Hello my fellow fan fiction people this is my fourthteenth story. I strongly suggest that you read the other thirteen in order before you read this one otherwise you will not get it. The order is Cool Zim, The Stacker that came from the Stars, Zim and Gaz together at last, Zim's First Love, Zim's Future, Army Zim, Zim's Worst Nightmare, Zim and Fruit what a pair, Dib's new Alley, Amethyst's weird cruse of Doom, The Return of the Stalker that came from the Starts, Pool of Horrors, and Talent show of Doom. They are all really good so don't worry. I don't own Invader Zim but I do own the newest character in here. Enjoy.

Grand Prize of RJ Doom

Setting 1 the auditorium

Mr. Elliot and Mrs. Bitters are on the stage and everyone is in the auditorium.

-Mr. Elliot- Hi kids I would like to thank you all for coming to this Skool assembly. It is now time to announce what the Grand Prize of last nights talent show was. You see the whole reason why we had the talent show was to find out who would get the staring roles of our new Skool play for this year Romeo and Juliet.

-Amethyst- Like the song?

-Students- Ha-ha

-Mr. Elliot- Settle down kids. No Amethyst not like the song Hey Juliet but that song was basted off of this play. No this play is about two star crossed lovers who fall in love but they're not supposed to. But they finally find away to be together in death after one final kiss. Now let me announce the cast. (he goes through the list then he gets to our starts) Gaz since you did not really take part in the talent show you will be playing the Narrator.

-Gaz- Whatever. (she goes back to her game)

-Mr. Elliot- Keef you will be playing Mercutio.

-Keef- Yeah this will be so much fun.

-Mr. Elliot- Zim you will be playing Tybalt.

-Zim- What who is this Tybalt person of which you speak explain to Zim.

-Dib- Jesse Zim don't you know any thing about the play Tybalt is the guy that gets killed by Romeo in the 3rd act.

-Zim- What lies lies I refuse to play a pathetic human that gets killed by another pathetic human it is not worthy of my superior skills and thuther more…

-Mr. Bitters- Silence! If I have to put up with watching this play then you shall put up with what ever parts you get.

-Mr. Elliot- Well put Mr. Bitters now for our staring roles. Amethyst since you tied for the win you get to be Juliet.

-Amethyst- What you mean I actually have to kiss a human that's disgusting and who gets to play Romeo please don't tell me it's…

-Mr. Elliot- Dib yes it is him he did tie with you after all.

-Dib- What you mean I actually have to kiss that space monster this is insane.

-Amethyst- You have to kiss me, what about me I have to put my superior lips on your filthy disgusting lips that just gross.

-Zim- I agree with my little sister you can't make her kiss that thing I object to this whole ordeal.

-Mr. Bitters- Silence if I hear one more compliant out of you three then you will all receive detention forever.

-Amethyst, Zim, & Dib- Yes Ma'am

-Mr. Elliot- Ok everyone that is the cast now pick up your scripts on the way out and head for class. The first rehearsal is tonight see you then.

Zim and Amethyst pick up their scripts.

-Amethyst- This is just terrible Zim if I had know that this was the prize then I would of never entered that contest in the first. Despite the fact that I had a great time singing this is still got to be the worst prize in the history of bad prizes. Do I really have to do this?

-Zim- I know that you don't want to do this Amethyst but for the sake of the mission you must do it.

-Amethyst- O.k. I'll do it but only for the sake of the mission and I won't enjoy a minute of it. (they start to leave but then Dib grabs Amethyst away from Zim as Zim continues to walk)

-Dib- Look Amethyst it is clear that both of use don't want to do this. So why don't you just admit to the world that you and your father are aliens and then we can avoid this whole kissing thing all together.

-Amethyst- First of all Dib me and my big brother are human not aliens get it through your think head already. But you are right about one thing I do not want to kiss you. You are the most ugly, disgusting, stupid, vile, I've got more insults if you want to hear them, human I have ever met. And the thought of kissing you makes me want to throw up. But for the sake of the theater I will do it. Now leave me alone human filth I have to get to class. (she leaves)

-Dib- You're going to regret that space girl.

Setting 2 1st Rehearsal

It is the first rehearsal Zim is on the stage with his script in his hands with some more of the actors on stage with him. Mr. Elliot is sitting in the audience directing.

-Mr. Elliot- O.k. kids this is our first rehearsal so lets get started. Zim why don't we start out with your lines where you kill Keef.

-Zim- These words confuse Zim why are they written so stupid and inferior like. Explain to Zim.

-Mr. Elliot- Well Zim this play was written between 1591 and 1595 so what seem primitive to us was actually now to them. If you need more time to practice I completely understand.

-Zim- Never!! You assume too much filthy human I do not need practicing Zim is perfect the way he is and I will conquer these stupid words with my superior knowledge and skills. Ha-ha.

-Mr. Elliot- Good attitude Zim now lets get to work.