disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim

The red tallest paced back and forth, while the purple one sat down with his head in his hands. The ship captain approached them. His hands where shaking as he handed them a document rolled up and tied with red ribbon. "The official document, my tallest," he said.

The red tallest, being closest, took it. His two fingers and thumb unrolled the paper, and untying the ribbon. The words seemed to pop out at him, sending him into shock. "No!...This can't be!"he exclaimed.

The purple tallest assisted him in reading it. "We've conquered all the planets?" he said. The Captain shook his head, "All but one, Earth." The Red tallest looked up, "That's...Zim's planet."

The purple one moaned, "This is just awful."

The captain on the massive glanced at the purple curiously while questioning, "What's awful, my tallest?"

The purple tallest pointed a finger at the vending machine. "I just realized that the vending machine was out of snacks!" He whined as he looked around the room. "You!" He shouted pointing to the Irken janitor, "Get us a new vending machine!" The janitor dropped his mop while running out of the room to fetch it.

The Massive's computer flashed. On the screen red incoming call from Earth. "Speaking of Earth,it's Zim...,"announced the all mighty purple tallest.

The red one groaned, "Put him through." The screen flashed and the familiar face of the Irken named Zim was on the screen.

Zim grinned sinisterly, "My tallest, I did it." His grin widened.

The Purple tallest turned to him, "Er, did what Zim?"

Zim began maniacal laughter, but he stopped abrubtly, "My plan finally worked. I set precautions for an interfearing Earth worm named Dib. This is something I have never tried before. I am still keeping him in the cage that I kept him in while my plan of doom was unfolding." Zim stopped to clear his throaght. "Anyways, I sent out a wave of muck to make all humans dirty. Now by managing a beam through their filthy Earth baths, I have control over all human minds. Now, send the fleet. I ensure you Earth is now yours." Zim stopped waiting for a response.

The Purple and Red glanced at each other. "Err..We'll call you back Zim," The Purple and red said in unison. The Red one sighed, "Might as well send the fleet, I mean he did capture all humans under his control. " suddenly a note came through the computer.

An Irken in charge of faxes on Ship Control Squad (SCS) came up to the captain. "Sir, Zim just sent in all information on Earth he has aquired, and the note says he is fully done with information retrieval as well." He handed the note to the captain, who handed it to the tallest.

The Tallest both sighed. The purple tallest looked out their window into space, "Looks like we have no choice, this is the quickest opportunity to take over the last remaining planet. "

The Red one laughed,"You've got to be kidding. That would make Zim an actual invader." He looked over to see the Purple Tallest with a serious expression on his face. The Red Tallest raised an eyebrow, "You're serious?"

Purple nodded, "It's the only way...unfortunatlly."

They sent a transmission to Earth. Zim answered. The purple one spoke, "Okay Zim, the fleet of spaceships will come tommorow. Tommorow Earth will be ours."

Zim nodded, "I understand my tallest. Tommorow the earthmonkey's fall will come." Zim laughed evilly at his success. suddenly a familiar scream rang through the base as a little robot with blue eyes landed on Zim's Head, knocking him to the floor. "Gir get off!" Zim yelled, shoving Gir off and standing up again. "Sorry about that your Tallship, i promise everything will be perfect tommorow. Absolutley everything." Zim glared at Gir as he turned back to the screen, "Zim out."

The Red Tallest turned to a commmander, "Prepare you ships captain. We have a planet to control."