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Onto chapter 2!! xD
Chapter 2: Bore me
To continue off from where we last left our SP crew, Tamao was about to start her flashback when a sudden urgent situation needed tending.
Chiyo: (squirming in the corner) Eeeeeehg!! I don't know what to do!
Nagisa: Um... Um... Well... ah… What is there that we can do?!
Shizuma: (sighs) She's just going to have to hold it.
Chiyo: (gasps) No! I m-mean… I don't know if I can do it!
Tsubomi: Well it's your fault for not going to the bathroom earlier! Why'd you have to drink all that juice anyway?
Chiyo: I-I didn't know we'd get stuck in here!
She whimpered when Tsubomi glared at her.
Kaname: This is just great! (Frowns) Not only are we stuck in this damn thing but, maid-girl has to use the stinking bathroom! Man! Can this day get any worse?
Momomi: Well you could be straight and in bed with a man right now.
She looks at her seriously.
Kaname: Uh… Talk about kill joy…?
Yaya: (ponders) Straight? What do you mean…? Oh! I get it! You mean if she wasn't into you-know-what, she would probably be with a man and enjoy his you-know-what, right? Ah, yes... The joys of being bent.
She grinned, stifling her laughter as Kaname raised a fist at her.
Kaname: You know, I might get you one day, Nanto! Just you see! I'm going to give you a piece of my mind! (Clenches her fist)
Amane: If you give her a piece of your mind, she might become stupider… Or more of a sexual predator.
Hikari: Amane-sempai… (sweatdrops) I don't think that'll be good.
Yaya: Hah! Like she'll ever get me! (Sticks her tongue out) I'm too cool to be messed with.
Kaname: Why I outta—
Momomi cuts her off abruptly.
Momomi: (hugs Kaname) Calm down, Kana-Poo! (Smiles) Just relax and I'll make you feel better... (Smirks)
Shion: Kana-Poo? What the hell?
Chikaru: I think it's cute! Ne, Shi-Chan?
Shion: H-hey! That's not cute at all! (Blushes slightly) And don't call me that!
Yaya: Oh no! My virgin eyes! I'm too cool for that!
She laughs momentarily before realizing something.
Yaya: Oh wait! (Blinks) That didn't come out right. I'm too cool for that!
Tsubomi: You moron! Why the heck do you keep saying 'I'm too cool for that'? It's annoying!
Yaya: Eheheh... (sweatdrops) Because I'm too cool for that. (Grins)
Tsubomi: (slaps her upside the head) Shaddup!
Yaya: I'm too cool to shaddup!
Tsubomi: Aaarrgh!! (Flails her arms)
Hikari: Yaya-chan... Is a…?
Amane: No, Hikari-chan, she isn't. She just made a mistake.
Hikari: Oh! I just thought it was kind of odd. Why would she be a virgin if she seems…? Skilled in such a… thing?
Miyuki: Ah... Can we just forget this all?
Shion: I don't think the actual virgins want to hear this kind of stuff. (Frowns) Dumbasses.
Chikaru: You seriously need to get laid— Err... I mean you need to go out more! (Smiles innocently)
Shion: What? What did you say? I don't think I heard you right.
Chikaru: Haha, Oh nothing, deary! (Laughs)
Shion: Ah, damnit all. (Grumbles)
Chiyo: Helloo! Have you all forgotten?! I need to use the bathroom! Seriously I have to go!
Tamao: Well… What can we say, there's not much for us to do.
Chiyo: Anything! Tamao-sempai, your can! A corner! A plastic bag! (Looks at everyone) Your hands!?
Backing away in a corner, everyone stares at Chiyo, a bit disturbed.
Shizuma: (clutching Nagisa tightly) Oh god no…
Yaya: (hides her hands behind her back) No way! I'm too cool for that!
Tsubomi: Seriously, Yaya-sempai! You say that one more time and I'm going to have to smack you!
Yaya: I'm too cool— (Smack) oof!
A loud 'Smack is heard as Yaya's face has a red hand mark on it.
Yaya: Augh… That hurt…
Tamao: Well, you had it coming. (Holding onto her can of coins, tightly)
Tsubomi: I wasn't lying!
