Author's Notes: This is strongly adult oriented. If you are not 18 or older, you should back out of this lemon. I do not own Naruto, Absolute Boyfriend, I dream of Mimi, nor Final Fantasy.

—oo000oo—

"...Damn it, how much longer is this going to take," Naruto groaned as the clock kept ticking.

"Naruto, maybe if you actually worked, the class wouldn't take so long," Iruka said to him.

"Pff. As if. No matter the paperwork, boring is boring."

"Oh? Is it now? Fine. Let's spice it up. Get down here and do the henge no jutsu right now!"

Naruto got up from his chair and stood in front of the class. "Are you sure, Iruka-sensei? I would hate to embarrass you."

"DO IT!"

"Fine. Ahem. Henge no Jutsu: Ninja Centerfold!" Iruka went bug eyed and got a nose bleed that shot him backwards. "Later, Iruka ero-sensei!" Naruto got to the window, threw it open and jumped out. "Time to go check for an answer!"

—oo000oo—

In many different dimensions, things follow two different lines of travel. One where science and technology rule, the other, magic and the sword. This world, in this universe, is one of the unique few where both are present. Science is there for the betterment for man while war is left solely to those who are trained to use magic or chakra as it is called here.

But, of course, some people just don't leave well enough alone.

—oo000oo—

"Go, go, go! Stop the trucks! No one leaves this building!" One of the military branches of Konoha storms a building looking for tech criminals. A man from outside raises a megaphone to his lips. "This is Net Force, this company and building site is here by place under arrest for the improper use of technology in the development of illegal weapons!"

Not fifteen minutes later, the president and vice president were in front of the chief of the Military Police. "I keep telling you, we make computers, not weapons."

"By combining chakra and science to make biological computers," the chief said. "This has been outlawed for a reason! These things are cold, calculating, and without a soul! You can't trust a machine with the kind of power they could have!" He motioned to the guards to take them to the trucks and looked at his second. "Were all the shipments rounded up?"

"Yes," the second said to him as he looked through the paperwork. "All the units are accounted for."

"I want only what we need to prosecute them kept. Destroy all the others." He raised his hand in the air and made a circle in it, calling all officers back. They walked away from the building marked Kronos Heaven. One stepped on a flier of that same company.

Special! A free computer is being given away to the person that can answer this question right! What is the beginning of the end and the end of time, space, and the universe? The first person to answer this question right will receive our most unique computer ever, hand crafted by the President and Vice President of Kronos Heaven themselves! One of a kind, no serial number, no plans, this is the only one that will ever be made! Nine hundred Giga-bytes of memory, 40 giga-bytes of ram! There is nothing this computer cannot do for you! The best part? It is completely hack-proof! It will only ever recognize one user. YOU! If you can answer the question, that is! Our representative will be out in the Konoha Park on October the Tenth at noon. Be there or miss the chance of a lifetime!

—oo000oo—

Naruto checked his e-mail. 'Come on, come on... Yes! Dear Foxcomm, I would love to meet you! Especially if you are who I think you are. ;) Meet you in the Park at eleven for lunch. Yours, Cherry-tree.'

Naruto jumped up in the air. "YAHOO! I did it! I did it! I was actually me and I got Sakura out on a date with me! ...Oh man, I'm going to be late if I don't hurry!" He ran out the library and headed to the park.

He skidded to a stop and looked around. There she was! "Hey, Sakura-chan!"

She looked at him, annoyed. "Naruto, you idiot, go away! I am waiting for someone! And no, I don't want to go out on a date with you!"

"But I'm the person you are..."

"There he is! Sasuke-kun, over here!" She ran over to him. "Hello, Foxcomm!"

"What are you talking about," he asked her, sounding very detached, like usual.

"Foxcomm, its me, Cherry-tree."

"...Oh, handles. I'm not Foxcomm, I am Avenger#1. Go bother someone else." Sasuke walked away, leaving her crushed.

