Okay, so I havent been updating at all. I realize this, I do. New school, new drama, new shit. So this is my update, be happy about it and f-ing review!

Edward Bella Emmett

Um, bella….?

(talking with mouth full) yes?

Why are you eating dog food?

Its very simple, someone at school said that they love puppychow and that I should try it sometime! So when you were hunting, I went hunting for some PuppyChow!!!!

…………

Its really not all that good at first…. But then once you get used to it, its pretty tasty!!!

You… are…. Eating….. dog…. Food?

You just don't know what its like cause you don't eat.

Why are you eating it out of a dog bowl, might I ask?

To get a better effect! I figure if im doing this I better do it right.

IN YOUR PANTS!

Edward, what did we say about that?

Sorry…..

Now you have to eat the dog food.

WHAT?! No Bella. I love you, but not that much.

Hmmm… change me into a vamp… or eat the dog food…. you can pick!

Fine… ill eat it.

IN YOUR PANTS!

And here I thought you loved me!

I do love you Edward! That's why you get this delicious experience!!!

Mmhmmm…. (he gets down and starts eating the dog food.)

DUDE!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!!

In your pants!!!