Well, once I saw the first review, I immediately started this chapter. Hahaa. So it's true that reviews motivate the authoress/author. Have fun
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Ed opened his eyes slowly, wincing when he saw the bright light. He heard a sigh of relief.
"Thank god, you're okay." The smooth voice breathed out softly. The voice reminded him of melted chocolate. Ed now completely opened his eyes, curious to see what or who could produce such a beautiful sound. He saw pale skin, pink lips, purple eyes, green hai- wait a second. Purple eyes? Green hair?
"SHIT!" Ed screamed, sitting upright abruptly. He turned around so fast it was amazing he didn't get a whiplash. "Who the HELL are you and what did you do to William?" Ed asked in a steady voice, backing away against the wall. Hey, the dude was a sex god, that he will admit, but he didn't want any strangers in his room. Even though the stranger might be abnormally sexy and all around hot. The pale boy brought his hand up to scratch the back of his neck.
"Yeaaah, 'bout that…" He started.
"YOU ATE HIM?" Ed screamed, too terrified to even transfer what he just said himself. The other boy blinked.
"The hel-? No, I did not eat him!" The emerald haired one said, shaking his head with a hand smacked on his face. "I am him." Ed stared at him. No signs of laughing, lying, and his face is completely serious.
"You must be one heck ofva liar." Ed said bluntly.
"I'M NOT LYING." The boy grabbed Edward's shoulders and started to shake him a bit.
"You really expect me to believe that my roommate, William Hoshe, person who wears corkscrew glasses, has brown hair, and wears overly baggy clothes that make him look gaudy, is you." Ed demanded crossing his arms across his chest.
"Yes." Ed started to burst out laughing.
"AHAHAHA- you- HAHAHA- William- HAHAHA- silent room- HAHAHAHA- mate- HAHAHA," Ed stopped laughing and wiped the corner of his eyes. He saw that the other guy had a serious look on his face. "You can't be serious." Ed said dully.
"I am," "William" said. "Completely serious."
"Then prove it to me." Ed deadpanned, throwing his arms in the air. The boy looked thoughtful for a second.
"Okay then," He started slowly. "But you can't tell anyone else!" The boy put a finger to his perfectly pink lips. "NOBODY." Edward nodded.
"I swear." Ed said solemnly. The violet eyed teen took a deep breath and put on a pair of glasses. He took out a wig from the drawer and quickly stuffed it on. He then grabbed an oversized sweatshirt from the bed and carelessly tossed it on. He then turned around to face Ed. He smiled brightly.
"Ta Da…?" He said uncertainly. "I guess." He scratched the back of his head. Ed was staring, his jaw slightly ajar. "William" started to feel uncomfortable with the staring so he took off the glasses and wig and placed them on the nightstand.
-After Ed's continuous staring-
"Okay, one question." Ed said, shaking his head." "Why do you need to wear that costume?" William looked over at him and flopped onto his bed.
"You know that person named Envy? The new 'aspiring model'?" William asked slowly.
"Never saw a picture of that person but people say that they don't know his or her gender." Ed said, racking his brain for more information he heard about this person from the squealing of girls to the "Oh god, she's hot" of the guys. "All I remember about that Envy person is people talking about him or her as the god slash goddess of the whole entertainment business." Ed finished somewhat thoughtfully. He heard the springs on the other bed move a little, but only slightly, due to the light weight of the male. Ed looked over and saw William dig through the drawers and pull out a glossy paged magazine. The next thing he knew, the thing was shoved under his nose. He glanced at the cover which was a picture of an androgynous teen, chains tied around the person's wrists and with leather short-shorts and a turtle-neck, mid-drift showing t-shirt. The bold headline screamed: "AN INTERVIEW WITH HOTTEST NEW MODEL, ENVY CURTIS!" Ed stared at the picture and realized that it was a picture of William. Wait, what?
"Do you get it yet?" William asked, leaning against the door frame of the rest room. Edward gulped.
"S-somewhat." Ed managed to stutter out. 'William' strutted over and took away the magazine.
"Envy Curtis, age 17, is the newest hot sensation of the entertainment world!" Envy mimicked with a high-pitched sarcastically cherry voice. "If I didn't wear this stupid outfit, the clothes I would be wearing would come home torn to shreds and I would come home every day half-naked." This is the part where he started to rant. "Not that I DON'T WANT TO BE NAKED. I mean, WHOOO DOESN'T WANNA BE NAKED and RUN home from a school that's FIFTY BLOCKS AWAY?" Ed backed away slightly from the yelling beauty. So beauty is the beast. "NOT ME! I TOOOTALLY WANNA RUN FIFTY BLOCKS!" He slightly calmed down and got a thoughtful look. "Maybe that's why I like private schools." He shrugged and looked directly into Ed's eyes. "You can't tell ANYONE. A-N-Y-O-N-E. You listening?"
"Y-yeah, I got it." Ed said, still slightly overwhelmed. This is just too much for a sixteen year old to take in one day. Envy suddenly smiled.
"Thanks! You're a great help!" He giggled and skipped into the bathroom. Edward stared after him.
"I'm still not sure if it's a girl pretending to be a guy, or a guy who just has permanent PMS…" Ed said, staring at the door.