Naruto came up behind her. "Sakura, I was trying to tell you, I'm Foxcomm."

She wiped away her tears. "Shut up, Naruto! Stop making fun of me! There is no way a sensitive guy like him could be a jerk like you!"

Naruto shook his head. "You told me you like boats but hate the ocean. Though your favorite tree is a Cherry tree, your favorite flower is a sunflower. Because even though it is so much bigger than what most people would think as the proper, pretty size for flowers, the sunflower doesn't care and grows as big as it wants, while still being pretty. You hate the rain but love the smell of it before and after when it does. I told you that I didn't have a family or anyone to teach me how to use a computer outside of class but I was first in the class in computer access, hacking, programming. And I am, Sakura, here." He held out the last week's report card. His other classes were behind but all the classes involving computers were marked 1/120.

Instead of this helping her feel better, it made her feel worst. "You can't even stop making fun of me on the net! You... You asshole! I wish you would just die and leave me alone!" She turned and ran away.

Naruto dropped his shoulders. He, for some reason, found computers easy but he had still worked hard when they were introduced as the latest in academy criteria to pass, adding a full two years to it. And he became the head of the class in that just so he could impress her. Hen Kiba mentioned trying to get her to get to know him first before getting her to like him. And as she would never let Naruto talk to her, he made the name Foxcomm to get close. He never said one false word to her. But it isn't enough. He went to the bench by the fountain and sat down on it, cupping his head in his hands.

"...Damn, you seem down," a guy close by said to him. Naruto looked up and saw he had one of the weirdest outfits for a civilian he had ever seen. "The name is Namikiri Gaku, man. You seem to have really hit rock bottom."

"Thanks for noticing. The name is Naruto. I was just told 'I wish you would just die' by the girl I've been in love with ever since I started the Academy."

"Oh, so you are a ninja?"

"Yeah..." Naruto picked up a flier at his feet. He read it a moment and smiled. "That is so easy. The answer is E."

"What?"

"The riddle on this paper. The answer is E."

Gaku took the paper and looked at it. "...You know, I have seen over twenty people try to answer that question only to fail. And you took one look at it and get it?"

Naruto shrugged. "Call me odd like that. I am gifted at getting through computer security. I'm told because my mind looks for both the logical and illogical way around it. Either way, I can out hack a chunin and some jonin."

"...Now that is something. How old are you?"

"I turned fifteen today."

"...Cool. Well, Naruto, congratulations, you won the computer."

"...Nani?"

"I am the representative. And this," he motioned to a box behind him, "is the PR 19-86. Product name, Bo-Pa."

Naruto looked at it then back at him. "You mean I get it? I finally get my own computer?"

"Yeah. Come on, I'll help you get this back to you home."

—oo000oo—

"Here, my card. If you ever need help with her, I am the person to call."

"Thanks, this almost helps fix my ruined day."

"Just wait, it is about to get a whole lot better. By the way, when you open it, don't panic."

Naruto closed the door, wondering why he would panic. He went back to the box, opened the factor seal, and lifted the lid. He was expecting a monitor, tower, a mouse, some assembly required maybe. He was not expecting this. Because when Gaku said 'she' he meant she. With the walls lifted away, a girl fell to the floor. She looked to be sixteen, shoulder length, chocolate brown hair, oliver skin, her half closed eyes were green. She was also a little taller than him. And, to freak him out the most, she was naked and not breathing.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" He was breathing really hard as he began to panic. "Please be okay!" He pressed his fingers to her neck and found no pulse. But she was also warm like she was still alive and her flesh was far to soft even for a person that had just died. His ninja instincts didn't know what to believe. Her pulse said dead, everything else said alive.

