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Who's Line Is It Anyways: Avatar Edition
Me: Good evening everyone, tonight we have special guests from Avatar! That's right! I've recently kidna- er…. acquired the Avatar cast and decided to put them on one of the most random show! And tonight on our show, he's bald and proud, AANG! She's really has feelings for Zuko and Sokka but will never get either, except maybe Sokka, I don't know, it could happen, TOPH! The super bitch that we all love to hate, AZULA! And finally, the one who lost his honor cough in bed cough , ZUKO! And my name's Nova, let's get ready to play!
Me (con.): Welcome to Who's Line Is It Anyways: Avatar Edition. The show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. Just like the never giving up Slash fic writers, they don't matter. Okay let's start out with the game weird newscasters, this is for all four of you. Aang, your anchor for a local news show, and Zuko, you are the co-anchor who has just figured out he is madly in love with Aang. On sports is Toph, who is a playboy bunny and Azula you're the weatherwoman and a 70's hippie on all kinds of drugs. So when you hear the music, go ahead and start.
-News like music-
Aang: Good evening and welcome to the Twinkle news, I'm Twinkletoes Twinkler. Today Sparky-sparky-boom man came back to life and attempted to kill everyone. For further on this story, please welcome Angsty Emoboy.
Zuko: Yes well today…. Today… Um…. I can't do this people. I LOVE YOU TWINKLETOES!
-Attempts to glomp Aang but he escapes-
Aang: Angsty! You know we could never have a relationship like that! We'd be thrown off PG Television for good!
Zuko: I don't care I want the whole world to know that I wanna share my ROYAL PARTS WITH YOU!
-Aang falls to the floor in seizure, foaming at the mouth-
Aang: NO! Not that memory! Not if you're anything like your father! GHAAAA!
-Aang goes unconscious-
Zuko: Yes well… It seems like we're having some technical difficulties. Lets go to Blondie Bunnygirl with the sports.
-Camera goes to Toph, who is now sporting pink bunny ears-
Toph: Thank you Angsty. In sports today, it was super fun cheering for the boy's basketball team today. You know, dancing, yelling, and jumping up and down. They seemed distracted by something though and lost the game, which made me sad. But then they all came over and picked me up and we all partied long into the night! It was like totally HAWT! Well back to you boys!
-Camera goes back to Zuko (Aang is still unconscious)-
Zuko: Thanks for that…. um interesting sports report.
-Zuko blushes, probably imagining some pervy version of Toph-
Zuko: Lets go to the weather with High Pothead.
Azula: Thank you Angsty!
-Azula falls over-
Azula: Today the rainbows of happy meadowland will move into sunny valley to make a wonderful combination of sparkly rivers and sugary pines. Tomorrow it looks like we will have a heavy up pour of pink birds and blue puppies. If we are lucky we will see candy mountains by Thursday and hopefully a light drift of Charlies!
-Azula starts giggling uncontrollably-
Zuko: That's um… all the time we have today. Thanks for watching!
-Zuko bends down over Aang-
Zuko: Awake my true love! Maybe true love's kiss will awaken you!
-Zuko starts moving his head towards Aang, until it is inches away-
-BUZZZ-
Me: Okay! THAT IS ENOUGH! Everyone back in his or her seats. 500 points to Zuko for portraying being in love with Aang so well…. A little to well if you ask me…
-Everyone sits back down, except Aang who is still unconscious-
Me: Someone get him out of here!
-Katara runs onto stage-
Katara: MY BABY!
-She drags him off, banging his head on conveniently placed objects such as a warship and a giant boulder-
Me: Okay, thank you Katara. We're going to need a replacement!
Any ideas? More chapters to come soon!