A/N
(To the tune of The Real Slim Shady)
Guess who's back, back again; Waffle's back, tell a friend!

Okay guys, you requested it so here it is, the first chapter to my first ever sequel! Sorry it took so long for me to write it, after I read Breaking Dawn I needed some time to sit back and process what had just happened to our beloved vampires and werewolves (ahem shape shifters now). I actually wasn't even sure if I was even going to continue writing fanfiction after I read it because I felt sort of thrown through a loop and didn't know how I felt about what had occurred in BD. But now I know and have decided that I like BD, even though it didn't quite meet my expectations.

Anyways, enough of my rambling, here's the story!

Disclaimer- I asked SM if I could own Twilight, she said no.

JPOV

I was sitting at my desk in a slight stupor, thinking back on the recent series of events that had unfolded since the 'incident' had occured.

Since Edward and Emmett had now finished their community service, and I my detentions, things had calmed down around the Cullen household, at least on the surface. You see, below the surface I am still seething because I still have not, as of yet, enacted my revenge against Emmett for the role he played in the 'incident'.

And according to Edward, seeing as he and I are back on somewhat good terms, Emmett thinks I have forgotten completely about what he helped do to me; But one thing about a vampire is that they never forget, I have just not decided what torture is fitting enough for my dear oaf of a brother.

That is going to change soon though, very soon. His day of reckoning is near.

So there I sat, not only thinking now, but plotting when suddenly, I was pulled out of my stupor by a sound near the door.

"Why hello Jasper, what's this I hear about you planning to torture Emmett?" Edward asked as he sauntered into Alice and my bedroom where I had been plotting.

"What?" I questioned, feigning innocence, "where did you hear that?"

He reached up and tapped his temple with a knowing smirk.

"Ah, that," I said, dropping my act, "How bout you stay out of my head for a while, okay? The last thing I need is for you to go skipping off to Emmett to rat me out."

"First, let's get a few things straight," Edward replied in an amused tone, "One, I don't skip and two, I'm assuming you are going to be needing some help and I am here to offer you my services."

"Uh-huh," I said skeptically, "and why should I believe you are going to help me, after all, it was you who caused the 'incident'" I made quotation marks in the air as I said this, "before. Truly I should also be plotting revenge against you more than Emmett."

"Yes, that is true, you should and you could, but you're not and to express my gratitude, I would like to help you, because there is no way you will be able to bring him down alone. So what do you say, partners?" Edward asked while holding out his hand like he was waiting for me to shake it.

As he was saying all this it slowly started to sink in that he was right, and I was going to need help. So, grudgingly, I stood and shook his hand.

"Fine. Partners."

A/N Woo-hoo! Edward and Jasper have teamed up to become the ultimate threat! This shall be interesting, especially since I have absolutely NO IDEA what-so-ever as to what they are going to do to Emmett, it's going to be just as much a surprise to me as it will be to you! (If anybody wants to make any suggestions I'm all ears hint-hint)

Also, if you are reading this chapter for the second time you may notice some changes, when I went back to read it I wasn't happy and decided to revise it a bit.

REVIEW or else the walrus, panda, and BOTH monkeys will team up to become the ultimate threat!