He casted his eyes about looking for the answer to this problem and they fell on the manual. It showed a picture of her as well as the words PR 19-86: Bo-Pa, Bio Organic Processing Android. "...Whoa, I thought that stuff was only in stories." He looked back at her and touched the skin of her face again. It was smooth but with flaws like a human had. His fingers brushed her lips and he felt the barest hint of a breath. Her hair felt like silk, it felt real, not like that cheap shit that dolls and such had. She even had those imperfections that made a person unique. She was beautiful. "...No, no, bad Naruto. You can't just kiss her... Well, maybe one small kiss won't hurt."

He picked her up and laid her on the bed. "...Definitely alive," he decided, his face red when his hand brushed her butt when he picked her up. "Just one small kiss, no feeling her up or anything." He slowly leaned forward and pressed his lips to hers. He went a little farther then he meant when he licked her lips but he swore he would go no farther. His eyes shot open as her lips opened to let him in put her arms around him and pulled him closer.

When he pulled back and off her, she sat up and smiled. "Good morning, my heart," she said in a very melodious voice.

"How did... How did... How did I turn you on?"

She tilted her head in confusion. "When you kissed me, you woke me up, love."

"What? Huh?"

"Didn't you read the manual?"

Naruto shook his head. "N-No, I just couldn't resist kissing you. You are so beautiful that..."

She smiled as he stuttered off. "Thank you, my heart."

"...What... What is with those nicknames?"

"I love you. You woke me up and gave me life." She stood up, making Naruto turn even redder as he saw her chest bounce. "I am PR 19-86: Bo-Pa. And I exist and love only you, dear boyfriend."

"...This is a lot to take in," Naruto said as he ran a hand through his hair. "So, you are a...cyborg or something like that?"

"Yes I am. Though officially, I was born today, I was first conceived four years ago as the prototype of the Bo-Pa computer models. But even though I am the first, I am far superior to the current models being produced. There is nothing a human can do that I cannot." Naruto couldn't keep his eyes from drifting down and swallowing the lump in his throat. "Including having children if you want, boyfriend."

"You mean...if we wanted, we could have sex?"

"If you want too," she said, still smiling. She walked over to him, grabbed his hand and guided it to her chest. His face looked like a tomato. "You need only say anything and I will do it for you."

His mind raced, trying to keep the blood on the head on his shoulders. "...I, I don't want a slave!" She looked sad, thinking he didn't want her. "But I will take a girlfriend." She smiled before jump on him, wrapping her arms around his neck to kiss him again. Naruto was tense for all of a second before he wrapped his arms around her. One hand went around her back to hold her shoulder. The other drifted down and he crossed his fingers before going over her right cheek and squeezing it

She took in a deep breath and held it for a moment before letting it out in a content sigh. Closing her eyes, she felt happy that he didn't want her as a slave but as his girlfriend. When finally they parted, she sighed and leaned her head against his chest. "This is so wonderful, I was actually both afraid and excited about this day. And meeting you makes me so happy."

"Huh? You feel emotions?"

"I do," she told him. "And right now, I feel like that I could die happy at meeting such a wonderful person."

"Do you have a name," he asked her.

"No," she told him, a little sad. "Just 19-86."

"Nothing? What about the people that...made you?"

"Well, I guess you could say that my father's last name was Koga. But naming me is for you to do."

"...Yuffie, Kiseragi Yuffie," Naruto told her. She squealed and pulled him tighter to her. "...Yuffie, we should get you some clothes."

"Oh, that is alright for now... I haven't been told your name yet."

"Uzumaki Naruto."

"Naruto, I need to do something first."

"Wha...Aagh!" She had pushed him on the couch.

"I need a sample of your DNA to register me to you," she said before kissing him again. Her hand traveled down his chest and into his pants.

"Hmm! No! I mean...Isn't there some other source of DNA than that?"

"Well, there is DNA also in your spit but it might not be enough."

