A/N: Well because I have to much fun doing this in the Harry Potter section and I saw some Authors doing this there and because I really love Akatsuki even more that now Hidan and Kakuzu also appeared in Shippuden and most of all because you guys loved this fic so much, really this is my most reviewed fic so I will let our Akas rest and read…

I. What is this, A strange jutsu

It was a warm April day, the sun was shining with no clouds on the azure blue sky, the birds were singing happily, yes it was a peaceful day to have free for a month mostly if you are member in a secret organization of S-ranked Nuke-nin. There was only one problem with the day without any missions were now nine assassins bored as Hell expect for they tenth member a certain young man or child no one knew because of the orange mask he always wore.

"Senpai, Senpai Tobi want to lay something." The masked-nin whined while jumping around an irritated looking blond man.

"Do I look as if I care what you want to do un? Go and bother Zetsu he is the only one who likes to put up with you." The blond snapped as he turned back to his clay.

"Hai!" and with that was Tobi already on his way to find the plant like cannibal.

Looking through the whole house and being chased for one hour by an angered and cursing Hidan whose ritual he accidentally walked in, though Tobi's murdering was stopped by Kakuzu who grabbed his partner by the neck and yelled at him for soiling the expensive carpet with his blood, then Tobi finally found the man he was looking for in the garden.

"Zetsu-san!" Tobi yelled cheerfully as he run up to the other male.

"Hello Tobi, what is it?" both sides asked.

"Tobi would like to ask Zetsu-san if he would play with Tobi." The shorter asked.

"If you already ask…no, I didn't mean your request Tobi, but his idea well what about I reed you something?" Zetsu's white half asked smiling.

"YAY! Tobi is picking a story." And with that he was already of.

"You are a spoil sports…and you a pervert."

"Zetsu-san look what I have found." Tobi said after he come back with a black book in his hand.

"Let me see eh…WHAT THE HELL!" Zetsu stared wide eyed at the book. "Uhm…Tobi where did you find this?"

"On the third bookshelf in the library." Tobi answered a bit confused.

"Ok we will read the book, but first we should get the others."

And so sat soon the whole Akatsuki organization in the big living room, most members looking annoyed, the others still bored.

"Okey, Zetsu why are we all sitting here?" Pein asked.

"Because of the book Tobi found and before you go ballistic look at the title." At this every member looked down at the book they eyes widening as they read the title; "Akatsuki: Babysitting Chaos"

"This is only a joke right?" Hidan asked.

"I can't remember seeing this book and I was one of the three members who made that library." Itachi said while Sasori and Konan nodded.

"Well then we can only do one thing read it." Pain said and the others nodded.

"Who will start?" Konan asked.

"Ladies first so that leaves only Konan and Blondie." Hidan said grinning.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY UN!" Deidara growled and was ready to launch himself at the grinning priest.

"Stop fighting." Pain growled. "Konan please start reading."

"Ok the first chapter is the Prologue, but it has also a side title." She said. "A strange jutsu"

"What the heck could be strange on a jutsu, they all are like that."

"Hidan shut up."

The door to the Akatsuki headquarters flew open with a heap and ten people walked inside, well not everyone was walking some of them were needing the help of the ones on they side or were carried inside.

"Great sounds like a battle where we got flatted."

"Hidan…" yelled the whole group.

"How the fuck could that drenched woman manage to GET US ALL OUT!!"

"Great the story only started and immediately has Hidan the word…" Kakuzu groaned while Hidan flashed him a grin.

"Ah, Hidan I wouldn't be grinning if I were you." Konan said in an amused tone after reading a bit ahead.

Hidan was frustrated and feeling rather embarrassed because he had a 'little accident' in his fight against a five ANBU members and was now carried by his partner Kakuzu because he himself was in pieces.

Everyone started snickering while Hidan stared open mouthed at the book, but then Konan broke out in a full laughter.

"Konan you know that this isn't so amusing?" Pain asked the still laughing woman.

"So…sorry Pain…" she said catching her breath before starting to read again.

"Even I have under estiminated the power of one of the legendary San-nin." The Leader groaned as he was helped inside by Konan who looked at him with the mix of worry and amusement. Pain may be injured physically, but his pride was more injured because Tsunade send him with a rather hard kick on a rather high flight in front of all the Akatsuki and the Kyuubi-boy and co.

There was a deep silence in the room before the whole group expect said Leader broke out in a hysterical laughter.

"Th…this is f…fucking priceless…" Hidan managed to get out while rolling on the floor.

"I…I agree…" Kisame said.

"Would you all forget that already so that we can continue?" Pain growled his face crimson from embracement.

Let's just say, everyone had a little problem in staying unfazed by seeing this scene. In other words everyone was rolling on the ground from laughing and even the two Uchihas were laughing at the scene.

"And what was that strange jutsu she used on us?" Kakuzu asked.

"What strange jutsu un?" Deidara asked confused as he put Sasori in a chair who cursed under his breath and mumbled something about 'needing to fix myself again'.

"Oh right at that time when she used it against us were you with Itachi three streets away and fighting Itachi's little brother and that Hyuuga boy." Hidan said as Kakuzu begun to stitch him together again.

"Well, it didn't do anything, let's get our injuries cleaned and then rest." Kisame suggested and everyone nodded in agreement.

"It is rather unusual fo a jutsu from a Sannin to not work." Sasori commented.

"That would be great au…hey be a little bit more careful Kakuzu that hurt…"

"Then stop moving your head around or should Zetsu stitch you together?" he asked while grinning under his mask as he watched his partner pale and stare over at said plant-like man who perked immediately up by the idea.

"Uhm…I like it more when you do it…" Hidan said nervously.

