Bonjour! You have reached the first chapter of One last snog. The first few chapters are going to be GeexMas, but don't worry, I'm 'Team Dave', so it's going to get better.. You just wait, read and review, and all will be good. ;)
I'm having a hard time not exactly copying my first fanfic, I hope its not too much a like in the conversations an so on. Tell me if it is, I'll try to change it.
10.30 p.m.
Oh donner und blitzen.
Bugger.
And also damn.
one minute later
I've only been the girlfriend of a Lurve God for a month.. One bloody month!
one minute later
And I've only actually been with him for a week.
one minute later
Would he actually have dumped me already? That wouldn't be right..
five minutes later
Oh, poo.
Could you tell me something really quickly? Why is it that everytime I have lurve troubles, Dave the Laugh is involved?
one minute later
Get out of here, Dave the Laugh, you aren't in this.
one minute later
Or are you?
one minute later
Am I alone again?
ten minutes later
sitting on the curb
All aloney on my owney.
two minutes later
I heard Masimo's scooter approaching.
one minute later
Masimo stopped by me and said "Cara, I do not understand, are you, how do you say, mates with Dave or are you, er, more?"
"I don't know.."
"Georgia.." He looked at me. His eyes were smoldering and he looked so gorgey.. "If you, er, go out with me, you can not see Dave. Do you understand?"
What? What?! "Er.."
"I don't want you to see him no more, then we can, er, go out, as you say. Comprende?"
"Si.. Er, comprende."
one minute later
Oh my giddy God, what am I going to do? I have an Italian Lurve God in my hands and he's making me choose between him and the Dave tart, and.. Oh, poo!
one minute later
But Dave and me, we're just mates.. Tip top matey mates, nothing else to it. Besides, he has Emma. His girlfriend. Who is prettier and nicer than me. Not that I care.. Much.
one minute later
Masimo has nothing to worry about, we're just matey mates.
Who snog incidentally.
one minute later
And Dave said he lurved me. He said 'You are very nearly an honorary bloke. And that is why I love you.'
That doesn't really count, right? I think it goes quite well with 's'laters'
five minutes later
I'm so full of confusiosity right now, I don't think I've ever been more confused in my life.
one minute later
Except when I saw Uncle Eddie in his undercrackers for the first time. That is an image permanently burned into my brain. That is simply le fact.
one second later
Get out, Uncle Eddie in the undercrackers! I have important business to deal with right now!
one minute later
I went back inside. The Dylans broke the gig off early because Masimo went off. All because of me. Crap.
Suddenly, Jas's big pantaloonies appeared at the horizon.
"Oh, here you are! I was looking for you. What are you going to do now? Did Masimo dump you?"
I said "No, Jas. He's making me choose between him and Dave."
"What?"
"If I want to go out with Masimo, I can't see Dave ever again."
"Blimey. What are you going to do?"
"Get my jacket and head on home."
seven minutes later
home
Merde. And also crap.
my room
bed of pain
Mum came mumming in. "How was the gig?"
"It was poo. Double poo with knobs, actually."
She sat on my bed. "What happened then?"
I told her everything. Even about Emma and Dave. Mum actually seemed to understand, she said "So, you have to choose between Masimo and Dave?"
"Yes.."
"Well, Masimo is clearly gorgeous, and he's Italian.. I would know who to choose."
I just looked at her.
one minute later
Maybe I should do what Jas said. Stick with what you feel.
one minute later
What do I feel?
one minute later
Well.. Dave and I get along very well. I have to gird my loins vis-à-vis mad ramblings when I'm with Masimo. With Dave I can just be, er, me.
one minute later
Blimey o'Reilly's trousers, I've clearly gone mad. I'm not doing what Jas tells me to. What kind of twit would I be, dumping a Lurve God for a Laugh? Besides, Dave already has Nice Emma..
I don't know why the Dave's-girlfriend thing makes me feel so strange, though.
2 a.m.
I can't make myself fall asleep. This is horrible.
ten minutes later
Why is Masimo making me choose anyway? He shouldn't be the one deciding who I hang out with, right?
one minute later
Let's see what How to make any twit fall in love with you says.
five minutes later
It says 'Go with what you feel.'
I officially hate this book now. It was written by a Jas!
twenty minutes later
I'll never fall asleep now, I'll just stay awake for the rest of my life and.. ZZZZZZ
sunday september 18th
10 a.m.
I feel utterly icky-poo. My head aches like billio.
ten minutes later
Jeans, red t-shirt, black ballet flats, and casual make-up.
fifteen minutes later
Concealer, foundation, mascara, eyeliner.
one minute later
A bit of black eyeshadow, because I'm moarning.
one minute later
I'm choosing the Lurve God. Technically, he's already my boyfriend, and I can't just dump him for Dave, who already has a girlfriend anyway.
one minute later
Brain, stop emphasizing the word girlfriend! It makes me feel poo.
one minute later
In the name of Buddha's giganticibus undercrackers, why does it make me feel poo?!
Stop tricking me, brain.
1 p.m.
Dave suddenly popped up at the door (oo-er). He said that we needed to 'talk'.
