It was Monday, yet again, boring, old Monday as usual in the Akatsuki hide out. It was another drizzly, gloomy, nothing-to-do day. The Akatsuki members stared blankly at the T.V. watching pointless shows, ads for money, and 'Healthy Bran Cereal' commercials. A soft padding noise made all the Akatsuki members turn. It was Tobi. He started to rock back and forth on his feet, like a five-year-old with a secret.

"What do you want Tobi?" asked Deidara in an annoyed, yet monotonous voice.

"Tobi wants to play a game!"

"No Tobi." Everyone replied in unison.

"B-but, it's a good game this time!"

"What is it?" asked Pein flatly.

"THE AKATSUKI GAMES!!" he exclaimed, beaming.

"What do we have to do?" asked Zetsu looking away from the half-eaten body on the floor.

"I don't know!" he said happily. "Anything, I guess."

"Great, Akatsuki Games for the mentally challenged. What fun." Mumbled Konan.

"There can be Scrabble, The Ultimate Epic Dual of Carts, A Dance Off, synchronized swimming, and A BEAUTY CONTEST/ FASHION CONTEST!!" Tobi exclaimed.

"OHMIGOSH!? A BEAUTY CONTEST!?" Deidara squealed girlishly, flipping his hair. Tobi nodded excitedly. "I NEED TO DO MY NAILS!!" he yelled running off to his room.

"I want no part in this . . . " said Konan.

"Will Konan be a judge? We need a judge Konan!" Tobi said trying to persuade Konan into participating in the games.

"Well . . . I guess so. I wouldn't want to miss out embarrassing these guys." She smirked evilly at the other Akatsuki members.

"The games will start tomorrow at 2 p.m. sharp!" instructed Tobi as he frolicked back to his room to get ready. Tomorrow was going to be a long day.

A/N: I got bored and seeing as the Olympics is going on, this came to mind. This story is out of boredom so don't expect to much. . .