Yaya: Bleh! I'm too cool—
She abruptly stops as Tsubomi gives her a death glare.
Yaya: Uhm… (sweatdrops) Hi?
Tsubomi: (sighs in aggravation)
Chiyo: Eeeeek! Bathroom! PLEASE!!
Miyuki: I'm sorry, Chiyo-chan, but you're going to have to hold it till we get out of here.
Shizuma: There's no way in the heck are we all going be stuck in here, and let you release such foul liquid while we all suffer from getting… wet.
Kaname: Besides, it'll stink the place up.
Nagisa: Please, no! I don't want to die young!! (Cries)
Shion: You know… It's quite odd, but… Why haven't we tried getting help?
She pointed to the elevator walls. They were giant windows, basically.
Miyuki: We could've got attention from the people passing by.
Shizuma: If they even look!
She banged on the window, oblivious to the people walking by, down below.
Shizuma: See? They don't even see or hear us at all.
Nagisa: Ah… (Waves her hand in front of her face) It's getting kind of hot in here…
Shizuma: Oooooh! Are you hinting at something there? (Grins)
Nagisa: Huh? Uh… I think so.
Shizuma: What is it?
Nagisa: It's hot and I want Ice cream! (Smiles)
Shizuma: Oh I see… (Mumbles) Darn.
Thirty-minutes later.
Miyuki: (sighs as she shakes her head in dismay) Why do we have idiotic friends?
Shion: (scoffs) You tell me!
Chikaru: Hey! I think it's quite amusing! At least it's fun to watch!
Shion: You are sick!
Chikaru: No, just in need of entertainment of course! Besides, I know you're laughing in that big-competetive-Miator-beating-head of yours.
Shion: Hey, don't push your luck.
Chikaru: Aw, you're just being cute, is all.
Shion: (looks away) Ok, Ok, enough.
Tamao: You know… This is kind of… disturbing.
Chiyo: Mmmngh… (Hasn't been paying attention because lack of bathroom usage) What's happening?
Tamao: (points to the three couples) That... Is what's happening.
Apparently, Because it was getting hot in that little compartment, the three stooges—I mean, horny—Oh god, sorry, the three daring dominant rapists—Ah geez, my mistake! Anyway… Shizuma, Yaya and Kaname were stripped of some of their clothing. Shizuma had her tie around her forehead and shirt unbuttoned. Yaya was down to her bra and skirt and Kaname was close to being-- We don't need to go into detail! They were trying to get their counterparts to undress as well. Actually, Kaname had already succeeded, for Momomi had already started stripping once Kaname suggested the idea to her. There was no stopping her.
At the moment, Kaname and Momomi were in their own corner doing only-what-one-would-consider-indecent while Shizuma was unsuccessfully trying to take Nagisa's skirt off. Yaya, on the other hand, was trying to yank Tsubomi's sweater off; unfortunately, she wasn't having any success either.
Shizuma: (gripping Nagisa's skirt, pulling it) Come on Nagisa-chan, you know it's hot in here! Why don't you air out your legs?
Nagisa: (sweatdrops) Eheh… Um… I think I'm fine with it on. It'll be ok! Really!
Shizuma: No, no! That's not right! You need the oxygen! It'll help you breath!
Miyuki: From her legs? (Frowns)
Shizuma: Of course! Why not?
Tamao: That's absurd! Yet… So… Right!
Miyuki: Tamao?
Tamao: Hehehe… Nothing, nothing!
Shizuma: Nagisa-chan! Your… Skirt! It's… Pissing me… Off!
Nagisa: Don't pull it too hard! It'll rip!
At that very moment, her skirt ripped in half, revealing her strawberry patterned-panties.
Nagisa: Eh?! No! My skirt!
Shizuma: Ooooh, the loli type, I see! (Grins)
Tamao: Wow, strawberries…
Nagisa: Nooooooo! I've been exposed!
Miyuki: Oh dear… (sweatdrops)
Nagisa: Now what am I gonna wear?
