Chapter One

Encounter At The Mall

Disclaimer: I Do Not Own Naruto Or Any of The Characters…But If I did, That would be so totally baller! :D

With the girls that we all know and love :D

"Oh my god! Sakura if you don't get this I'm buying it for myself!" squeeled and over-excited Ino.

"Ino you've been saying that about every single outfit you've seen. I'm sure if you had the chance you'd actually buy the whole entire mall!" Sakura said looking at her best friend. For the past two hours now, four girls had been walking around the mall in Konoha, Japan looking at all of the Japanese fashions.

"I think Sakura-Chan is right. We should manage our money better." TenTen agreed

Hinata looked down at the floor, afraid to speak up. She mustered all the courage she could before speaking. "B-besides we o-only have a limited amount of m-money. It's pr-probably better t-to save it."

Sakura looked at her shy best friend and smiled at her for reassurance. Hinata wasn't really the talkative type so she knew that just those two sentences meant a lot for Hinata. "See Ino! Even Hinata agrees with us!"

"Ugh. You guys are no fun! We barely even scratched the surface!" Ino pouted.

"Are you serious?" TenTen began "; we've been around this mall at least 10 times already! Look at yourself, Ino! You're carrying 11 shopping bags!"

"Well, you know what they say…when opportunity comes a-knockin' answer the door!" Ino reassured

Sakura gave Ino a WTH look before speaking. "And who says that?!"

"Me silly!" -innocent smile- (sigh) "Sometimes I seriously think there's something wrong with you guys."

"I could say the same thing." TenTen muttered under her breathe but Ino still heard her.

Sakura felt the tension between Ino and TenTen grow so she decided to act fast before a catfight erupted. I mean, the shoppaholic fighting the tomboy? That can't possibly turn out well. "C'mon guys let's go get some pizza I'm starving!"

"Okay that sounds good."

"Ewww pizza is fattening but okay."

"F-fine with m-me."

(A/N If you don't know who said the three sentences above the order goes TenTen, Ino, and then Hinata. I tried to make it obvious so sorry if it's not)

The girls headed towards the food court, Ino struggling trying to carry the 11 bags. The rest of the girls only had one or two bags and weren't having much trouble.

"See Ino! I told you that buying everything you see wasn't the smartest idea." Sakura said shaking a finger in Ino's face. Ino of course couldn't slap the finger away because she was a little preoccupied with the bags at the moment.

"Get that finger out of my face before I bite it off!" Ino threatened.

"Figures," Sakura started. "A pig like you would love to bite me you know…since you're such a pig.

"At least I don't have a humongous billboard forehead like you!" Ino shot back.

"Pig!"

"Forehead!"

"Guys, stop arguing! You're drawing attention to us!" TenTen said sternly. She always felt like she was the mom and the peacemaker of the whole entire group.

Sakura sighed. "Fine."

"Fine." Ino repeated.

"Thank you!" TenTen murmured.

"God Tennie you're such a killjoy! No wonder you don't have a boyfriend!" Ino said. TenTen just kicked Ino under the table causing Ino to yelp in pain.

"Last time I checked you don't have one either, and besides I don't even want one. Who wants to date someone who's probably just gonna break your heart anyway?"

"Y-you know TenTen n-not all guys are as h-horrible as you m-make them out t-to be." Hinata said while breaking apart her chopsticks.

"She's right Tennie! Look, if I give you three good reasons on why having a boyfriend is so important, will you at least try to find one?!" Ino asked trying to convince TenTen.

"Ha, knowing you the reasons will probably be 1) they're hot 2) they're very hot and 3) they're so hot they make you wanna go jump head-first into a pool…" TenTen said knowingly.

Ino sweat-dropped. How does she know these things?!

As Ino and TenTen continued to bicker and Hinata tried to eat in peace, Sakura was lost in her own little world.

'I can't believe Ino is talking about boyfriends at a time like this. Did she already forget what happened to me?!' Sakura thought.

'Don't worry I'm sure she's just trying to get you back in the dating game! I mean you can't quit dating forever!' Her Inner said trying to comfort…herself…I guess.

Maybe I will…I just- I just can't go through that pain again it was too much and the best way to avoid a problem is to never go near it…right?

'EEHH WRONG! The best to get over a fear is to conquer it! Besides, you can't keep me away from all of these hot guys!

