I know you guys are thinking, "Finally, man! 'Bout time you posted it up!" Sorry! With all the projects and exams…I'm REALLY tired! But I decided to finish the story once and for all! This chapter was long for me!

Epilogue…

It's been about two weeks now ever since the…incident.

After my little argument with Alice, Edward gave me a great present--a pack full of kisses. He spent every waking hour with me--literally. Gotta love him, right? Nothing could go wrong…?

Well, things can go wrong, if I do say so myself.

Here I am right now in Alice's bathroom, in front of a huge vanity mirror filled with make-up and cosmetics, being tortured to death--pun intended. Although, my back was turned away from the mirror.

"Cheer up, Bells!" Alice said happily. "You'll look perfect-o!" She said the last word with a Spanish accent.

"Yay," I said with a dull voice. "Are you done yet?" I really wanted to go to Edward.

"Almost," she sang. I groaned. Man! Can't she hurry up?! She's a vampire for Pete's sake!

"And…done!" She quickly turned the chair around, and I faced the mirror. All I did was gasp at the dark-haired beauty in front of me.

She had her hair tied in a low pony tail but pushed to the side-- all curly and shiny. Not much make-up, though, but I liked that. Only a little bit gloss. Strawberry flavored. Yummy!

I smiled and turned to hug my favorite little pixie. "Thank you!" I was so happy to have an almost sister like her. She laughed and hugged back.

"Told ya'!" she said smug and stuck her tongue out. "I just knew it was gonna happen!"

"I bet you saw that I was going to like it," I told her. All the smugness faded away from her. I can see that clearly from her snowy white face.

"Good point! And…," she said smug again, "I saw that Edward will like it. Oh, and Emmett will be coming in 3…2…1…Now!" She pointed her finger towards the door.

"Bella!" Emmett called right on time. He barged in through the door, grinning hugely. "Guess what!"

"What?" Alice and I said in unison. We looked at each other and laughed.

"I was just chatting with 'Emmett's Dream Come True' earlier!" he told us. "She's kind of obsessed with me, but who wouldn't be?! Oh, and by the way, can you calm Edward down, Bells?"

"For what? Why don't you just ask, Jasper?" I asked confused.

"While I was chatting with her, Edward was just behind me reading it. Then all of a sudden, he couldn't stop laughing because of something she typed! Edward's emotions are so crazy, that Jasper started to laugh!"

"What was it that made her laugh?" I asked him. I giggled for no reason. It must be that crazy!

Emmett looked at me weirdly before replying, "I dunno. I think it was um…Oh! "Stop typing so fast, Emmett! I reply back to your messages, and one second you reply back! My fingers are aching!" And the other one is, "Oh, yeah! I named my pet fish after you!" I replied back and said, "What?" she said, "Fred!" And I just don't see what the problem is!" It was silent for a moment before Alice and I started laughing.

"Ack!" I couldn't reply back well. I couldn't stop laughing. Alice stopped laughing and went up to Emmett. I stopped laughing, also.

"Won't Rosalie get mad if she found out that you were chatting with a complete stranger?" Alice asked. Carlisle, Esme, and Rosalie went to go hunting.

"No, she won't." His answer was quick and firm. What was he talking about?

"Yes, she would!" Alice cried. "I saw it!"

"Why would she get mad?"

"'Cause you were chatting with that girl!"

"No, I wasn't."

"Yes! I know these things!" She emphasized the last sentence 'cause it was true.

"Know what?"

"Are you trying to confuse me?!"

"What're talking about?"

"Wha--I--he--Ugh!" she spluttered her sentence. "Oh, yeah? Ms. Penanickel!" Emmett's eyes went wide.

"Curse you! Dude! Man! Her face is stuck in my face!" Emmett shouted. He left the room yelling out, "Ugh, back to you!"

"Who's Ms. Pen--whatever?" I asked.

"Emmett's obsessed pre-school teacher," she said.

"Oh," I said. "Well, let's go save Edward and Jasper." Alice smiled at me and picked me up.

"What the--?!" We were in the living room in about two seconds. She put me down and I glared at her.

"What?" she asked, innocent.

I rolled my eyes. "Nothing." I turned to look at the two boys on the floor, laughing. Alice danced over to Jasper and picked him up by his shirt.

"Shut up!" she shouted. I sighed and walked over to Edward.

"Edward," I called him, "calm down, please?" I put on my best puppy-face expression. He looked up and immediately stopped laughing and smiled.

"Hello, love," he greeted me. "It seems we have to change the definition for 'beautiful."