"To bad." Both sides of Zetsu replied and Hidan scooted nearer to his partner.

"Then keep quiet." Kakuzu said and Hidan let out a sigh of relief as Zetsu turned his attention back again to Tobi's injured arm. How the boy could allow the cannibal to mend his wounds was beyond him, with this he could already sit on a silver tablet with one apple in his mouth.

"Why would Tobi do that Hidan-san?" Tobi asked confused.

"Ugh…I will explain it later…" the priest groaned.

"There, everything is ready." Zetsu said suddenly.

"Thank you Zetsu-san." Tobi said delighted and hugged Zetsu who blushed a bit while the others only stared at them gapping.

Everyone was staring at the now blushing Zetsu, Tobi didn't notice.

"Uhm…I don' even want to know…" Hidan pointed out and everyone nodded in agreement.

So after everyone took care of each others injuries and Hidan was stitched together again everyone went in they rooms to get some sleep after they failed mission, not knowing what will await them in the morning.

"I don't like the sound of this." Kisame commented.

On the next morning…

Deidara sat up in his bed yawning loudly. After getting a nice warm shower and getting dressed he noticed that no one was up. After staring for a while at the empty kitchen he decided to go and wake the others up, first on his list was of course Sasori.

"How great…" Sasori said groaning.

Deidara slowly sneaked inside the Puppet Master's room and up to said redhead's bed.

"Sasori no Dana…" he whispered to the puddle under the red cowers, but nothing. "Come Dana, you are usually the one who comes to wake me up." The blond said and pulled the cowers away, but a he did that his face pled and immediately run out of the room.

At this everyone turned in Sasori's direction, giving him strange looks.

"Just what the fuck did you do under the cowers to make Blondie run away?" Hidan asked.

"How should I know?" Sasori snapped.

Itachi was sleeping peacefully in his bed as suddenly something or someone jumped on it ripping him out of his sleep and ducking under his cowers.

"Ugh…Sasuke, how many times did I already tell yo…"Itachi suddenly stopped with in mid sentence

"Nice that you remembered tht your brother hates you." Itachi only growled.

as the memory of the little fact that he had killed his whole family and his little brother would more likely make out, and wear a similar green jumpsuit as the jackass who fought Kisame

A collective "ewww" could be heard from the whole Akatsuki.

then jump on his bed while he was still in it and crawl under the cowers. He let out a frustrated sigh. "Kisame if this is again about your nightmare to be put in a gigantic sushi on a seafood plate then I give you tree seconds to get out of my bed before I myself make sushi out of you."

"Ookayy…"

"You shouldn't even dare to say a word Hidan becouse I know where you sleep by big storms." Itachi said dangerously and Hidan imediately shup up.

He growled, but nothing so Itachi pulled the cowers away only to notice that the puddle greeting him wasn't black nor blue, but blond? "Deidara, what do you think you are doing here in my bed...?" he asked annoyed, but was startled as the blond suddenly pounced at him and hugging him.

"GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER!" both Deidara and Itachi screamed.

Itachi-san I'm so happy…" he said smiling and the Uchiha tried to get the other male of off him, but he was stronger then he looked like.

"Deidara…" he hissed. "What the Hell got in to you?", but the blond didn't answer, an stead he grabbed the others hand and dragged him out of the room only in his boxers

"That was an information I didn't need." Hidan said.

in the neighbor room which belonged to Kisame. "What are we doing here?" he asked annoyed.

"Kisame…" he said.

"I know that this is Kisame's room you idi…" but Deidara grabbed his head and turned it to the bed and pulled the cowers away. Itachi felt his jaw drop and the color leaving his face as

"AS WHAT!?" the whole group asked as Konan suddenly stopped reading.

"Awww, kawaii…" she coed, making the boys stare at her strangely.

he was now staring at his three years old partner who was blissfully sleeping and sucking at his thumb while holding a plush hark tightly.

"WHAT!" everyone broke out expect the still smiling Konan and the now furiously blushing Kisame.

"Ki…Kisame…" Itachi stammered shocked.

"And he is not the only one un…" Deidara said and Itachi looked at him vide eyed.

"What do you mean 'not the only one'?"

"I mean that everyone Hidan, Kakuzu, Zetsu, even Leader-sama, everyone got turned in to little children." Deidara said while waving with his arms, but stopped when Itachi grabbed his hand and dragged him down to the living room where he left him for the time being while he got dressed, then returned.

"This whole situation could be the effect of that jutsu the others were talking about." Itachi said while massaging his forehead.

"Yes, we were the only ones who were not there." Deidara said while sitting on the couch Indian stile.

"Wait a minute that means that we are all three years olds and the only ones still normal will be the Uchiha and Deidara?" Kakuzu asked.

"We are doomed." Hidan groaned.

"Hey!"

"Aww…" Konan coed again and most of the boys looked nervous.

"Yes, I need to research that jutsu." Itachi said but then he suddenly felt someone tugging on his pants. The Uchiha stared down to see two pair of violet and green eyes stare up at him.

"Oh no…" both zombies stated while paling they were the only ones in the group with those eye colors so that meant…

"We re hungy dada." Said little Hidan and Itachi paled while Deidara threw himself back on the couch while laughing.

Nearly everyone expect Hidan and said Uchiha broke out laughing.

"Urgh…" was the only thing the Uchiha managed to say.

"Come you two I will make you something." Deidara said and the two boys smiled happily and walked in the kitchen still holding each others hand. "And you were the one with a little brother." Deidara said smiling as he walked in to the kitchen leaving a glaring Itachi behind.

"So this chapter is over, Pain you are reading next." Konan said smiling as she handed her partner the book.

To be continued…

A/N: so what do you think?