I was texting my best friend when he told me to right a story about transformers doing yo momma jokes… I couldn't refuse.

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Jetfire was bored. He had nothing to do. So he decided to go and fly around the sky's for a little while. After a while he got more bored. He was bored until Cyclonus came up from behind him and started blasting him. Jetfire then turned around and started firing at him. Cyclonus fell to the ground and Jetfire landed right next to him on his feet.

"Man, I don't have time for you, Cyclonus"

"Oh yeah, well Yo momma is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and said she was a professional and was over-qualified"

"Oh yeah, yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund"

"Yo momma has so many white hairs when I went to Mount Everest everyone thought she was the yeti"

"Yo momma so dumb you tried to suicide off a CURB"

"Yo momma so fat she don't need Internet, she's already world wide"

"Yo momma so fat that when she fell she ended world hunger"

"Yo momma such a slut she gets more ass than a toilet seat"

"Yo momma's like a big Mac, full of fat and only worth a buck"

"Yo momma so stupid she can't tell black from white"

"You know what your momma so stupid she died of starvation… in a grocery store"

And with that Jetfire left not really wanting to hang around Cyclonus anymore than he likes making fun of is mom.

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This was total random. I toke all the yo momma jokes I knew and put them together.

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