"Why?"

"With you standing here, nothing can be any more beautiful than you," he stated as if it was a fact. "Don't call me biased," he added.

I rolled my eyes. "It's just a casual look."

"Casual or not, still beautiful," he said. He got up and put his arm around my waist. I didn't even notice the argument Alice and Emmett are having.

"…she is going to find out!" Alice said.

"Find out about what?" Emmett acted innocent.

"About what you did!" Alice said annoyed.

"What did he do?" a voice came from behind us. There standing Rosalie--and her shockingly beautiful face--with Carlisle and Esme.

"Welcome home!" I greeted them. They all looked at me and smiled.

"Thank you, Bella," Esme said warmly.

"Why thank you, Bella! It's about time we got a proper greeting," Carlisle said. I giggled at his last sentence.

"Thanks, Bella!" Rosalie smiled at me. "Now, can you tell me what Emmett did?"

"Well, um…E--" Emmett quickly covered my mouth. "Mm!"

"N-Nothing, Rose!" Emmett said nervously.

"Emmett get your hand off of, Bella." Edward growled.

"Shh!"

"Fine." His smile became sly. He turned to Rosalie. "He was chatting with that girl he was dreaming about while he was in Bella's body." He said that so fast that I wasn't sure I even heard it right.

"WHAT?!" her voice was so loud, that I had to cover my ears. Edward rubbed my arm.

Emmett took his hand off of my mouth and ran to Rosalie. "He's lying!"

"I told you she was going to get mad!" Alice said smugly. "Hah!" Suddenly, the doorbell rang and Carlisle rushed to get it.

"Well, I kind of invited her," Emmett said in a small voice.

"YOU WHAT?!" Rosalie screeched. Carlisle came in looking nervous.

"K-Keep your voice down low, Rosalie. We have a visitor," he said nervously.

"Emmett! It's been so long!" came a nasally, hoarse voice.

"Aah!" Emmett screamed and ran. Ms. Penanickel appeared wearing what appeared like rags. I heard Rosalie growl and sprang at her.

"No, Rosalie!" Edward and Carlisle said at the same time. Rosalie grabbed poor Ms. Penanickel and rushed up the stairs. About three seconds later, Rosalie appeared with Ms. Penanickel tied to a chair.

"Can I kill her?" she asked Carlisle.

"No!" Carlisle said appalled. "You've just exposed us, Rosalie!" She grinned.

"All the more reason to kill her," she said in an evil voice. "You can help Alice!" Alice clapped her hands and ran over to Rosalie.

"I knew this was gonna happen! Yay!" she cheered. Carlisle sighed.

"You can only torture her," Carlisle told them. Rosalie pouted.

"Fine."

"Let's go!" Alice said happily. Ms. Penanickel was scared.

"What?! Where's my Emmett?! W-What are you guys?!" Then she fainted. Rosalie growled, quickly grabbed the chair and ran. Alice tailed behind her.

"Let's make her eat nuts!" I heard Alice shout. "She's allergic to it!"

"I was thinking we could do something that involves venom and knives!" Rosalie replied.

"Rose!" Carlisle scolded her.

"Sorry!"

"Hmmm…I'll go make you something to eat, Bella!" Esme told me. I was about to say no, but she was gone.

"You know," Edward said in my ear, "that's how you should have acted when you found out about us."

"Then I wouldn't be here, "I reminded him.

"True."

"Ew! You guys are not going to make out in front of me!" Jasper said and left.

Edward smiled. "And now that we're alone…" He leaned in to kiss me but then I remembered something.

"Are we forgetting something?" I asked him. I felt him stiffen beside me.

"Let's not ruin the moment shall we?" he told me.

SOMEWHERE BEYOND THE BEYOND…OR THE CULLENS' BACKYARD…Third POV

"Hey!" Jacob called from the dog-cage. "I've been in here for a long time, man! Let me out! I'm hungry and I haven't had a good night's sleep in days! Bella! Bl--Edward!"

"Dang it! I can't phase! This thing is too small! Where are the other werewolves?! Ugh! Help!" Jacob called again. He saw a figure coming towards him.

"Ohh…what's wrong with that Blondie?" the figure murmured. "Huh? Who's--?" She saw Jacob better and smiled.

"Yes! Thank you! Can you please help me?!" Jacob pleaded.

"Well, aren't you the handsomest little thing," she said seductively.

"Wha—What's with that face?! N--No! No! Noooooooo!!"

The End.

Review!! This is the long awaited epilogue! See ya' in another story!

Monica-san