"...Can we try that first?" His mind was running a mile a minute. Oh god! Yuffie wants to give me a, a blow job! I have to try some other way! I should save myself for Sakura! That made him remember that Sakura didn't care about whether or not he lived or died. "Having sex is very important to me, Yuffie. And the one person I had wanted to have it with doesn't want to be with me. Just a little time if possible."

Yuffie nodded. "I understand, dear heart. I will try." She kissed him again, her tongue entering his mouth. For several minutes, their tongues played with each other while she swallowed his spit. When finally they parted, Naruto asked her if that did it. She took a moment to stop swaying around and gave him a coy look. "I don't know. I'm going to have to try again." She could get used to doing things like this were the thoughts that passed through her mind as she kissed him again. Though she was telling the truth. The first run had not passed nor failed. More was needed.

"...What about that time?"

"I am afraid not, Naruto-chan. I am going to have to." Naruto sighed but nodded. She reached for his belt and undid it while pulling his pants down. His dick jumped out at her, already hard. Releasing it from his boxers as well, she rubbed it a little, gaining a moan for her efforts. "I will do my best to make this feel good for you, Naruto-chan."

Bending down, she took the head into her mouth and began to suck on it. Making Naruto buck his hips a little. Yuffie took more of his length into her mouth, wrapping her tongue around him as she did. As went back up, she made sure to suck on him harder. It wasn't long before Naruto moaned, "Yuffie, I'm gonna cum..." She stopped on his head and rubbed him the rest of the way. Naruto's body tensed before going completely limp. Taking a few deep breaths, he lifted his head back up. "Registration commencing," Yuffie told him. "Please wait... AGH!" She grabbed her head and fell to her knees.

Naruto put his arms on her shoulder's and shook her. "Yuffie! What happened!?"

"...I'm, I'm fine now. Something happened to Kronos Heaven. The mainframe has been shutdown."

"What does that mean?"

"The mainframe is never to shutdown, so that the Bo-Pa units can always connect."

"Do...you need to connect to it to live?"

"I don't know, Naruto-chan. The question has never been brought up."

Naruto was quiet for a moment. "Then we need to go see what happened... Uh, do you have any cloths?"

She blushed, "Well, yes and no."

"Yes and no? Either you do or don't."

"To be precise, I have programs that allows me to create clothing for situations. Otherwise, you have to buy me some."

"You can create clothes?"

"Given the needed material, I can."

"So you need some clothes before hand." Naruto sighed, went into his closet and took out a pair of shoes, a t-shirt, and his black and orange jumpsuit. "Will these work?"

"Yes they will," she said, all smiles. "I need you to put in the access CD, please."

"Huh? But there are no places to put a discs but..." HE turned his head away, his face turning red again.

"Oh, no not there. Well, for many anyway." His blush deepened. "Most goes in the disc drive behind my ear." She turned her head, bent her ear forward, and pulled back an unnoticeable fold of skin. "Disc port Alpha. The one behind my left ear is Bravo. And that last one... Omega."

"End?"

She nodded. "For me to reproduce, Black disc O-1 must be inserted into disc drive Omega. My creator decided to call it that because when it is inserted, he said I would no longer be seen as a computer but as a woman." She was blushing at this.

Naruto rubbed his hair again. "This is all so confusing. But I have to say, your programming is top notch. I can't even tell that this is just data telling you to act like this."

"Because it isn't," Yuffie replied. "The Prototype PR 19-86 differs from the mass produced module in that I, while having to follow your commands, have a will and mind of my own. Thus, I am truly a cyborg."

Even for Naruto and all his technical know how, this was too much. He dropped his head in frustration... Before he shot right back up. "Sorry!" His head had landed right in her cleavage.

Yuffie giggled. "I don't mind, Naruto-chan." She reached down and picked up a steel container, three inches wide, a half inch thick, and two feet long. "These are the programs. Please insert one of the Yellow disc."

He flipped it open and found the a series of inch wide disc. Twelve Yellow, eleven Red, and one Black at the end. "What do they do?"

