My Cat the Matchmaker

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Wait. You left him at home?

I slowly blink. Sunlight streams in through my bedroom windows and I groan in discontentment.

My phone buzzes and I look at it.

"What do you want, who are you, and why the hell did you wake me up at seven in the morning?"

"GOOD MORNING SAKU-KUN!"

"Sia. Shut up."

"Today's the perfect day for our plans! I can't believe it turned out to be such a perfect day! EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE GREAT!"

My brain was not awake enough to process what she was saying. I huff. "Sia…what plans?"

"…The humongo group date?"

"OH MY GOD! THAT'S TODAY?" I bolt out of bed, landing on the floor.

'OOF!"

"…Saku-kun, are you alright?"

"NO! AND STOP CALLING ME THAT! AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT CALLING ME SAKU-CHAN!"

"…Fine…" I could basically hear the pout in her voice.

"Who's picking me up?"

"Me and Sasu."

"…Uh. OK."

"We haven't left yet."

"Can you wait for at least half an hour?"

'Ten minutes?"

"Fifteen?"

'Alright, fine."

"Great." Click.

I tossed my phone on the bed and threw my closet doors open.

Light jeans. Check.

Emerald green tank top that matches my eyes.

Check.

Black, soft-over shirt.

Check.

Green Converse.

Check.

Alrightie.

I threw the whole ensemble on, did my makeup, rushed down the stairs, grabbed breakfast, my purse, and walked out the door just as Sia and Sasuke pulled up.

"Greetings earthling!" Sia gave me a thumbs-up and grinned.

"SHUT UP SIA!" I yell at her as I jump into the car.

We're almost there when Sia says, "Where's Bells?"

Wait.

WHAT?

"OH MY GOD, I LEFT HIM AT HOME!" I shriek.

Sasuke smirks at me.

"No worries…everything will be fine…I think…" Sia tries to comfort me.

"Everything will not be OK! But it's too late to turn back…"

And it was. Because at that moment, we pulled into a beach/picnic-like-area's parking lot.

As soon as we get out, everyone's surrounding us.

"FOREHEAD!"

"Yo ino-pig."

"Ugh…billboard brow…"

"Heh. Stupid boar."

"THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA-!" Thankfully she didn't, because Sai and Temari held her back.

"Troublesome."

"SHUT UP!" Ino and Temari slapped him over the head.

"G-guys? Can we stop fighting and eat?"

"HINA'S RIGHT! LET'S ALL BE FRIENDS!" Sia chirps, wrapping an arm around my neck and her other one around Sasuke's.

I mumble incoherent things as she drags both of her prisoners (me and Sasuke) toward the picnic table.

'So. Where's the prize cat?' Sai asks.

Dead silence.

Everyone looks at me.

"Well…you see…' I start.

"She accidentally left him at home," smirks Sasuke from my left.

Sia whacks him over the head. "Enough, Sasukle!"

Sasuke chokes on his sandwich. "Sasukle?"

"Yes! Sasukle!"

"WTF?" asks my date.

'…Please don't ask that question around her," I say, interrupting. "You're her brother. You should know better."

Sasuke gives me a look. Naruto snickers.

I glare at him, and, under the table, kick him in the shin.

"OW! Holy-"

"Shut up Naruto! We're in a park with little kids!" Ino reprimands him.

"Tch…they're gonna hear it one day…"

"Naruto! Don't ruin the innocence of little kids!" Tenten says. "It's not nice."

"…Ummm…Naruto's nice?" Sia asks.

The guys all chuckle. Naruto pouts, and even Hinata hides a giggle under her hand.

"Hey! I am too nice!" Naruto grumbles.

"Yar yar yar," Sia and Temari say on cue.

"Ok…enough…" Gaara mutters, hand on Sia's shoulder.

"Troublesome," mutters Shikamaru.

Whack! Whack! Slap!

We all look at Sia. "What was that for?"

She shrugs. "I dunno…I just want to be part of the group…"

"Heh. Dickless. Beat up by three girls."

"SHUT UP SAI!" all six of us girls yell.

"I DO TOO HAVE A DICK!"

Dead silence.

"Oh my frickin' god."

My Cat the Matchmaker

"Well. That was fun," I say. I'm standing on my front porch, and Sasuke's standing next to me.

He smirks. "Yeah…"

"Although…I kinda of wish it had lasted longer."

"Stupid dobe. Got us kicked out."

"Wouldn't you kick us out too, if someone yelled 'dick' in the middle of a family park?"

"…Hnn…"

I giggled. "Thanks for dropping me off."

"See you on Tuesday," He murmurs, leaning forward and pressing a kiss to my lips. He then turns around, hands jammed into his pockets.

"DON'T BE LATE!" I shout after him.

"Hnn."

I open the door. There's Bells, smirking smugly.

"Mrow."

"Oh shut up," I blush.

Yeah. Life was good.

THE END

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The End The End Rant:

Oh.

My.

Gosh.

It's the end! The last chapter!

(finally)

It only took me a month and a half to write it...eh heh heh... -rubs back of head sheepishly-

OK...so there's like a week between this chapter and chapter seven (in the story...).

And Sasuke and Sakura are together.

Who knows how he wooed her?

Maybe a poem?

...Or not...

But. Yeah. They're officially (ish) together and he hasn't changed his 'hnn'-ing ways.

Oh well. That's what makes Sasuke Sasuke!

THANK YOU ONE AND ALL WHO REVIEWED! Without you, this story would've been discarded to the lower pits of hell.

xD.

Thank you Theblackroseofkonoha, randomly-creative, waveblader213, Saya'z Sasu9, Minion 101, Animecherryblossem33, Me and Gaara 4ever, Kaydreams, randomhottiexoxo, totalnarutofangirl85 and kerapal bubbles!

So...this story is officially over!

...How is it possible?

(Magic!)

Anyways...thank you one and all.

Ja ne,

Lady Maybelle of Confusion