Okay so the original song is Stacy's Mom, I just changed the lyrics to what Jacob would say. I was bored lol. RxR

Nessie's mom had it goin' on
Nessie's mom had it goin' on
Nessie's mom had it goin' on
Nessie's mom had it goin' on

Nessie, can I come over to see you? (to see you)
We can hang around just after two (just after two)
Is your mom back yet from her time in bed? (time in bed)
Is she there, or is she trying to plot my death? (plot my death)

You know, I'm not the crazy dog that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see

Nessie's mom had it goin' on
She's all I wanted till you came along
Nessie, can't you see you're the right girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm once loved Nessie's mom

Nessie's mom had it goin' on
Nessie's mom had it goin' on

Nessie, do you remember when I imprinted? (imprinted)
Your mom came out and tried to rip off my head (rip off my head)
I could tell she despised me from the way she glared (the way she glared)
And the way she attacked when I said, "I can share" (I can share)

And I know that you think it's not a fantasy
But since your dad walked in, your mom just lost a guy like me

Nessie's mom had it goin' on
She's all I wanted till you came along

Nessie, can't you see you're the right girl for me
I know it might be wrong,
but I once loved Nessie's mom

Nessie's mom had it goin' on
She's all I wanted till you came along
Nessie can't you see you're the right girl for me
I know it might be wrong but oh oh
(I know it might be wrong)
I'm was in love with (Nessie's mom oh oh)
(Nessies mom oh oh)
I'm was in love with Nessie's mom