Yaya: (who's still trying to get Tsubomi's sweater off, looks over to Nagisa) Nothing! (Looks back at Tsubomi) Hey brat! Take your damn sweater off! Just looking at you wearing it makes this room hot! How the hell do you manage to still wear it in here!
Tsubomi: Stupid Yaya-sempai! Let go! I don't need to take it off! I'm fine with it on! Why don't you put your clothes back on!
Yaya: 'Cause it's friggin' hot, duh! (smirks) Besides, you know you like it! Now take it off! (Yanks the sweater like crazy) Come on! Get off already!
After a few hard tugs, she finally gets Tsubomi's sweater over her head.
Yaya: Aha! I did it! Yes! I am the best! (Waves Tsubomi's sweater around) Hahahahaha!
Sweater less, Tsubomi leaps at Yaya.
Tsubomi: Hey! Give that back, baka!
Yaya: (holds her down with one arm, while the other holds up the sweater high above them) Nope! Ya gotta get it from me first, squirt!
Tsubomi: (groans) That's it! I've had enough of your idiotic antics!
Through the window behind them, a bird peeks at the group inside.
Shion: HEY! (She moves forward, accidently bumping into Tsubomi as she tries to get to the window) A bird!
Tsubomi: Waitami-- (falls onto Yaya) Whaaa!!
The bird flies away, leaving a little gift on the window/wall whatever-thingy.
Shion: Agh! Gross! (Backs away)
Chikaru: Ara! Look what you did! (Smiles as she points to Yaya and Tsubomi)
Shion: Huh? What? I didn't… (Looks at them) Oh… My bad.
Both Yaya and Tsubomi are in a weird position, with Tsubomi on top, kissing her. Both of them have a wide-eyed expression. Although, Yaya's expression quickly changes to a mischievous one.
Tsubomi: (pulls away, quickly) A-ah! W-what the hell?!
She moves away slowly, her face turning red.
Yaya: (blinks then grins) Oooh! Tsubomi-chan, how bold of you, if you wanted to kiss me, you didn't have to make Shion do it for you. I would've said yes, you know!
Tsubomi: (blushes) N-no! I d-didn't do it on p-purpose!
Yaya: Haha, you're blushing! (Throws Tsubomi's sweater at her)
Tsubomi: Stupid Yaya-sempai… (Looks away, turning redder)
Hikari: Oh! Oh! See!? They do like each other! It's obvious! Aw! I'm so happy for them!
Amane: Yes, quite glad.
Tamao: (sighs) You guys… We still didn't get to do my flashback, ya know?!
All: What?
Tamao: My damn flashback! Damnit It all! You guys never know how to pay attention without changing the friggin' subject! Geez! It's like talking to a bunch of six year olds!
Yaya: (messing with Tsubomi) Haha, I wanna be four!
Tsubomi: (trying to choke Yaya) You're gonna be a dead four year old if you don't stop!
Yaya: Oooh, owch! (Sarcastic) That hurt! That hurt real deep, Tsubomi-chan.
Tsubomi: (groans)
Nagisa: Wait! I have a question!
Shizuma: What is it, love?
Nagisa: I was watching a weird American cartoon the other day, consisting of a talking sponge, and I was wondering, what the heck is 'wumbo'?
Miyuki: You're not serious, are you?
Nagisa: No! I'm 104 pounds of serious!
Kaname: Looks like Miss-goody-two-shoes-dumb-as-rocks isn't too bright, eh?
Shion: I don't think that's a word.
Chikaru: It's supposed to mean… 'Big', I believe. It's not really a word, but, does it really matter?
Nagisa: Oh I see now! Haha, wumbo… (Laughs) It makes me giggle! Wumbo! Hahahahaha!
Shizuma: That funny, huh? Wumbo!
Nagisa: Hahahahahahahaha!! (Cracks up)
Kaname: Overreacting much?
Shion: Agreed. (Nods)
Tamao: The things we do with idiots… (Shakes her head) Guess my flashback is gonna have to wait.
To be continued.
Yup! I got bored again. Lol This is all for now!
By the way, yes, I was watching Spongebob and... Yeah.. You get the picture. Lol WUMBO!