Yup, another song fic to fill in time. i came up with it after hearing teenage dirtbag by wheatus. I don't own dgm or the song.

And yeah, theres yullen in here, but honestly, who else could be more perfect to play the dick boyfriend?

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His name is Allen
I always dream about him
He's so damn cute
But it's a bad sin to love him

Oh how he suits
red bows and black boots
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a teenage bookman baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage bookman baby
Listen please I just love you baby please please

His boyfriend's a dick
he carries a giant katana
he tries to kill me
When I try act more funner

He lives on Al's floor
I can't take anymore
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me...

Cause I'm just a teenage bookman baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage bookman baby
Listen please I just love you baby please please

Oh yeah, bookman
No, I can't let him know i feel yeah
Oh yeah, bookman
No, I can't let him know i feel yeah

Man I feel so cold
Midnight work in the library
Then lo and behold
with a blanket he's coming over to me

This isn't real
I'm not allowed to feel
How does he know who I am?
And why does he give a damn about me?

He says:
"I love you so, no need to be alone Lavi
Let me sit with you don't say no ok?
I prefer bookmen to samurai, Lavi
Like you."

Oh yeah, bookman
Now I have a heart so too bad
Oh yeah, bookman
Now I have a heart so too bad

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Corny, but at least its something ^^ dont worry guys, im working on fics. also, a new smut will be done soon!

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