I am only saying this once, so pay attention :P. I do not own these characters. They belong to Stephenie Meyer. The screen names, however, belong to hiztopazeyez1206 and I. As does the plot, seeing as how this is an actual conversation.
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And see that little bar that says "Banter" in the bottom right corner? You can press the arrow next to that. There are a few chapters. Work In Progress: Editing is taking a little bit longer than expected!!
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Banter
Adonis1901- Edward
Magnet4Danger - Bella
Adonis1901: Hello, Bella.
Adonis1901: ...Bella?
Magnet4Danger: sorry...
Adonis1901: Hello.
Adonis1901: How are you?
Magnet4Danger: I am pretty good... how about you, my vampirey friend?
Adonis1901: ...I am pretty good... how about you, my vampiry friend?!
Magnet4Danger: What about it?
Magnet4Danger: I am CONFUSED...
Adonis1901: Nothing at all, my human friend. I guess I don't have a fiance anymore...
Magnet4Danger: Oh... then how about you, my vampirey FIANCE?
Magnet4Danger: better?
Adonis1901: No. That looks weird.
Adonis1901: Just call me Edward, love.
Magnet4Danger: Oh wow.
Magnet4Danger: fine... any way what are you doing?
Adonis1901: huh?
Magnet4Danger: never mind. so what is up with your family? I haven't seen Emmett or Rosalie around lately...
Adonis1901: oh! they're in London.
Magnet4Danger: really? doing what?
Adonis1901: I thought you were smarter than that, love.
Magnet4Danger: wow...
Magnet4Danger: lol, i guess i had a blonde moment... (grr.. strawberry blonde)
Adonis1901: Will you let it go... nothing happened...
Magnet4Danger: sigh
Adonis1901: She was all over me like.. well me on you, but nothing happened. Don't you trust me?
Magnet4Danger: oh my... well i guess i have to..
Adonis1901: And why is that?
Adonis1901: I am evil.
Adonis1901: Muahahah. Ha.
Magnet4Danger: in the words of edward the evil vampire: I am an evil vampire! I vant to bite you nect!
Magnet4Danger: neck
Magnet4Danger: mwaah ha ha
Adonis1901: yes... me edward. you silly human. i love bite you neck. ugg ugg.
Adonis1901: how offensive!
Adonis1901: i am not russian.
Magnet4Danger: lol
Magnet4Danger: but you are, in your own words, a vampire who has no right to have the human that loves and adores him
Magnet4Danger: am i right?
Adonis1901: In the words of Bella the silly girl: ehmagawd. who is a-that? he is seeeeew hawt. But he is like super, like creepy, you knowwww? Why are his eyes black? Ehmagawd! I'm going to like totally risk my life to be with this super hawt vampire. Thats not scary at all.
Magnet4Danger: wow...
Magnet4Danger: you need help...
Adonis1901: said the human in love with a "man" that she knows could kill her with the flick of a wrist.
Magnet4Danger: you know what? no more morbid talk...
Magnet4Danger: so are you excited?
Adonis1901: for what?
Magnet4Danger: the wedding! silly vampire...
Adonis1901: pssh no. what is there to be excited about?
Magnet4Danger: -gasp- what? i can't believe you!
Adonis1901: Kidding!
Adonis1901: I have never been more excited in my life! I'm getting you... forever.
Magnet4Danger: sure you were..
Magnet4Danger: not forever... not until you make me immortal..
Magnet4Danger: ..then forever
Adonis1901: No.
Adonis1901: Marriage is forever. As long as we both shall live- until death do we part.
Magnet4Danger: which will be never, as soon as you change me
Magnet4Danger: so maybe, you are right
Magnet4Danger: grr. i hate it when you are right
Magnet4Danger: ...
Adonis1901: When am I wrong, Bella?
Magnet4Danger: you don't play fair...
Adonis1901: Maybe you're just not playing by the right rules.
Magnet4Danger: Oh.. well I am sorry then..
Magnet4Danger: I will try to be a good little human girl from now on...