'Are you sure you're not Ino's inner?'

'Well right now I wish I was because she's making more sense than you right now!'

Gee…how comforting' Sakura thought sarcastically

Well at least I'm not selfish like you!'

'You are me! So you're calling yourself selfish you know!'

'Well it's not my fault that I'm stuck in your body!'

'Hmmm…sounds like a personal problem to me.'

'Hmph, whatever. I'm taking a vacation.

'Good and when you leave do me a favor…don't come back.'

With the Boys That We all know...And Hate…jk :)

"Why are we at the mall?! This is where troublesome women go." A boy with a pineapple hairdo asked.

"We're here because we're casing the place. For this mission, we have to make sure we know every inch of Konoha or else everything we worked hard for will be useless." A guy with pearl colored eyes and abnormally long hair responded.

"WELL WE CAN'T CASE ANYTHING ON AN EMPTY STOMACHE! WHO'S UP FOR RAMEN!?" A boy with blonde spiky hair yelled. The blonde tried to run to the ramen stand only to be pulled back by the collar of his White and Black shirt.

"Shut up dobe, you're going to blow our cover." Said a bored looking guy with onyx eyes and hair formed like a chickens butt.

"Let go of me teme! And what cover are you talking about?! We don't even have covers yet!" The blonde yelled in the boy's ear. The Man with onyx eyes whacked the blonde on top of the head.

"Stop it Uchiha!" The guy with pearl eyes hissed. "He does have a point. We need to come up with new names, new stories, new identities, new everything! From now on my name is no longer Neji Hyuuga, it's…Luis Agu."

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"Whatever. That's kind of a gay name but then again you are kind of a gay person. I mean, look at your hair. There is no excuse for it to be that long!" The blonde said squinting his eyes as if he were trying to find something on Neji that wasn't girlish. Naruto yet again received a hit on the head.

"OWWWWWWWW!! Haven't you guys ever heard that violence is NOT the answer?!" Naruto asked while rubbing his head,

"Yeah we've heard of it, but talking is so troublesome. Hitting is so much easier and it's more fun." The guy with pineapple hair said.

Neji sighed getting annoyed with the guys. "Just pick new names, already! We don't have a lot of time!"

"OK INSTEAD OF NARUTO MY NAME WILL BE KEKE BELIEVE IT!" The obnoxious blonde exclaimed. He smiled like he had just found the cure for cancer or something.

The other three just looked at him with a WTH look on their face.

"Fine. My name will be Hulio instead of Shikamaru." Said the guy with the pineapple-like hair.

Silence.

"Hulio!? AHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAH!WTH! DUDE YOU ARE TAKING WAAAY TO MANY SPANISH CLASSES!" Once again, Naruto got bonked on the head. Will he ever learn?! I think not. The guys all turned to the last remaining dude, which was the onyx eyed man.

"Hn. I don't want to change my name. Besides we're still gonna look the same so what are new names gonna do?" said the man who looked bored out of his mind.

"Sasuke, just go with it. It's not that hard." Replied...ahem...Luis..

"(sigh) you pick a name for me. I don't feel like picking one right now." Sasuke said.

"ALRIGHT! LET'S CALL YOU TEME!" Naruto (Keke) yelled

"And let's call you retarded as Heck(AN I don't cuss so use ur imagination XD)." Sasuke shot back giving him a death glare.

"Sasuke, why do you always have to make things troublesome?" Shikamaru asked. "Let's just call you…Sai.

"Why the heck would I want to be called Sai?" Sasuke asked.

"Cause you look like one." Shikamaru said shrugging his shoulders like it was so obvious.

"Hn. Whatever I'll be glad when this whole thing is over" Said Sasuke (Sai) as he started to walk towards the food court. The guys followed him to the place he was going. They didn't know it yet, but this is where the start of a very...mmm..how should I put this... interesting life began.

With the most awesomest girls! …is awesomest even a word 0.o

"Hey S-sakura are y-you okay?" Hinata asked, her pearl eyes filled with worry."

No answer

"Yo, Sakura, answer us!" Ino demanded while snapping her fingers in front of Sakura's face hoping to startle her back to her senses. Again, no answer. Ino sighed. "There's only one person who knows how to wake up someone from a daydream." Ino said putting one finger up. Both her and Hinata looked over at TenTen who rolled her eyes in frustration. Again TenTen had to be 'Super Mom'.

