Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

"This book was never there before." A towel-clad Hinata sat on her bed, examining the cover of the novel. "Icha Icha Konoha? Where have I heard such a name before?" She recalled seeing the other jounins reading similar books. They never told her what it was about, giving her strange, cryptic answers.

Anko's answer was strange, yet blunt. "To put it mildly, tips and tricks."

Genma had a wide grin on his face. "It's the best invention ever created. Don't tell Shizune."

And Kurenai seemed particularly embarrassed upon questioning. "Let's just say it's everything you would want to do with Naruto."

Though it was all very confusing answers, it was Kurenai's answer she was most interested in. She had dreamt endlessly about her favorite genin and the kinds of things they would do together. Well, it was more accurate to say could do since they were not together. They were barely qualified to be considered acquaintances. There was the possibility of increasing her chances of getting his attention if she ever learned not to faint around him.

After changing into her white long-sleeved pajamas, she skimmed through a few pages, surprised that it was actually a series of short stories. She was about to put the book down when, for a moment, she noticed Naruto's name as well as her own. Surprised, she turned back to the page she skipped, learning that it was actually Hakuto and Rinata, not her beloved and herself. Half of her was relieved, the other half disappointed. She began reading, adding a bit of entertainment for herself by picturing the characters as her and Naruto. After all, Kurenai did say it involved things she wanted to do with Naruto. It couldn't be that bad, right?

It was a peaceful night for the young and voluptuous Rinata who often spent her nights sitting on the park swings, enjoying the rush of air flowing through her fine blue hair. Here she would fantasize about her beloved and heroic Hakuto. For years she had longed to be held into his firm, yet gentle caress. "Oh Hakuto…" She murmured blissfully.

"Rinata?"

Rinata flinched in surprise, the action causing her to fall back. However, the painful thud on the dirt never came. Opening her eyes, she found herself staring back into the beautiful blue that was Hakuto's eyes, who caught her in mid-fall.

"You should be more careful. Can't have you falling for me now, can we?" Hakuto joked, helping her up with a brilliant smile on his face.

Rinata felt her breath caught in her throat. "Um, y-yeah..." She laughed nervously, finding irony in his joke. A dark blush ran across her cheeks when she noticed he had yet to release his embrace, his eyes piercing intensely into hers. "Hakuto?"

"Rinata…" His eyes glimmered lustfully at her, his arms tightening around her. "I know this is sudden, but…I need you…"

"Yes Hakuto, anything for you my love." Their emotions rising to a peak, the two closed the distance with a passionate kiss as they began to discard each other's clothing. Hakuto lifted her by the waist as he rested her on the swing and began to—

-"Oh Hakuto! Right there! Yes! Yes!" She panted heavily as he—

-"You feel amazing!"Hakuto groaned as he thrust his—

-"Please, a little more! Don't stop"—

-"Rinata…! Rinata!"—

"Hinata!"

The shock broke Hinata out of her intense reading, jumping back to the other side of the bed. She felt her heart almost jump out of her chest. "H-H-Hanabi!"

"I've been calling you for the last few minutes." Hanabi quirked an eyebrow upon sight of the object Hinata had unconsciously clutched to her chest. "What kind of book is that?"

"N-n-nothing important! W-w-what are you doing here?"

"I saw you in a trance and got curious. There's also that." Hanabi pointed out the small line of blood leaking from her nose.

'This is bad! If Hanabi finds out what I'm reading…' She had a hard enough time getting on her father's good side. The last thing she needed was for Hanabi to relay what she was reading to him. The need to escape was urgent. "Ah, i-it's nothing important. I'm going to get some fresh air. I'll see you later!" She quickly threw on a pair of sandals and retreated with her erotic novel before Hanabi had a chance to respond to her suspicious behavior.

Hinata strode away from the estate, blushing darkly. Just thinking about the book made her feel excited, yet dirty. Picturing herself and Naruto committing such acts fueled her repressed sexual tension, something she tried pushing out of her mind whenever she could. After reading that book, that fabric of innocence she held onto was replaced with naughty images and desires. Her once pure, maiden mentality was tainted. But even if it seemed wrong, it felt so right.

By the time Hinata broke out of her fantasizing stupor, she found herself outside the ninja academy. After a quick glance for witnesses, she grinned to herself as she took a seat on one of the swings nearby, eager to continue her fantastical adventures with Naruto.

"Hinata?"

The all-too-familiar voice shocked her immensely, causing her to fall back. The book flew out of her hands, going over the brick wall behind her. She almost crashed onto the ground when she felt arms wrap around her, stopping her fall. Her heart almost halted completely upon the sight of her savior, too speechless to speak.

"You should be more careful. Can't have you falling for me now, can we?" Naruto spoke jokingly.

Normally, Hinata would have fainted on the spot. However, her energized hormones combined with the realization that the book portrayed a similar scene kept her curious and anxious enough to counter her embarrassing, yet overwhelming fainting spells. "Uh…y-y-yeah…" It came out as more of a squeak than her actual voice, providing even more embarrassment. Her heart rate doubled when she caught the serious, yet passionate look in Naruto's expression.