"The Yellow disc, B-1 though B-12 are for non-combat oriented programs. For example, B-7 will reconstruct damaged property. While B-1 is the program to change clothing. The Red disc would there for be combat oriented. These range from close combat, to combat medic, to range. Sadly, chakra usage that is also combat oriented is, so far, beyond me because no data could be gathered on the subject. But I can use it for other things."

"And of course, that leave Black disc O-1," Naruto said, looking at it. "...B-1 it is then. Bravo port?"

"Yes," Yuffie answered, pulling the clothing on. "...Opening... Please select occasion of dress." A light touch pad was cast out from her eyes. There was a good size list there. The first one was 'Original Form'. So he guessed that turned the clothing back to how it was. He scanned through it until he found one that fit the day. Festival. Naruto pressed that and the clothes changed from his black and orange jumpsuit to a light blue festival kimono.

"Teehee, How do I look?"

"...Beautiful." He shook his head. "Ano, How are we going to explain who you are?"

"That is easy. Since today is October tenth, and the festival was going on, we will say that I just moved to town from Lightning and we met during the festival."

Naruto nodded after a moment. "Okay, let's go." Taking her arm in his, he began walking down and outside through the festival, following the directions Yuffie gave him.

—oo000oo—

There was a knock on the door to Sakura's room. "Sweety, what is wrong," her mother asked.

"I don't want to talk about it," Sakura replied. She groaned when the door opened. "Mom, I said I don't want to."

"I know," she replied as she sat down on the bed next to her daughter. "But it won't go away any faster if you don't."

"...I met Foxcomm today."

"That's good dear...unless that happens to be the problem. What happened? Was he a pedophile? Did you have to call the police?"

"No, he is exactly who he said...yet he isn't." Sakura grabbed her pillow and covered her head with it. "I hate him! He...He... OOGH! He has always been mean to me, coming between me and Sasuke-kun! And now he even posed as him on the web!"

"Did he ever say he was Sasuke?"

"...No."

"He was exactly who he said he was?"

"Yes, besides that he never gave his name."

"So you don't like him because he isn't Sasuke but you did when you didn't know it was him?"

"Yes."

"Sakura, dead, I have never insulted you once in your life. But I am going to right now. That is shallow. He tried to get you to like him in the hopes that you wouldn't care who he is later. And you did care. If you have a decent bone in your body, you will get out of this bed and go apologize to the boy."

"I don't think I could face him..."

"Get up and move your ass!"

"Mother, Sasuke-ku had just rejected me again and I was mad! I told him that I wished he would just die!" She turned over on her side so she wouldn't have to see her mother's disappointed look and so she wouldn't feel as much shame.

"...Sakura, you told a boy you cared for to die? Maybe he doesn't deserve you after all." She walked out of the room, knowing that those words had felt like a sword to her gut. But she could not believe her daughter would say that. Not after having lost her father to the Kyuubi. Because people in this village often do die.

It was several minutes later that Sakura stood up, her eyes swollen because she had been crying. "I can't take back what I said but maybe I can take back the hurt." She ran outside into the festival. After several minutes, she saw Ino. "Hey, have you seen Naruto?"

"Have I seen him!? You really blew it this time, Sakura. I saw him alright. He was sitting down on a bench, as depressed as could be when this girl a little older than him sat down net to him. He tried to brush her off but she stayed and finally dragged him off to have a good time.

"...Naruto, a girl? Really Ino, tell the truth, I need to know."

"...You honestly think I am lying? Kiba! You see that girl with Naruto!?"

"See her!? I asked for her phone number but she told me she wasn't interested! I also saw Naruto was having a good time with her!" He walked up to them. "Why, what's up?"

"Sakura was just asking about him," Ino told him.

"Ouch, bad timing Sakura. When I was trying to get her number, I asked him, 'What about Sakura?' His replied was 'What about her?' The girl, her name is Yuffie by the way, asked who you are. Naruto told her you were just another person that hates him in this village. Another person that didn't matter."