"It's neither." He heard a voice come from the other side of the door. "It's a disease that's very contagious called "Envy-citous". A green head popped out from behind the door. "You just might get infected!" Ed stared at the door and let gravity pull him down on to his bed.
"This is too much to take in." He grumbled. He stared at the white ceiling and felt his eyes grow heavy. "I guess a nap wouldn't hurt anyone…" He yawned and closed his eyes.
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"Edward." A male voice called out to him. "Edward?" Ed opened his eyes to see "William Hoshe" in front of his face. He jumped away.
"What do you want?" Ed asked, holding up a pencil he grabbed from the table.
"Whoa, whoa there." William said, putting his hands up. "I'm not going to rape you are anything."
"How am I supposed to know?"
"Just because I wear a disguise doesn't mean I'm a potential rapist, Ed." He replied, rolling his eyes. Ed transferred this thought, agreed with it slightly, and put down the pencil. "I just wanted to tell you that I have a gig tonight, so could you please leave the window open?"
"Why are you wearing your disguise then?" Ed asked, confused.
"'Cause, it causes less attention." He placed one leg on the window frame and his hands on either side of it. "No one will talk to me in this form, they're too afraid." He winked and took off. Ed looked at the digital clock that was on the table next to him. '6:30 p.m., guess I'll go see if there's any dinner and come back here after a little fresh air.'
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Ed left the cafeteria slightly disgusted.
But only slightly.
The "food" in there was probably lumps of dirt that was spray painted different colors. Blargh. Ed really thought he could get a meal here. He sighed and sat down on a nearby bench. He glanced at his watch which read '8:00'. 'The cafeteria is pretty far from my dorm, isn't it?". Ed sighed and looked at the dark sky which was painted purple, blue, and slightly orange. This has to be the weirdest thing that happened to Ed since the time when Al got into loincloth. Shudder. That time was just creepy. Seriously. The image of his own brother running around only in a tiny piece of cloth that covered his intimate parts still disturbed him greatly. Oh, god was it etched in his mind completely. Well, off that topic, this was very confusing. His roommate is a mood-swingy model who has to be in disguise at school or else he would be jumped and have to streak to the dorms.
And we still don't know if it's a he or she. Great.
Ed felt a migraine coming so he quickly got up and walked over back to Building E to get some rest. He stopped in front of a building when he started to feel faint. He held his head in his hands and crouched down.
"Guess…I shouldn't have…skipped…," He fell down on the ground softly. "Dinner…" was the last word he mumbled.
-Envy P.O.V.-
God, I hate Fridays. It's always late night gigs with stupid old men ogling at you. Jumping from building to building is easy for me. 'Mother dear' always had traps lying around that I had to escape from since birth.
THUD
I look down to see a glimpse of…
Golden hair?
…Hell, don't tell me its new roomie…
Oh crap, it is. What does he think he's doing lying around in front of a huge building that could lead to potential rape? Like he doesn't want to get his virginity stolen. I landed next to his limp body and crouched down.
"God help us, he's out cold." I grumbled under my breath. If it isn't enough that I'm annoyed by lewd staring, now I have to carry Chibs upstairs? Hmm…Chibi? I think I'll call him that from now on…! I quickly put him on my back and wrapped my arms around his thighs. Jumping back to the roof, I find our opened window and snuck in. I laid him down on his bed and got some bread from my cabinet. Hey, even models have to eat. After leaving the bread next to him, I went into the bathroom to shower. I really need one, maybe even a bath…
-Normal P.O.V.-
Ed's gold eyes flickered open as he got a whiff of cinnamon bun next to him. He sat upright quickly and grabbed the sweet treat while opening it rapidly and eating it. He sat down and patted his stomach with a content smile.
Wait. 'Where am I?' He heard the door click open and he turned around to see a naked Envy with only a towel around his waist coming out of the restroom. Soon, Envy took notice of him and smirked.
"Like what you see, babe?" Ed flushed apple red.
"N-no!" He managed to choke out. "Where am I?"
"Our dorm room, no duh." Envy stated, lazily walking toward the closet where he pulled out a pair of black boxers. He dropped the towel and Ed covered his eyes quickly.
"You know, you could look." Envy said in such a happy voice you could just hear the smirk in his voice.
"No thanks."
"Well, I'm done." Ed took his hands off his eyes. Envy stood in front of him only clad in the black boxers he pulled out before.
"So you're a male." Ed said, looking Envy up and down.
"Congrats!" Envy said dramatically. "You're the first one to know!" This time Ed smirked.
"I feel oh-so-accomplished!" Ed cried almost as dramatically.
"Oh, you want to play it like that, hm?"
"Only if you want to." Envy's smirk grew wider.
"Wonderful!" He said grinning madly. "Our dorm life will be just like one of those girly, sappy dramas!"
"Oh, joy!" Ed said in faked cheer, clapping his hands in short movements.
"G'night, my wonderful dormie!" Envy said, slipping in to his bed.
"G'night, then." Ed replied, and they both fell asleep that night only to be awakened by a loud announcement.
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To be truthful, I just became lazy and didn't write anything. But YES! THE NEXT CHAPTER from YOURS TRULY, MOI! :D Love you all! Oh, and I might not update Chaos at Central High that often, but I will update. Just not that soon. xD