BITE ME
Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor moon, so I don't own the characters either. I also don't own any of the locations that are also in Sailor moon. Maybe an occasional park but nothing that is used in Sailor Moon. This is purely my own story, it isn't a copy so I hope you enjoy reading it, I'd also like to say something about the reviews. I think the point of reviewing is to express your views. Please feel free to tell me what you think, and please offer your suggestions. I really look forward to hearing what you think of this story, unlike my first this isn't a crossover, and I'm sure some Darien lovers are glad about that (lol, not saying I'm not… who can resist?) so without any further interruptions, I bring you BITE ME…
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1. Summary: Serena and Darien hate each other. They constantly fight and find delight in bantering with each other; in fact they make it a ritual for a heated argument to occur whenever they're together. Could this be mutual hate, or something entirely different?
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"Serena you look ridiculous! Come on, who wears to meatballs as hair?!"
Serena Tsukino could feel her temper rising; Darien Shields was at it again! Why couldn't he leave her and her unwanted 'meatballs' alone?! She felt her face begin to heat up, "ooh Darien! Why don't you get a life! You're such a dweeb-myster! Don't you have places to be?"
Darien grinned mischievously before answering "where else meatball head?"
Serena crossed her arms, why did he have to be so impossible? "Um… maybe in a pigsty with the rest of your kind?"
Darien smiled smugly at the aggravated girl; he couldn't seem to help himself. "wow meat ball head! Seems your brain isn't dead after all! I mean if I didn't just hear you spouting those words I'd be fooled. What with your average of thirty percent and all…"
That was the only thing Serena needed to hear. She grabbed her unfinished milkshake and dunked the remains on Darien's head. "Aw… Darien it seems you're all wet! Too bad! Take a shower soon; I'm sure you wouldn't want that to stick. Well, I've got to run… I'll see you around when you're dried up…" Serena threw him a cheeky grin before walking out of the café.
Just as Serena left, Darien's friend and the owner of the Café/Arcade; Andrew stepped into view. He had become accustomed to seeing the two fight, and decided long back on not getting involved. He preferred to watch. "Ah… how many times do I have to tell you Darien? Leave the kid alone!"
Darien laughed; he never really meant any of what he said. It was just something that happened on impulse. "Relax Andrew; she doesn't mind! By the way, like my new look?"
Andrew smiled broadly, and leaned against the wall, "It suits you."
Darien stuck a finger into his wet hair and pulled out a finger dripping with milkshake. "I thought so too. I'll have to hand it to her; everything aside, this is one delicious milkshake! You want some?"
Andrew shook his head vigorously; he grabbed his broom and started to sweep. "Ha, ha you know I'd love to, but I've got work. Why don't you go home and clean up? Seriously, you look like you need a long shower…"
Darien stood and headed towards the doors, Andrew and Serena were right. Plus he could feel the milkshake harden as it started to bond with his ebony hair. "Right Andrew. I'll catch you later! Say hi to Rita for me ok?"
Andrew felt his heart soften at the mention of his girlfriend's name. No matter how childish Darien could be, he always made an effort to stay up to date with his friend's lives. "You know I will. And take care; try not to fight with any more girls ok?"
Darien saluted his best friend before disappearing through the doors. Andrew sighed; some days it seemed like their fighting was revolved around mutual dislike. But other days like this, where something else besides that seemed possible it left him wandering. Was there a slight chance that Serena and Darien might have deeper feelings for each other? Andrew shook his head, and deemed the notion impossible. There was no way that anything besides what they currently had could ever come into being or blossom. No, it could never happen for a very simple reason. Serena would always be too busy dumping milkshakes on Darien, and Darien would always be too busy taking showers afterward.
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Luna! I hate, hate, and hate him! Serena sat fuming in her bunny night gown; she sat on her bed and waited for her guardian, Luna to walk in. as Serena waited, Luna walked up the stairs, she could feel her back crack as she made her way towards Serena's room. She wasn't young anymore and she had been Serena's guardian for two years now. She felt that the old age could partly be blamed on Serena and her childish habits. She remembered the time Serena had kept her up all night so she could find out for herself if G-U-L-I-B-L-E said slowly would sound like orange. She could also recall the time when Serena decided that reading comics all night would be fun. Luna had no complaints with the comics; in fact she thought it was a great idea, just as long as she could sleep. When night had come Luna couldn't manage to sleep because everything Serena thought funny would first bring on giggles and then howls of laughter.
She was nearly up the stairs when she remembered the good Serena had performed as Sailor moon. Although her stomach cravings for food were larger that those of anyone she knew; they were always matched by her heart. If anyone was troubled or in need of a friend, Serena would be there. Luna sighed; she really was a meatball head but she was also Sailor moon, alias future Neo-Queen Serenity who processed a heart of gold.
As she walked into the room she looked the sixteen year old over. She had the same large, clear blue eyes as her mother; her hair was taken down from it's usual meat ball style and had been put into a neat pony tail that hung half way down her back. Bracing herself, Luna jumped on the bed to join Serena. She had made out some of what Serena had said when she called her, and didn't need briefing on whom "he was". Knowing this Luna once again braced herself, because she knew that whenever Serena decided to talk about Darien Shield's it would always be a long night.
-End of chapter 1-
There it is! This story has been in the works for a while, and I just wanted to post it now so it would be out of the way and I'd be completely free to write for EDWARD vs. SERENA chapter 8! As I said earlier, I'm beyond looking forward to your responses so don't forget to review! Thanks for reading!
Later and thank you once again!
Always, judith9