"Oh no..."

"What," they both asked.

"I finally made him hate me."

"As if," Kiba said with a shrug. "I give it two days before he comes...back... Sakura, what happened?"

"...Doesn't matter anymore."

"Come on, Sakura," Ino said. "You know Naruto will come back to you. He always has."

"Not this time. Maybe I can at least get him to see that I am sorry."

—oo000oo—

Sakura found Naruto as the two got off one of the rides. "That was so fun, Naruto-chan!"

"Well, what would you like to go on next?"

"I don't know. You know I've never been to a festival before."

"...How about something to eat first?"

"Okay! I want to try one of those!"

"You, let go of him," Sakura said to Yuffie.

"Sakura, what do you want," Naruto asked.

"I want..."

"You know, never mind," Naruto said, interrupting her. "It doesn't matter. Kiseragi Yuffie-chan, this is Haruno Sakura, the girl I had a crush on at one time. Sakura, this is Kiseragi Yuffie."

It hurt that he left off the chan. So she covered it up with a glare. "You sure bounced back damn fast."

"Don't you talk about Naruto-chan like that," Yuffie demanded.

"Nothing to worry about, Yuffie-chan. Sakura, I only met her because she is new to the village and asked me to show her around. There is nothing fickle about this. Although, I am having a much better time with her today than all the time I ever spent with you. Don't ask me for help with computers again. I won't be giving any." He turned and walked away.

"...Naruto-kun! I'm sorry! I...I'm sorry."

"If you had just been nice to him in the first place, you wouldn't have had to say that," Yuffie yelled at her. She ran after Naruto. "Naruto-chan, how about we just leave. You don't seem to be having a very good time here."

"I'm not," he told Yuffie. "Let's just go and see about coming back later." They walked to the industrial district to the building she told him. And they saw it. The building was deserted with several door and windows broken down. "Yuffie, over here." Naruto was looking at a notice. "This building and property has been seized and all business within has ceased. Entry Prohibited. Yuffie, I am so sorry."

"Wha...What happened?"

"The combination of technology and chakra is strictly prohibited because the first attempts ended with loss of life. It was decided that no one will ever do that again. Let's go." He took her hand and led her inside. "Wait." He looked off to the side and saw it. "Laser tumblers. Very good." He picked Yuffie up bridal style and jumped through a second story window. "Just not good enough. Where is the mainframe? If I have to take it apart and rebuild it in my house, I will."

"It is in the office of the President. This way." She led him to a staircase and up it.

"...Yuffie, something is ahead of us." He took the lead as he opened the door. It was thrown open and this great big, heavy red thing landed on him. Followed by a silver and blue one And started licking him. "Okay boys, get off. Get off!"

"Daigoro, Fenrir" Yuffie said excitedly. "What are you doing here?"

The wolf hounds got off of Naruto and sat in front of Yuffie, whining slightly. Daigoro was mostly covered in red fur except for these golden swirls that came from his head. Fenrir had yellow between his ears that ended between his shoulder blades. "Yuffie-chan, who are these two?"

"This is Daigoro. He was to be the first in animal bioroids. The other is Fenrir, his brother."

"Why?"

"Marketing," Yuffie replied. And with that little word, it made total sense to Naruto. "They were also to be my counter part, though that was yet to be decided. Daigoro-kun, where is the President?" After he told her, she turned back to Naruto, tears in her eyes. "He said...That the President was arrested while the others were..." She swallowed the lump in her throat. "The other cyborgs were destroyed." She broke down in tears and Naruto caught her as she fell.