TenTen got out of her seat, walked over to Sakura's seat and stood in front of her. She put both of her hands on Sakura's shoulders. Then, very forcefully, she began to shake Sakura.

"WAKE UP YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING PINK FLUFF-BALL!" TenTen yelled. Saying those things and shaking her would definitely bring Sakura back.

"WHO THE HECK ARE YOU CALLING A GOOD FOR NOTHING PINK FLUFF-BALL YOU BUN-HEAD!!" Sakura yelled at TenTen, coming out of her trance. TenTen just shrugged off the insults.

"Welcome back to earth Forehead-girl. We missed you" said Ino not even looking at Sakura.

"Oh shut it, Ino Pig. What are you looking at anyway?" Sakura asked following Ino's gaze as did Hinata and TenTen.

"The hotties that are waiting in line for ramen." Ino said simply pointing her index finger toward the Ramen stand. She giggled. "And look, there's even one for all of us! How baller is that?!"

"Baller?!" The other 3 girls asked in unison.

"Yeah it's my new word." Ino said while standing up.

"Wait, where are you going?" Sakura asked.

Ino smirked evilly. "To go get us some dates."

TenTen almost choked on the grape soda she was drinking. The word 'date' just made her shiver. TenTen wasn't the kind of person to get involved in a relationship.

Sakura just stared at Ino with an I-don't-know-if-you-remember-but-I-just-got-out-of-a-bad-relationship-and-I'm-not-ready-to-date look. All of a sudden, a big 'THUD' sounded on the floor. Yup...you guessed it...Hinata had fainted. Let's just say that when it comes to 'dating' 3 out of four girls don't really know what in the world they're doing. Ino took this chance to run to the ramen stand before the girls could recover and Pen Ino down.

'I know that Sakura had a really bad break-up, but I'm sure she'll thank me for this one day'. Ino thought to herself as she slowed to a walk. When she was sure that the girls couldn't catch up, she pulled up to the boys and stood by them.

"Ohayo, I'm Yamanaka, Ino!" she smiled her biggest smile but she inwardly sighed when she saw that the boys looked at her like she was crazy…well most of the boys anyway.

"HEY THERE! MY NAME IS NARU- OW!" Naruto (Keke) yelled hopping up and down holding his foot. Neji had slammed his foot down on top of Naruto's right when the blonde was about to say his real name. Of course someone as dense as Naruto would forget that he was undercover.

"Ano…nice to meet you Naruow…" Ino said unsure of what to say.

Naruto rubbed the back of his head and smiled like an idiot. "eheheheheh my name is actually Keke and my last name is Naruow." Naruto said nervously trying to save his cover.

Yeah, Keke Naruow…that's a real nice name!' Naruto thought sarcastically to himself.

Ino looked over her shoulder. TenTen, Ino, and Sakura were running towards her. She had to make this fast.

"Okay look you guys! My friends and I are looking for someone to hang out with. That's them running towards me getting ready to rip my head off." Ino said rather fast and pointing her thumb over her shoulder to signal where they were. She didn't even let them look at the girls before she grabbed a random boys hand and started to write numbers on it. The boy looked at her with a confused expression on his face. But he didn't snap his hand back because, well, he was too lazy to do that. Yes, Ino was writing on the infamous Hulio that we all know and love.

"Here's my number in case you want to make any plans." She said as she finished writing her number down. She looked over her shoulder once more. They were getting closer. "Well, I gotta go tootles!" Ino said before waving and running off to Kami knows where. The damage had been done, and oh how Ino would regret it….at least for now.

Authors Box Yay! :D

Oh Mi Gosh! I know that chapter just had to suck. But I'm not very good with beginnings so don't kill me. I'll be updating the next chapter soon But not tonight, most likely tomorrow, because it's already 10:07 here. :0. plus I got to get back on schedule for stupid school D-:. This Is my first fanfic so I'm so sorry if it's bad, and don't worry this will be mostly SasuSaku and I will put them more in the story. They gotta warm up a little first 10 people say that I should discontinue the story I will D:. Please give me any of your suggestions and I will try my best to use them D if I do use them, I will acknowledge you in the next chapter :D Constructive Critiscm is okay with me but NO flames please :D

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