Donner und Blitzen.
ten minutes later
on a bench in the park
Dave is looking at me. "Georgia, something happened, and I think I should tell you about it."
"Same here.."
"You go first then."
"Well.. Masimo had a complete nervy b. after the fisticuffs at dawn fandango and went off.."
Dave nodded. "I know, I was there."
"Yes, but after you went off he came back and he said he didn't want me to see you ever again if I wanted me and him to be together.."
Dave shot up. "Is he serious? He is such an arse, Gee, did you dump him?"
"No, I.." Oh my God, I'm such a twat. "I-I decided to go on with him and.."
"You can't be serious.. Georgia, that is ridiculous."
"I'm serious.."
He looked at me and took a deep breath. "Well.. Can I at least have one last snog then?"
"That sounds reasonable.."
He cupped my face and stroked my hair a bit. He nuzzled his nose against mine and kissed me very softly on the lips.
five minutes later
When he deepened the kiss, he did 4, 5, a bit of 6, and he nibbled my lips.
I'm sure going to miss this. He is top snogger.
two minutes later
He let go of me and looked deep into my eyes. I got a strange feeling in the pit of my stomach.
"I'm sure going to miss you, Kittykat."
I managed to say "Me too."
He looked really sad and said "No you're not. You'll be too busy snogging the Italian Stallion to think of me."
He went off.
one minute later
What the hell just happened? What was that all about? He sounded a bit off. He has Emma, right?
one second later
His girlfriend.
one second later
Shut up, brain.
ten minutes later
walking home
I can't stop thinking about how amazing it was snogging Dave. When he looked into my eyes it was like..
one minute later
Oh my giddy God's pyjama's, what did I do?
one minute later
I'm not going to cry whilst on the street. If I walk into Mark Big Gob, he'll want to 'comfort' me, and that isn't going to end right.
one minute later
Bumped into Mark Big Gob. It's nearly impossible to avoid him though, with lips the size of the Atlantic Ocean.
He said "Oy, ladies, looking rather scrumptious today."
I smacked his head and ran inside.
bed of pain
Same bat time.
Same bat place.
Same bed of pain.
three minutes later
Dave didn't tell me what he, er.. wanted to tell me.
one minute later
I'll never find out now!
two minutes later
I think that I might have the Horn for Dave.
one minute later
The specific horn, to be exact.
five minutes later
No, I have the specific horn for Masimo, who is my boyfriend. And Italian.
one minute later
And Dave has Emma, his girlfriend.
one minute later
I really wonder what he wanted to tell me.
ten minutes later
Phone's ringing. Surely, someone will be downstairs to pick it up..
five seconds later
"GEORGIA, WOULD YOU PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE ALREADY?!"
Such kinds words of my dearest Vati.
one minute later
It was Jas.
"Loon Headquarters, Queen of Aggers speaking."
"Georgia? Is that you?"
"Yes, it's me, Jas. What do you want?"
"What happened? Did you make your choice?"
"I, er, I-I.."
"I'll be there in ten minutes."
"Thanks, Jas."
She can be a good besty pally sometimes.
ten minutes later
Jas showed up. She gave me a matey hug. We went up to my room and I immediately started blubbing. "Georgia, what the hell did you do?"
two minutes later
"I-I-I.. I told Dave what Masimo said and he got a bit of a tizz and said that he might be okay with it but he wanted a last snog.."
Jas went all wide-eyed. "So, did he snog you?"
"Y-yes.. And it was amazing and he really is a tip top snogger and he looked into my eyes and I went jelloid and-and.."
I went into full blubbing mode.
five minutes later
"Gee.. Calm down. Do you want a glass of water?"
I nodded.
one minute later
Jas came back with the glass of water. I gulged it all down.
"So, he snogged you and you went jelloid. That happens every time, right?"
"Yes.. But this was the 'one last snog'.. And when he looked into my eyes like that, I just.."
"What?"
"I got the horn."
one minute later
Jas is just staring at me with her mouth wide open.
"Jas, shut your gob, you're bound to catch flies."
"I just can't believe you, Georgia! You dump Dave for Masimo, and then you go off snogging with Dave anyway and now you lurve him! You can be such a tart sometimes!"
"I know, Jas, I know! There's no need for you to make it worse, I think it's crap enough as it is."
She just looked at me.
"So, what are you going to do now?"
"I'll just go out with the Lurve God and forget about Dave. There's nothing to do about it now. Besides, Dave has Emma anyway, she's his girlfriend."
"Why did you say 'girlfriend' like that?"
"I don't know, Jas, I truly don't know."
three minutes later
"And Dave said he had something to tell me before I told him we couldn't be mates anymore.. Now I'll never find out what he had to say.."
"I'll ask Tom to ask Dave.."
"Be subtle, Jas. The key words are subtlosity and glaciosity."
"I've done it before, Georgia, don't worry."
ten minutes later
bed of pain
Jas left. She had to go see Hunky, they're off to the woods to go find mosses and badger poo. So much for my so-called besty pally.
one minute later
She better be casual and glacious..
So.. What do you think?
R&R!
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