied.

"After that come back into the compound and set up as many explosive notes as you can. Let's destroy this place using Naruto's summons oil in conjunction with the explosive tags." Kakashi said.

With everything settled they decided to create a jailbreak. Luckily Naruto was already serving as a distraction so it was a simple process of Sakura destroying the metal bars like they were toothpicks. Kakashi and Sakura then went to the other side of the compound while Yamoto and Sai escorted the civilians to safety. Sakura and Kakashi then went on to cause as much damage as possible to keep the Cybermen distracted.

As the Doctor started to sweat and Naruto started to lose some of his anger a blaring siren started to go off in the control room.

A voice sounded over the entire base saying "Alert all Cybermen all captives have escaped and two have proceeded to create massive damage in sectors 7-12."

"Impossible. No human could escape our processing area." Cybercontroller said.

"How?" was all the Doctor could say.

"Ha ha ha! Sakura-chan probably punched through a wall or something!" Naruto shout and laughed at the same time.

"Brilliant! Wait…how could she punch through a solid steel wall?" the Doctor said in mixed joy and fear.

"Sakura-chan could punch through pretty much anything. When she's mad she splits the ground on a regular basis." Naruto said with hints of pride at his teammate's accomplishments.

"That is not possible. No biological creature could cause any such attack." the Cybercontroller tried to understand the information given buy the blonde ninja.

Just then a large section of the wall had a giant dent appear. Then another dent, and another, and another. Finally the entire wall was punched in revealing an enraged Sakura holding the severed head of a Cyberman and Kakashi standing a ways away with a scared look on his face.

Sakura then looked at the two people and one thing in the room and said in a sickeningly sweet voice, "Naruto, I am so glad you came to rescue us. Your great rescue attempt was very valiant and just what we needed. I can't wait to pay you back for your help."

Naruto was on the verge of screaming like a frightened little girl, the Cybercontroller was experiencing the machine equivalent of fear, and the Doctor was in slightly better shape compared to Naruto but kept mumbling "That impossible." over and over again like it was the only thing keeping him sane.

Cyber controller was the first to recover and ordered all his Cybermen to converge on his location. The Doctor was the next to recover and ran over to Kakashi to get out of the line of sight for Sakura's rage. And Naruto decide to take the wrong path of trying to explain himself to the bloodthirsty kunoichi who was walking towards him at a very even pace.

"S-S-S-Sakura-chan I w-w-wanted to help y-y-you, but t-t-t-the D-D-Doctor wanted t-t-to f-f-find the metal l-l-l-leader…don't kill me!!!" Naruto stuttered and then shouted in pure fear.

"Now Naruto, why would I ever kill you?" Sakura asked in a sweet voice. She continued to approach the cowering blond.

"Sakura we still need Naruto alive after this so he can summon a toad to help us blow this whole place up!" Kakashi yelled at Sakura while he continued to destroy Cybermen and protect the Doctor.

"Hai Kakashi-sensei!" Sakura responded just as she got next to the blond.

Just as Naruto felt safe he felt a fist crash into his head with a force that could easily split the Hokage Monument in half. Needless to say Naruto went through the metal floor until he hit the seventh basement.

"Will he be ok Kakashi?" The Doctor asked the masked man with a sense of dread for the young ninja.

"He will be fine…it's you I'm worried about Doctor" Kakashi replied.

The Doctor was about to ask why when he felt Sakura's gaze land on him. She then said something that made him more afraid then he had ever felt in his long life, "You should be glad that we must protect you so I will work out my aggression against you with the metal door stop over there." while she pointed at the Cybercontroller.

"You shall be deleted human." the Cybercontroller said in an even tone with a tinge of fear.

With that said Sakura went and attacked the Cybercontroller that all the other Cybermen stopped their attacks and seemed to quiver in fear at the shear brutality of the assault. During the assault Naruto managed to climb up from the hole Sakura left him in. When he saw what Sakura was doing he thought to himself that he got off extremely lucky.

As she finished, she had a look of satisfaction that could only belong to someone that had just finished doing something that they really enjoyed doing.

"Team move out and retreat to the walls!" Kakashi called out as he picked up the Doctor and stated to run to the walls. Naruto quickly followed with Sakura bringing up the rear.

When they reached the walls they saw Sai and Yamoto waiting for them.

"What took you four so long?" Yamoto asked.

"Later Yamoto. Naruto we need you to summon Gamabunta and have him spit out oil. Hurry." Kakashi said to the blond.

"Got it sensei. Kuchiyose no Jutsu!" Naruto yelled and a large plume of smoke appeared.

"What do you mean summon Gamabunta? What's a Gamabunta and how can he…" the Doctor started to say but was cut off when he saw a gigantic toad appear out of the plume of smoke.

"So gaki what do you need?" Gamabunta asked Naruto.

"Could you spit oil out over that entire metal complex thing over there?" Naruto asked.

"Sure. Give me a second to make enough oil." Gamabunta said.

"How can a toad A) get that big, B) talk in a human language, and 3 I mean C) spit oil?" the Doctor asked.

"All of those questions are easy to answer, that is a toad summon. All summons that are strong enough can speak in our language and many have special abilities." Yamoto answered the Doctors questions.

After he was answered Gamabunta spit out a massive amount of oil onto the entire complex.

"Thanks Chief!" Naruto exclaimed.

"Your welcome gaki, well I'll see you around." and with that Gamabunta dismissed himself.

"So now what Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto asked in an excited tone.

"Now we set off the explosives." Kakashi replied.

"What explosives?" The Doctor asked.

As soon as he said that the entire complex went up in a massive fireball. The next words out of the Doctors mouth was "That's just cheating!".

Team Kakashi escorted the Doctor back to the TARDIS and were shocked to see a bluish purple box standing in the middle of a field.

"Thanks for the help. You know how 'bout I take you all on a journey in the TARDIS with me to repay this dept?" the Doctor asked.

"Sorry, we need to go back to Konoha to file in our mission reports." Kakashi said.

"Well that's to bad considering this here box can travel in space and time, so we could be back in seconds…like we never even left." the Doctor answered in a pleased tone.

"Please Kakashi-sensei we could use a vacation." Sakura said.

"Yah, who knows sensei they may have brand new porn books you could find and read." Naruto said.

"Well both are valid points, and if you can return us to this time…huh, I don't suppose why not." Kakashi said mainly thinking about what our blond friend said.

"Well then allons-y" the Doctor said.