A.N: I'm an idiot for starting this, I know. I plan on it being moderately short, as it follows the musical, and I already have the next couple of chapters written. So with any luck, I won't be too bogged down with it and we can have a nice clean story up and completed before I get too into uni. I already feel bad about not being able to update the others as much lol. I'm not entirely sure how this one came about actually. I guess I wanted an excuse to get into Fiyero's head. I just love the guy. I even named my guitar after him. So yeah. This is the result of that. I'm struggling for a title, so please be aware it may change if I find a better one. So after all that boring stuff has finished, let's get to the good stuff shall we?

Disclaimer: I own no aspect of Wicked, either the novel or the musical. I'm just a crazy fangirl. I apologise for your loss of opportunity to sue me.

Wicked

Charmingly Yours

Chapter One

Elphaba,

I wanted to apologise for running you over this morning! Well. Of course, it wasn't my fault. It was the driver's fault. So really it should be him apologising. You should feel special that I spent precious time writing to you to apologise for something I didn't do! I'm just a nice guy like that.

I hear your sister is quite the looker. I'm sure you're green with envy, ha! You should be grateful Galinda got that Biq fellow to take her to the dance tonight. You can have a whole evening to yourself doing whatever it is you soulless girls like to do. You have me to thank for that you know. If I didn't ask Galinda to be my date tonight this never would have happened.

Don't worry. You are most welcome.

Try not to spend all of tonight studying, won't you? Really, life's so much more painless when you're brainless, didn't you know that? See you in class tomorrow,

Charmingly yours,

Fiyero

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Fiyero,

I'm replying to your most arrogant and egotistical note against my better judgement. I am wasting my precious time like this when I could be starting Dr. Dillamond's homework assignment. I expect you don't have the slightest clue what it's about, or the motivation to even think about it, or the skill for that matter.

I grudgingly accept your rather self-centred apology, although I feel I must disagree. It is just as much your fault as your driver's. Really, you were lounging all over that thing as if you owned the whole of the Emerald City! Your princely past has no influence on me I'm afraid, your Highness.

I take the opportunity now to firmly suggest you leave my sister well alone. She won't be taken in by your charms as easily as miss Galinda, she's too well protected. Our father loves Nessarose so very much and if anything should happen to her, including being taken advantage of by some vain and selfish boy, it will be me who is punished for it. So please leave her alone, I can't bear to see her hurt.

I shall not thank you for asking Galinda out tonight, although I am grateful I have the evening to myself. I shan't feed your ego in such a way. I will spend tonight however I wish, and it certainly won't be at your silly little dance I can assure you. Please do not try your charms on me, I have such unadulterated loathing for you.

Disapprovingly yours,

Elphaba

A.N: Spot the lyrics! I had so much fun working those in lol. And in between the next update, I would be immensely grateful if you dropped a review in my inbox. They keep me going. Like, a lot. Because I love my fans. Like, a lot a lot.