"Hinata…" Lifting her up, Naruto softly gripped Hinata's shoulders, staring at her intently. Hinata was frozen on the spot, not sure what to make of the moment. "I know this is sudden, but…I need you…"

That was when Hinata's world stopped, her eyes growing wide. It was moments like this she had always desired, especially after reading Icha Icha Konoha. She did not expect Naruto to approach her so boldly, but she was not going to disagree. This was her chance, and she was not going to lose this once in a lifetime moment. "Y-y-yes Naruto. Anything for you my….my…m-my lo—"

"Awesome! Let's get started right away!"

"…Huh!?" Hinata was beyond stunned, unsure of how to approach his eagerness. Did this mean they would be together? Was he already willing to go to that stage of a relationship so soon? Was this even normal? "I-I-I don't know if I'm ready…!"

"Come on, please! I really need you here! You're the best person I can ask for this!"

Her blush darkened to unhealthy levels of red, enveloping her body. "R-r-r-r-really? B-but it's so soon…I'm not prepared for this!"

"Please Hinata? I'll owe you big for this!"

Once Naruto flashed his pleading eyes at her, she could no longer disagree. After all, this was the same Naruto she had been chasing after for years. "B-but…won't someone see us?"

"Huh? Why would it matter if someone saw us?"

'Oh my…he's so bold!' She twiddled her fingers together nervously. "I-I-If it's you, then, it's o-okay. I-I won't mind. P-Please be gentle with me…" She closed her eyes in an attempt to keep composed, prepared to ascend into becoming a woman.

"Thank you so much! I've been looking everywhere for gama-chan!"

"…Eh?"

"Gama-chan, my wallet. I've been looking everywhere for it all day.

"…Oh." Disappointment clouded heavily over Hinata. A part of her was relieved that she needn't lose her innocence with so little preparation. But part of her was immensely disappointed. But seeing that she could make him happy with a small task was enough to make her smile. "Okay, let's look for Gama-chan." Activating her Byakugan, Hinata helped Naruto begin their search for the missing wallet.

Just as Neji did before her, Hinata had not realized the potency of her Byakugan after reading the novel; this lead to two major discoveries. Her first discovery was the location of Naruto's wallet: his coat pocket. Though she opened her mouth to relay her findings, her second discovery caused her words to get stuck in her throat. It was alarmingly apparent that Naruto was rich with another kind of resource, one that made her repeat a two word phrase continuously in her numbed brain. 'It's huge…!' The astounding sight that resided between Naruto's thighs was too much for Hinata's constitution, causing her to faint. But not without a smile on her face.

"…nata! Hinata! Wake up!"

"Uh…huh?" Vision returning to her, Hinata was shocked not only to find herself on the ground, but to see Naruto's worried face looming over hers. Her blush could not have grown any brighter. "What…happened?"

"I have no idea. You were mumbling something about big bulges and huge things when you fainted. What were you talking about?"

Hinata's expression changed to sheer shock and embarrassment at Naruto's words. There were two truths to that question, one of them she would take with her to the grave. "I-I-I meant your…um…wallet!" She pointed her shaky finger at the lump on Naruto's person, the one containing the wallet to be precise.

"My wallet?" His eyes followed Hinata's finger, and after a quick moment of searching, successfully pulled out the green frog wallet. His face was filled with elated relief. "I finally found gama-chan! Thanks a million, Hinata!" Leaping at the unsuspecting girl, Naruto gave her a tight hug that was almost overwhelming enough to cause a second fainting, but she was filled with too much happiness to let that happen. However, Hinata felt her thigh press against something that caused her great alarm; something that involved secondary lump.

Hinata froze on the spot. To move or not to move, that was the question. Normally, she would've either fainted or screamed in surprise. But she found that her heart rate increased drastically instead, and her arms acting on their own by wrapping tightly around Naruto. Her chest tightened along with her hands on Naruto's coat.

Even for someone as dense as Naruto, he could sense something was different. "H-Hinata?"

"Naruto…" Hinata's mind went blank, not knowing what she was going to do. Her body was wracked with anxiety, her breathing labored. She was no longer in control of her words. "For the longest time, I've always loved—"

"Did you find that damn wallet already, Naruto?"

The intruding voice broke through Hinata's trance, bringing her back to reality, one that involved her rubbing against Naruto's youth while clutching him tightly. She broke away from the boy hastily, attempting to regain her momentarily lost composure. The sight of the intruder was one that was an instant-killer to Naruto's good mood.

"What the hell are you doing here, Sasuke?"

Sasuke, who happened to be carrying bags of groceries, quirked an eyebrow at the lad. "Shopping. I like to think there's more to life than ramen shops after all."

Hinata was half relieved, half disappointed about the turn of events. Nonetheless, now was not the time for an impulsive confession. "I-I've have to go now. Glad I could help." She sprinted off before a confused Naruto could say more than a 'thank you'.

Naruto turned to glare at his rival. "I found my wallet, no thanks to you."

"Finally, i can stop listening to your insistent pestering." Annoyed at the mere sight of Naruto, Sasuke proceed to go around the school rather than walk past him, which served to infuriate Naruto even more. His life took a turn for the worse the moment he looked down and uttered the six words to seal his fate. "What is a book doing here?"