"...Daigoro, Fenrir, where is the mainframe," Naruto asked the dogs. "We don't know if Yuffie needs it to survive but I am taking it with us just to make sure." The wolves looked over behind his shoulder to a plain wall before walking over to it. Fenrir pulled a wire from his collar while Daigoro put his paw against the wall, making it slide back. As Fenrir inserted his connector, Daigoro pulled something from the bottom and set it up. It was a laptop to make the mainframe go mobile. He pulled several of the hard drives and inserted them into it. He barked at Fenrir who nodded. When that laptop was full, he got another and filled it as well. Mean while, Fenrir was looking at something only he could see. His ears, lips, and tail were all twitching in a pattern, kind of like when Naruto is using a keyboard. The wire was disconnected and and the lights of the mainframe went off. They had taken the hard copies and wiped the computer. Someone was going to be mad when they found out. "Thanks," Naruto said to the two as they picked up the new mainframes.

Yuffie dried her tears and smiled. "Thank you, Naruto-chan."

"Smart wolf," Naruto stated. He motioned behind him with his head as he picked Yuffie up and ran back out. Daigoro and Fenrir were close behind him.

—oo000oo—

Naruto, with the help of the two wolves, set up the mainframe when he got back home. "That should do it." He turned it on and activated the start up process. Smiling, he scratched their ears before he turned back to Yuffie. "Well, Yuffie, your first day with me is over. Time for some sleep."

"Okay, dear heart."

Naruto looked over at his bed and sighed. "You can have the...WHOA!" Daigoro was behind him, pushing him onto the bed while Yuffie was pushed by Fenrir. "Is he trying to get us together?"

"Daigoro, Fenrir, behave," Yuffie told them. "He said since we are boyfriend and girlfriend, we can share a bed." She began to undress, making Naruto blush but he did as well. Getting under the blankets, they snuggled close to each other. Yuffie wrapped her arms around his neck and began to kiss it. It was getting very hot, very fast until Daigoro laid down on the end of the mattress, at their feet. "I guess he was really interested in being warm."

"...Well, can't..." Fenrir hopped over the both of them and laid down between the wall and Naruto, pushing them closer together. "...Oh well. I guess I can say I have a family now."

Yuffie kissed him again and leaned her head against his chest. When she had finally registered him as her owner, she had received a full biography on him. He was fifteen, not very well liked, and without a family. All else about him had been classified by the Hokage. But Yuffie figured something out about him, something that explained why he wasn't liked, why his past was a secret. When she had gotten...his active molecules, she did a scan on him to find out about him, biologically. And she found that he had two energies, his own and a much larger one that did not belong to a human. It didn't take long to realize that the Kyuubi had been sealed inside of him. She wished so much that she could take this burden from him but knew that she could never do that. So, she would do everything to comfort him. And this wasn't her programming that desired it. Naruto had a good heart and was putting himself in danger keeping not only herself there, but also the mainframe as well as Daigoro and Fenrir.

"I think I might be falling in love with him," she told the two electronically. The two moaned, believing it to be a good choice.

—oo000oo—

Author's notes: Definitely inspired a little (in dictionary, under a lot) by Final Fantasy. Daigoro is the name of Yojimbo's dog in FFX. Fenrir is a summon in FFIX, Yuffie is, of course, a character in FFVII.

This story is the product of me reading a manga called Absolute Boyfriend, comedy, and a similar anime called I Dream of Mimi. A.B. is older teen while I.D. of M. is mature rating. I've been wanting to do this off and on ever since. In AB, the main character, a girl, wants a boyfriend and ends up getting one in the form of a figurine, Nightly Lover series model 01. As the name would imply, he is a sort of sex doll. Just one that is able to learn anything, including things not related to sex.

While in ID of M, the main character, a guy, wants a new computer of the 9821 series. He, instead, read the box wrong and got a 2198 PX Bio type computer, product name, Pixie. Like Night, the robot from above, Mimi has a need for sex as well. Just one far different. She is able to be upgraded by getting active molecules from her master. In laymen terms, she has sex with him, she is more powerful. She just doesn't stay upgraded so she has to have sex with him at least once every three days. Poor guy. Yeah right.